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Sunday, July 19, 2015

'Concern for cats' led to theft of knickers

A woman from Goginan, west Wales, woke at 4am to find a neighbor standing by her bed, a court was told. James Wilmot, 60, asked Jennifer Higginson if her cats were okay and then left with a pair of her knickers in his pocket. Swansea Crown Court heard there was still no real explanation for his “bizarre and terrifying behaviour”. Wilmot, then of Llys Awel, Goginan, admitted burglary. John Lloyd, prosecuting, said both Wilmot and Miss Higginson had been to the village pub on 15 May, although they spoke to each other only to say “hello”. Miss Higginson became unwell and the landlord helped her home. At 4am the following morning, she woke to find Wilmot in her bedroom. She asked him “what the hell are you doing here?” and he responded by asking her about her cats. She telephoned the police and Wilmot was arrested at his home 30 yards away. Officers found her knickers in one of his pockets. Janet Gedrych, representing Wilmot, said he had become concerned as to whether she had recovered but, by coincidence, as he walked past her house on his way home, he stumbled and smashed a downstairs window with his head. He then became concerned that the broken glass might harm Miss Higginson’s cats and thought he should warn her about the damage he had caused.
Miss Gedrych said the prosecution wanted to allege that he had climbed through the broken window, but Wilmot maintained he had entered the house through an unlocked front door. She said there was no explanation as to why he stole the knickers, but he may have taken the clothing to wipe blood off his cut head. It would be easy, she added, to jump to the conclusion that there was a sexual motive behind the theft but that was not the case The judge, Mr Recorder Geraint Walters, said neither side could explain why Wilmot really entered the house, or how he got in or why he stole the knickers.
But he warned Wilmot: “It must have been terrifying for her to find you standing by her bed at four in the morning. You scared the living daylights out of her. She is bound to find the theft of the knickers sinister and troubling.” Wilmot, a retired lorry driver, had been ordered to move away from Llys Awel as part of his bail conditions and now lives in Aberystwyth. He was jailed for 12 months, suspended for two years, and ordered to undergo an alcohol awareness activity. He was also made the subject of a five-year restraining order banning any contact with Miss Higginson. Mr Recorder Walters warned Wilmot that if he breached the order he would receive a jail sentence of up to five years. Wilmot was also placed under a 7pm to 7am curfew for the next four months.

Cat in the Hat protesters arrested for challenging soldiers to game of hide and seek

Two men have been charged with trespassing after allegedly challenging soldiers to a game of hide and seek while one was dressed as the Cat in the Hat at an army base in central Queensland, Australia. Nick Deane and Shane Anderson were arrested on Tuesday while protesting multi-national joint-military exercise Talisman Sabre at the Shoalwater Bay military training area near Rockhampton.
Marcella Brassett, from Peace Convergence, said Mr Deane sent "about 50" invitations to Deputy Commander and Australian Army Major General Stuart Smith earlier this month to play hide and seek. "The Cat in the Hat went in there to challenge the general to a humorous game of peace, to remind him that war is not a game, pretty much, and that's the message," she said. "He would rather play a game of peace with the general than have the Talisman Sabre war games happen."
A Queensland police spokesman confirmed the men were arrested for trespassing at the base but wouldn't comment on what they were wearing or doing. Since last week, 30,000 personnel from the US, Japan, New Zealand and Australia have been honing their elite army skills in a bid to strengthen defense ties between the three nations. Peace Convergence has been protesting the training exercise at Shoalwater Bay for eight years and carried out about half a dozen protests this year.
"The peace convergence is highlighting the high cost of war exercises and the US-Australian military alliance to taxpayers as well as relations with other countries, drawing Australia into US wars that are constant, that have no end in sight," Ms Brasset said. "$80 million is spent a day on the military. That money should be spent on the Australian people." The men are due to appear before Rockhampton Magistrates Court on Commonwealth trespassing offenses.

Wizard of Id

Ball’s Pyramid and World’s Rarest Insect

In a new video series called 100 Wonders, our well-traveled friend Dylan of Atlas Obscura tells us about some of his favorite places. This episode is about Ball’s Pyramid, the home of the world’s rarest insect, Dryococelus australis.
Dylan tells us the insect’s story and the efforts to bring it back from what was thought to be extinction. Even creepy-crawlies can be the hero of a story once in a while!

Zhenyuanlong suni

Meet 'new' raptor dinosaur Zhenyuanlong suni -- a 'fluffy feathered poodle from hell'

Pet owners face fines over dog pee

Dog owners in Piacenza, northern Italy, can now be fined up to €500 (£350, $550) for not cleaning up after their pet urinates.
The measure, signed by mayor Paolo Dosi on Monday, makes it illegal for dog owners not to immediately wash away their pets' urine from the squares, roads and pavements of the city. Owners can also no longer let their dogs relieve themselves on doorsteps, near street level cellar windows or on parked cars.
But there are some exceptions to the new rule. Guide dogs and on-duty police dogs will not need to have their urine rinsed, while dog owners will be exempt from doing so during periods of icy weather, as it runs the risk of covering pavements with a dangerous glaze of urine and water.
“It's a measure that's been needed for a long time and one that protects the decorum and hygiene of our public spaces,” Dosi said. The move will require dog-owners to take a bottle of water with them whenever they walk their pets.

