~ Sir Paul McCartney
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Night Funny
There was a lady swimmer quite nude
who's clothes by winds where strewed
saw a man come along
and unless I am wrong
you expected this line to be lewd!
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Night Funny
On the subject of Golf:
Although it was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
~ Dave Berry
~ Dave Berry
World Up Close And Personal
Having started life when horses still pulled wagons into town for the farmer's market and airplanes still had propellers, I find the ability to 'chat' with people from around the world via the internet wonderful.
Just a few moments ago I was chatting with a young man in Maryland, USA and a young man in New Zealand at the same time ... that wasn't even dreamed of when I was a child - it was prohibitively expensive by phone and three-way calling was "not thought of" yet (it had always been around from the beginning ... every one knew 'Ethel' stayed on the line after she connected you to your party, but as a 'wanted' feature it wasn't even in the works then), and the only other means of doing so was by short-wave radio - a hit and miss proposition at the best of times.
Now though I can chat and have chatted with people from all over the planet. It is amazing how many people know some English. It also helps that I speak several other languages as well.
I can learn so much more now and that is vital to my makeup - always learning more. It is a shame some others can not do the same.
If you want to learn more use the internet for more than downloading porn.
Just a few moments ago I was chatting with a young man in Maryland, USA and a young man in New Zealand at the same time ... that wasn't even dreamed of when I was a child - it was prohibitively expensive by phone and three-way calling was "not thought of" yet (it had always been around from the beginning ... every one knew 'Ethel' stayed on the line after she connected you to your party, but as a 'wanted' feature it wasn't even in the works then), and the only other means of doing so was by short-wave radio - a hit and miss proposition at the best of times.
Now though I can chat and have chatted with people from all over the planet. It is amazing how many people know some English. It also helps that I speak several other languages as well.
I can learn so much more now and that is vital to my makeup - always learning more. It is a shame some others can not do the same.
If you want to learn more use the internet for more than downloading porn.
Friday, August 10, 2007
Cartoons
I have been asked if I had a site where I posted all the cartoons and editorials I have collected and I have had to answer no, that is until now.
I have just set up a Blog just for those cartoons and editorials ... literally.
You can find it at nakedcartoons.blogspot.com.
At the moment it is blank save for the format layout, but I will be adding to it as I am able - I have a ton of cartoons and editorials and there are always more coming out everyday.
I have just set up a Blog just for those cartoons and editorials ... literally.
You can find it at nakedcartoons.blogspot.com.
At the moment it is blank save for the format layout, but I will be adding to it as I am able - I have a ton of cartoons and editorials and there are always more coming out everyday.
Thursday, August 9, 2007
August in the Carolinas
They say you know it is August in North Carolina when you remember asphalt has a liquid state.
Today we topped 105F and I don't care who you are that's bloody hot!
It was better just to put yours clothes on right out of the shower while you were still wet today ... it just saved time and you'd be used to the damp and clingy things by the time you went out the door instead of the shock of them instantly getting wet and clingy as you opened the door.
Today we topped 105F and I don't care who you are that's bloody hot!
It was better just to put yours clothes on right out of the shower while you were still wet today ... it just saved time and you'd be used to the damp and clingy things by the time you went out the door instead of the shock of them instantly getting wet and clingy as you opened the door.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
And I Quote
The more honesty a man has, the less he affects the air of a saint.
~ Lavater
In other words an Honest man has no need of putting on a 'pretty face'. And there are a whole lot of 'pretty faces' out there.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
First Idiot
Well, folks the first idiot posted the first stupid comment on this Blog today. He followed the rules and left his screen name so I am publishing it here as well as on the 'comments' section of the FREE SPEECH post he commented on for all to see his stupidity.
anti-gag said ...
You should not be allowed to say these things.
Freedom of Speech is one thing, but Political Correct must come first.
Where would we be if everyone was allowed to say what they liked?
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Freedom of Speech is one thing, but Political Correct must come first.
Where would we be if everyone was allowed to say what they liked?
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Oh, where do I begin?!
Point by point I guess!
Point one: I should be allowed to say these things, in fact I am allowed to say these things. There's that pesky little thing called the Constitution of the United States of America that says so. I have bled for that allowance and yours was well, have you?
Point two: Freedom of Speech is the only thing. Political Correct is hogwash. You don't like the music - change the channel, it really is that simple ... but you cannot turn off the channel because someone else may like the music and you cannot abridge their enjoyment of it.
Point three: Well, I would be in the good ol' USA as it was and is supposed to be as would every other person expressing themselves. Now as for you well ... who knows where you'd be.
Point by point I guess!
Point one: I should be allowed to say these things, in fact I am allowed to say these things. There's that pesky little thing called the Constitution of the United States of America that says so. I have bled for that allowance and yours was well, have you?
