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Sunday, April 17, 2016

The Battle Over the Sea-Monkey Fortune


Remember when you ordered the Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys from an ad in the back of a comic book? When the enclosed brine shrimp were reanimated, you were quite disappointed that they did not resemble the picture in the ad, and they were awfully tiny. But still, there was something compelling about the idea of reanimating dried animals sent through the mail, and you cared for the little shrimp for as long as you could. Harold von Braunhut was the master of marketing who developed Sea-Monkeys, among many other ventures that weren’t quite as successful. When he died, he left the business to his wife, Yolanda Signorelli von Braunhut. For the last few years, Signorelli von Braunhut has been embroiled in a lawsuit against Big Time Toys, the distributor of Sea-Monkeys.
A few years after her husband’s death in 2003, Signorelli von Braunhut licensed out part of the labor of his multimillion dollar Sea-Monkey enterprise, mostly packaging and distribution, to Big Time. If you’ve ever been 8 years old, then you know that Sea-Monkeys arrive in a small plastic aquarium with several small packets that include the tiny brine-shrimp critters, which reanimate once you add water — by way of a secret formula that Signorelli von Braunhut keeps locked in a vault in Manhattan.
The original deal held that Big Time would supply everything except the specially engineered critters — and the accompanying packets, which von Braunhut would manufacture and sell separately to Big Time, which would then bundle the full kits and handle the sales. Also in the contract was a second deal — to buy the company, including the secret formula. It allowed Big Time to pay a straight-up $5 million fee and then $5 million more in installments. Three winters ago, Big Time called up the widow and announced that it considered its previous payments for the packets to be a kind of layaway deal for the company and that, as far as Big Time was concerned, it now owned the Sea-Monkey franchise.
On top of all that, court documents revealed that Big Time is now purchasing brine shrimp from China instead of using Braunhut’s proprietary breed of shrimp. An article at the New York Times looks deeper into the lawsuit, the lives of Harold and Yolanda von Braunhut, the history of Sea-Monkeys, and how the new knockoffs compare to the original Sea-Monkeys.

Bundy cattle may be starving after overgrazing

Cow grazing near Golden Butte (Care2 Petitions)
The Nevada rancher and some of his sons have been jailed for their roles in armed standoffs with federal authorities two years ago at the family’s Bunkerville ranch and earlier this year at an Oregon nature preserve.

Zoo staff shocked by unexpected joey after wallaby secretly impregnated herself

Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia, have welcomed a surprise new wallaby more than a year after the only male of the species was moved away. Mica, an endangered brush-tailed rock wallaby, was due for a well-earned rest after giving birth to a joey in March last year and carrying it her pouch for more than six months. However, when staff were caring for Mica, who is almost six, and her youngster in recent months they noticed there was more movement in her pouch.
Wallaby keeper Tony-Britt Lewis said the zoo wasn't planning for another joey, so for Mica to have one was "quite a shock". Recently, the surprise (but welcome) addition made its first appearance, poking its head out of Mica's pouch and appearing to smile happily in the sunlight. It is in great health and appears to be around six months old, meaning it will soon venture out of the pouch and allow staff to discover its gender.
Keepers believe Mica mated with the only male wallaby, Sam, shortly after she gave birth to her first joey in around March last year. She then stored the fertilized embryo away while she raised her existing joey, in a phenomena known as embyronic diapause. Tony Britt-Lewis said the process, which gives marsupials the ability to keep an embryo for several months before it is implanted, is useful in the wild. Keepers aren't yet sure of the joey's gender.

"It's an interesting survival mechanism that allows the mother to delay the development of the embryo in drought conditions or if she already has a joey in the pouch," Mr Britt-Lewis said. The joey adds to five brush-tailed rock wallabies that live at Taronga Zoo as part of a breeding program. The species is considered endangered in NSW as a result of hunting in the 1900s and the destruction of their habitat. Under the tutelage of Mica, it's expected the joey will begin to explore its enclosure any day now. "It shouldn't be long before we start to see it venturing out of the pouch to take its first wobbly steps," Mr Britt-Lewis said. "Mica is a confident and attentive mum and her joey looks to be very strong."

Chimpanzee sparked alert after electrifying escape from zoo

A chimpanzee embarked on a daring escape from Yagiyama zoo in northern Japan, climbing a tall electricity pole before being hit with a sedative arrow and plunging from the wires into a blanket held by a dozen workers. Chacha, a male chimp, survived the fall with minor bruises and cuts, a zoo official said. Japanese viewers were glued to their screens on Thursday afternoon as Chacha evaded capture, swung from power lines and scampered around in a state of agitation.
The chimpanzee was on the loose for nearly two hours after it disappeared from the Yagiyama zoological park in Sendai, the city that is hosting finance ministers from the Group of Seven industrialized nations in May. Electricity was lost in 1,848 homes for a brief period during the incident, according to Tohoku Electric Power Co. A witness at the zoo said the chimp had managed to climb over the wall of its enclosure before darting up a telephone pole and making a getaway on power lines.
The primate managed to get 250 meters from the zoo before his great escape was brought to an end. TV footage showed Chacha perched atop a pole, agitated and screaming at zoo workers below. A worker in a cherry picker then shot the chimpanzee in the back with the arrow, sending it scampering along the wires. Chacha pulled out the arrow but, dangling from an electric line, appeared to lose its grip as the sedative took effect, and suddenly fell head down into the blanket.

