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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

New Definition

New term for the neocon hypocrites we all know so well ...

Neocrit (noun): a neocon hypocrite, particularly one who makes a living selling it to the rubes.
– Matthew (Chironboy) at The Church of Mothra.

I like it.

And I Quote

Obama is being criticized for trying to solve too many problems at the same time.
If Bush were still president. We wouldn't even be having this conversation.

~ Jimmy Fallon

Right you are.
Seeing as how the shrub never tried to solve anything in his entire life, much less the problems he caused.

Deadly spider in the grocery store

A Brazilian Wandering spider, the most venomous spider in the world, was scurrying around a Whole Foods Market in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
An employee caught the spider in the produce section and the store called the University of Tulsa.

From News On 6:
 Images 10025233 Bg1"Within minutes you will have breathing problems, you'll start to lose control of your muscles, you'll start to drool and within 20 to 25 minutes you'll probably collapse on the floor and die of asphyxiation," said Terry Childs (director of the university's animal facilities)...

Apparently the spider, also known as a banana spider, hitched a ride on some bunches of bananas all the way from Honduras. It turns out it is the kind of thing that happens all the time, but this particular spider is more threatening than most.

"This particular one happens to be one of the most aggressive ones I've actually come across. This thing will actually jump at you," said Terry Childs.

People who use barrels to catch rain from their roofs breaking law

From the "I'll be damned if it's theirs" Department:

Nicholas Riccardi of the The LA Times has a story about "rainwater harvesters" in Colorado who are not allowed to collect rainwater that falls in their own yard, because the water rights belong to farmers, ranchers, developers and water agencies.
Every time it rains here, Kris Holstrom knowingly breaks the law.

Holstrom's violation is the fancifully painted 55-gallon buckets underneath the gutters of her farmhouse on a mesa 15 miles from the resort town of Telluride. The barrels catch rain and snowmelt, which Holstrom uses to irrigate the small vegetable garden she and her husband maintain.

But according to the state of Colorado, the rain that falls on Holstrom's property is not hers to keep. It should be allowed to fall to the ground and flow unimpeded into surrounding creeks and streams, the law states, to become the property of farmers, ranchers, developers and water agencies that have bought the rights to those waterways.

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"If you try to collect rainwater, well, that water really belongs to someone else," said Doug Kemper, executive director of the Colorado Water Congress. "We get into a very detailed accounting on every little drop."

Across the Universe


Fiona Apple singing The Beatles song 'Across the Universe' (written by John Lennon) from the soundtrack for the movie 'Pleasantville'.

And I Quote

A wise man makes more opportunities than he finds.

~ Francis Bacon

Repugican MADness

If you've ever harbored any doubt that repugicans are not a heartless, soulless pack of dastardly vicious perverted bastards, then there is no need to harbor it any longer.

Here is a report dated March 17, 2009 from Progress Report that wipes any doubts from anyone's mind that they may have secretly (or not so secretly) held regarding repugicans:

RADICAL RIGHT -- CONSERVATIVES SUGGEST DEATH FOR AIG EXECS SET TO RECEIVE BONUSES: Politicians and pundits from both sides of the aisle have expressed outrage at the recent news that bailed-out insurance giant AIG will be paying $165 million in bonuses to same executives that "brought the company to the brink of collapse." President Obama and members of Congress are trying to figure out a way to revoke the bonuses, while others have called for top executives to be fired. While conservatives have joined in the mass discontent with AIG, some are taking their anger a bit too far. Yesterday on a local Iowa radio show, Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA) suggested that AIG executives consider committing suicide.

While having those responsible for the world economic collapse held accountable, suggesting suicide if way outside the lines. It is just grandstanding and all part of the dog and pony show that is the repugicans. It is also not 'like the Japanese do' - having those responsible commit ritual suicide - as one Japanese blogger points out ... when someone in Japan feels that they can not live with the 'shame' of whatever it was they failed at then they commit suicide. This same blogger further points out that the AIG executives are and have been behaving shamelessly therefore their commiting suicide would not be the same (and since they are shameless, they would be too chickenshit to do it anyway).

'Armed' Chimps Raid Beehive

Mild obesity takes years off your life

Being slightly overweight, which is now extremely common, reduces life expectancy by two to four years.

Mild obesity takes years off your life

Tachyons and all that jazz

Star Trek has given us many of what are today common devices and items ... from communication devices to who knows what all. But this may not be one of them ... 'Tachyon beams'.

Relativity forbids ordinary matter from reaching the speed of light, but it does not rule out a realm of particles called tachyons that can only travel faster than light (Road image: Xcawhy/Stock.xchng)

Relativity does not rule out a realm of particles that can only travel faster than light, but a new study suggests they may be fundamentally impossible.

Faster-than-light 'tachyons' might be impossible after all

Life and Death beneath the waves

This is a great gallery of photographs.

See stunning images of a caring octopus mum, the eyes of a conch, a slaughtered shark, and more.

Life and death beneath the waves

Europe plays catch-up

The EU has much to learn from Barack Obama's scientific "dream team"

The EU has much to learn from Barack Obama's scientific "dream team", says John Beddington, the UK government's chief scientific adviser.

Europe plays catch-up to Obama's science drive

Blowing rings


Dolphins having fun.

Some schools may be breeding grounds for teen killers

A review of school shootings in the US indicates that some schools are more likely to cultivate killers than others.

Unusual Celebrations and Holidays

Today is Awkward Moments Day!

Suspect in quadruple murder dead in Utah

The man wanted for the quadruple homicide in Catawba County, North Carolina is dead and investigators believe drugs may have been a possible motive for the killings.

Lisa Saephan and her three children, 20-year-old Melanie, 18-year-old Pauline and 3-year-old Cody were killed in their home last Thursday.

Read the rest here.


Incest father pleads guilty to charges

In a stunning turn of events, an Austrian on trial for imprisoning his daughter for 24 years and fathering her seven children pleaded guilty Wednesday to all charges against him — including homicide. The move came after his daughter appeared unexpectedly in the courtroom.

Read the rest here.

Octopus fossil found

It's hard enough to find fossils of hard things like dinosaur bones. Now scientists have found evidence of 95 million-year-old octopuses, among the rarest and unlikeliest of fossils, complete with ink and suckers.

The body of an octopus is composed almost entirely of muscle and skin. When an octopus dies, it quickly decays and liquefies into a slimy blob. After just a few days there will be nothing left at all. And that assumes that the fresh carcass is not consumed almost immediately by scavengers.

The result is that preservation of an octopus as a fossil is about as unlikely as finding a fossil sneeze, and none of the 200 to 300 species of octopus known today had ever been found in fossilized form, said Dirk Fuchs of the Freie University Berlin.

Read the rest at LiveScience.

Bat Hung On For a Ride Into Space

A small bat that was spotted blasting off with the space shuttle Sunday and clinging to the back side of Discovery's external fuel tank apparently held on throughout the launch.

NASA hoped the bat would fly away before the spacecraft's Sunday evening liftoff, but photos from the launch now show the bat holding on for dear life throughout the fiery ride.

Win Big


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