Point two: Freedom of Speech is the only thing. Political Correct is hogwash. You don't like the music - change the channel, it really is that simple ... but you cannot turn off the channel because someone else may like the music and you cannot abridge their enjoyment of it.
Point three: Well, I would be in the good ol' USA as it was and is supposed to be as would every other person expressing themselves. Now as for you well ... who knows where you'd be.
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There you have it folks, a prime example of an idiot and his stupidity. Trying to censor others yet allowing himself unfettered reign. It won't work here. As you can see I will expose stupidity and idiocy when it shows itself so be warned.
By the same token I will summarily delete any stupidity or idiocy from any without the hutzpah to leave at least their screen name as I did to a really stupid comment left anonymously on the sister Blog to this Blog the other day.
There you have it folks, a prime example of an idiot and his stupidity. Trying to censor others yet allowing himself unfettered reign. It won't work here. As you can see I will expose stupidity and idiocy when it shows itself so be warned.
By the same token I will summarily delete any stupidity or idiocy from any without the hutzpah to leave at least their screen name as I did to a really stupid comment left anonymously on the sister Blog to this Blog the other day.
It's Bloody Hot
It is bloody hot outside right now, I don't even want to know how hot - it was 99F just an hour ago. The weather people are saying today was the "cool" day for the rest of the week. "Cool" my ass, triple digit high temperatures have never been fun, because if it was 99F an hour ago as the sun was going down and the temperature was going down - how hot was it at 3pm when the sun was at its height in the sky?
These are the days we are praying for January!
And I Quote
No amount of troops and no amount of time will make a difference in Iraq.
~ Admiral Michael Mullen
(The shrub's nominee for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.)
(The shrub's nominee for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.)
When your own "man" tells you the same thing the rest of the world is telling you, you just might want to listen ... especially if that man is the head of your military.
Monday, August 6, 2007
Troglodyte Returns
One of the troglodytes on another forum has slithered from beneath its rock after a few weeks away and has picked up right where it left off.
How is it that some are just so flat-out stupid?
More importantly ... why do we allow them to procreate?
I mean ignorance is one thing and can be taught so that it is not ignorant.
Willful stupidity is a cause for severe bodily pain or it should be.
And this troll says it wants to teach children!
Be afraid, be very afraid!
How is it that some are just so flat-out stupid?
More importantly ... why do we allow them to procreate?
I mean ignorance is one thing and can be taught so that it is not ignorant.
Willful stupidity is a cause for severe bodily pain or it should be.
And this troll says it wants to teach children!
Be afraid, be very afraid!
More Headlines
Egyptologists Discover Cure For Egypt!
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Casting Director Casts Self.
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Conservationists Warn Of Dwindling Ham Population In Black Forest!
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63% Of U.S. Implicated In New Scandal.
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Corporate-Welfare Recipients: Are They Eating Steak And Driving Cadillacs?
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Pudding Factory Disaster Brings Slow Creamy Death To Town Below!
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Imaginary Brain Tumor Spreading Rapidly!
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Heroic Man Rushes Into Movie Theater, Saves Four Seats!
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Casting Director Casts Self.
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Conservationists Warn Of Dwindling Ham Population In Black Forest!
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63% Of U.S. Implicated In New Scandal.
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Corporate-Welfare Recipients: Are They Eating Steak And Driving Cadillacs?
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Pudding Factory Disaster Brings Slow Creamy Death To Town Below!
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Imaginary Brain Tumor Spreading Rapidly!
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Heroic Man Rushes Into Movie Theater, Saves Four Seats!
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For details on these Headlines and more go to The Onion and read all about them.
Missing Weapons In Iraq
HEADLINES
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Thirty percent of all the weapons we have given to Iraq are missing! That's 190,000 AK-47 assault weapons and 90,000 pistols, people.
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Congressional Democrats quietly accomplishing campaign promises.
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Check out this Report for details on these headlines and more.
Stupid Comments
Just a reminder.
Stupid comments by readers of this Blog WILL be published to expose their stupidity to the world.
However, stupid comments from those without the cajones to leave even their screen name will be 86'd.
This reminder was prompted by the first really stupid comment this Bog (actually her sister Blog), has received to date, but the commenter did not have the hutzpah to leave their screen name ... on a technical point it should be their real name, but allowances for the internet will be made on this point ... so it was deleted out of hand.
Stupid comments by readers of this Blog WILL be published to expose their stupidity to the world.
However, stupid comments from those without the cajones to leave even their screen name will be 86'd.
This reminder was prompted by the first really stupid comment this Bog (actually her sister Blog), has received to date, but the commenter did not have the hutzpah to leave their screen name ... on a technical point it should be their real name, but allowances for the internet will be made on this point ... so it was deleted out of hand.
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