On the way down, Chacha struck another wire before being awkwardly caught by authorities. At 24, or middle age in human terms, the chimpanzee would be slow for a few days as it recovered from the sedative, zoo official Takashi Ito said. Japanese viewers got to witness the entire escape. The zoo was closed on Friday as officials investigated how it escaped. Zoo officials have spotted a hole in the fence, through which the chimpanzee apparently made his breakout.

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Saturday, April 16, 2016

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Today in History

69
Defeated by Vitellius’ troops at Bedriacum, Otho commits suicide.
556
Pelagius I begins his reign as Catholic Pope.
1065
The Norman Robert Guiscard takes Bari, ending five centuries of Byzantine rule in southern Italy.
1705
Queen Anne of England knights Isaac Newton.
1746
Prince Charles is defeated at the Battle of Culloden, the last pitched battle fought in Britain.
1818
The U.S. Senate ratifies the Rush-Bagot amendment to form an unarmed U.S.-Canada border.
1854
San Salvador is destroyed by an earthquake.
1862
Confederate President Jefferson Davis approves a conscription act for white males between 18 and 35.
1862
Slavery is abolished in the District of Columbia.
1917
Vladimir Lenin returns to Russia to start the Bolshevik Revolution.
1922
Annie Oakley shoots 100 clay targets in a row, setting a woman’s record.
1942
The Island of Malta is awarded the George Cross in recognition for heroism under constant German air attack. It was the first such award given to any part of the British Commonwealth.
1945
The destroyer USS Laffey survives horrific damage from attacks by 22 Japanese aircraft off Okinawa, earning the nickname “The Ship That Would Not Die.”
1945
American troops enter Nuremberg, Germany.
1947
A lens which provides zoom effects is demonstrated in New York City.
1968
The Pentagon announces the “Vietnamization” of the war.
1972
Two giants pandas arrive in the U.S. from China.

Here's What Happened When A Group Of Scientists Went To Confront Their Congressional Tormentors

How Jerry Brown quietly saved California

Gov. Jerry Brown (Facebook)
Brown was 36 the first time he had the top job in California; he’s 78 now, and still pushing ambitious agendas to save his state, and maybe even the world.

Coastguard rescue team called into action after report of people floating down river in a fridge

A river search was launched after people were spotted floating inside a fridge. Flint Coastguard Rescue Team received the strange report at 7.34pm on Tueday and launched a search mission.
A member of the public reported that people were inside a fridge on the River Dee near Connah's Quay in Flintshire, Wales. However when the coastguard team arrived the fridge was found empty.
The fridge was then removed and taken to a safe area. Flint Coastguard Rescue Team posted on Facebook: "Team paged by Holyhead CGOC to reports of persons floating down the River Dee in a fridge in the Connah’s Quay area.

"Once CRT on scene persons had left the area leaving behind the fridge on the rivers edge. CRT removed fridge to a safe area making sure it won’t float again. Many thanks to the first informant and members of the public for helping us with our inquiries. Team stood down and returned to station."

Canoodling couple were totally oblivious to armed robbery at bar

A couple smooching at the Tap Inn bar and casino in Billings, Montana, failed to notice the place was being robbed by two armed, masked men.
Camera angle one.

The heist happened at around 1:15am on Monday. Surveillance video captured one of the men pointing a gun at the bartender and demanding money from the register.

The other masked man circled the bar and even walked past the two love birds. Eventually, the couple finally stopped kissing long enough to see the suspects flee the bar with an undisclosed amount of cash.
Camera angle two.

Nobody was hurt and no arrests have been made. Monday’s incident is the latest in a string of crimes to plague the city for the past year, police said.

Ronald McDonald Statue Arrested by Chinese Police

On the streets, they called him Happy Ronnie. You'd better call him that. Because the alternative was Angry Ronnie, who was a criminal terror.
Well, the long arm of the law finally caught up with Happy Ronnie. He's heading off to the big McHouse for a few years. Rocket News 24 reports that police in Guangzhou, China told the owner of a McDonald's restaurant to remove the statue that he kept outside. When he failed to comply, they hauled off the statue.
Now photos from the event are going viral . . .

Retirement Income Is Getting Worse for Most, Unless You Are a CEO

The Mortgage Fraudsters And Their Get Out Of Jail Free Card

The Mortgage Fraudsters And Their Get Out Of Jail Free Card

Mississippi Jails Are Losing Inmates, And Local Officials Are 'Devastated' By The Loss Of Revenue

Fox News Will NEVER Be Able To Say ‘Fair And Balanced’ Again After What Hannity Just Did

There is a saying – “In Politics, a gaffe is when you accidentally tell the truth.” With that in mind, Sean Hannity just committed the...

Lawsuit against maker of rifle used in Sandy Hook school shooting can proceed

Judge: Lawsuit against maker of rifle used in Sandy Hook school shooting can proceed

How cults exploit one of our most basic psychological urges

How cults exploit one of our most basic psychological urges

Georgia woman says she had to let school principal paddle her son or go to jail

“They told me if he could not get a paddling he would have to be suspended and if he got suspended for even one day I WILL go to jail for truancy,” Shana Perez said in a Facebook post.

Math teacher goes bonkers after student reports him for watching porn in class

“I saw something no 13-year-old should ever see in a school,” said Jeffrey, a sixth-grader.