Child-chasing bear turned out to be a log

There was a bit of a scare for zoo-goers in Rochester, New York, on Sunday.
Police responded to the Seneca Park Zoo for a report of a bear chasing a child.
The call turned out to be false and the "bear" was determined to be a large log.
Police believe the witness may have seen an animal moving near the log and mistaken it for a bear.

Huge fish found in drainage ditch

An animal control officer in Olathe, Kansas, recently hauled in a 60-pound (27-kg) carp that was lying in a drainage ditch. A man out for a walk last week spotted the fish and called police, city animal control officer Jamie Schmidt said on Tuesday.
The man estimated the fish at more than four feet (1.22 metres) - and he was not telling a whopper, said Schmidt, who responded to the call in suburban Kansas City. The carp lay dead in a roadside ditch that connects to a lake and it apparently swam there when heavy rain caused flooding, she said.
"When the guy said it was four foot, I thought 'Well, most men tell fish stories' and I thought it wasn't going to be even close to that," Schmidt said. "I was very shocked." Schmidt said the fish measured about 3½ feet (1.06 metres) long and weighed 60 pounds (27 kg). It was a grass carp, said Lucas Kowalewski, fisheries biologist for the Kansas Department of Parks, Wildlife and Tourism.

The Kansas record for grass carp caught by angling is 77.7 pounds (35 kg), according to department records. Schmidt said the fish had not decomposed and was lying in shallow water. She put plastic bags around the fish to drag it to her vehicle, where she loaded it into a kennel that has a power lift. Schmidt then had her picture taken with the fish. After the picture, the fish met a quick demise. "We treated it like any other dead animal," Schmidt said. "We put it into our incinerator."

Gang of cows hunted by police after scratching and drooling on woman's car

Police in Val-des-Monts, Quebec, Canada, are on the hunt for four cows after $1,000 in damage was caused to a BMW.
MRC des Collines police said a man got up around 6am last week and noticed the cows congregating around his wife’s car in the driveway of his home. “There was some mark of drooling on the paint,” said Sgt. Martin Fournel. “There was some drooling, licking evidence on the car.”
By the time police got to the house, the cattle had fled the area, but not before causing $1,000 in damage to the BMW. Fournel said one of the cows grazed the car, which scraped the paint and damaged one of the side mirrors. The owner of the cows could be fined for failing to contain the animals.
The footprints left behind by the suspects didn’t help police identify the cows. “We didn’t take hoof prints,” Fournel joked. Earlier that morning, police were called to the same area by motorists who were reporting that cows were wandering on the road. Police responded, but couldn’t find the cows. Police believe they are the same ones who damaged the woman’s car.

Denver The Guilty Dog Can't Growl Without Sneezing

Some people (and apparently dogs) have a tell- a physical tic or reaction that gives away their thoughts or feelings. For some it’s a cringe, or a guffaw, or even a flustered eye flitter and a sigh, but Denver the Guilty Dog’s tic is far more troublesome.
Every time Denver goes to growl or act threatening, an understandable reaction to his ear medicine, she starts sneezing.
So if you’re ever hanging out with Denver and she starts sneezing it's probably because you've done something that ticked her off!

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Saturday, July 18, 2015

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Today in History

1789 Robespierre, a deputy from Arras, France, decides to back the French Revolution.
1812 Great Britain signs the Treaty of Orebro, making peace with Russia and Sweden.
1830 Uruguay adopts a liberal constitution.
1861 Union and Confederate troops skirmish at Blackburn’s Ford, Virginia, in a prelude to the Battle of Bull Run.
1877 Inventor Thomas Edison records the human voice for the first time.
1872 The Ballot Act is passed in Great Britain, providing for secret election ballots.
1935 Ethiopian King Haile Selassie urges his countrymen to fight to the last man against the invading Italian army.
1936 General Francisco Franco of Spain revolts against the Republican government, starting the Spanish Civil War.
1942 The German Me-262, the first jet-propelled aircraft to fly in combat, makes its first flight.
1971 New Zealand and Austrailia announce they will pull their troops out of Vietnam.
1994 In Buenos Aires, a massive car bomb kills 96 people.

Non Sequitur

FBI Busts Airport Staff In Drug-Running Conspiracy While U.S. Is Still Taking Off Its Shoes

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Maybe THIS is why they call it the “happy skies”?
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Florida Cult Sends $1,000 ‘Delinquency Notice’ To Single Mom Because She Didn’t Tithe Enough

Florida Church Sends $1,000 ‘Delinquency Notice’ To Single Mom Because She Didn’t Tithe Enough (IMAGES/VIDEO)
A single Florida mom was shocked when she learned of her cult’s “pay to pray scheme” through a letter demanding she and her 11-year-old daughter pony up more than $1,000 for the privilege of membership.

Lack of diversity increases risk

Lack of diversity on boards of US oil firms 'increases risk' of bad investments

The Fanciest McDonald’s in the World Serves the Regular Menu, But with High Class*

This is Restaurant M. It’s a special restaurant in Tokyo that will be open for only one day. On that one day, you can get fairly standard food from the McDonald's menu. But it will be offered to you fine china, ornate silverware, and bleached linens. The table service will, of course, be far superior from that which you can find at your local burger joint. You can see more photos at Kotaku. Unfortunately, it’s unclear what toy comes with the Happy Meal.
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* It's still McDonald's so the use of the term 'high class' is very, very ,very loosely used at best

Climate Change and ISIL Top Concerns

Climate change is a big worry in Latin America, Asia and Africa, but ISIL makes more Europeans and North Americans anxious.

Earth's Degradation

Earth's degradation threatens major health gains