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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Yeast-powered fuel cell

A small fuel cell containing brewer's yeast generates electricity from the glucose found in blood – it could one day be used to power medical implants.

Yeast-powered fuel cell feeds on human blood

What would it look like to fall into a black hole?

Here is a video simulates what you might see on your way towards a black hole's crushing central singularity.

Rainforests may pump winds worldwide

The rainforests may be the heart as well as the lungs of the planet (Image: Kim Eijdenberg/Flickr/Getty)

Without forests to pump moisture around the planet, would the continents turn to desert?

A new theory suggests they might.

Rainforests may pump winds worldwide

Thriving on the Edge of Chaos

Operating in a state that is neither ordered nor random may help drive our brain's astonishing capabilities.

The five ages of the brain

Speaking of brains ...

Throughout our lives our brains undergo many changes, which can be broadly divided into five stages.

How can we get the best out of our brains at every stage?

The five ages of the brain

Magnetic Dreams

Looking for an explanation for weird dreams?
New research suggests you can blame the Earth's magnetic field, not a repressed childhood.

Crimson and Clover


Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

'Supersize' lions roamed Britain

From BBC-Science:
Skulls of three lions
It is thought the ancient lions would not have had manes

Giant lions were roaming around Britain, Europe and North America up to 13,000 years ago, scientists from Oxford University have found.

Remains of giant cats previously discovered were thought to be a species of jaguar or tiger but after DNA analysis they were proved to be lions.

They were 25% bigger than the species of African lion living today, and had longer legs to chase their prey.

They would have lived in icy tundra with mammoth and sabretooth tigers.

It is thought these animals would hunt over longer distances, and their longer legs would help them chase down their prey as opposed to the modern-day species which tends to ambush its victims.

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Dark Matter

From BBC-Science:

Streams of positron particles detected by a satellite could have been produced by dark matter, say researchers.

World's tiniest frogs

 News 2009 03 Photogalleries Smallest-Frog-Pictures Images Primary 090326-01-Smallest-Frog-Pictures Big This is likely the smallest frog species in the world, discovered in the Andes Mountains' upper Cosnipata Valley in Peru.

From National Geographic:
"The most distinctive character of the new species," scientists write in the February issue of the journal Copeia, "is its diminutive size." Females grow to 0.49 inch (12.4 millimeters) at most. Males make it to only 0.44 inch (11.1 millimeters).

What's most surprising is that the frog lives at such high elevations, said study co-author Alessandro Catenazzi, a postdoctoral researcher at the University of California, Berkeley. In general, larger animals are found at greater heights.

Makes you wonder

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Something the repugicans don't want you to know

"More than 80% of Americans think Obama will do a good job representing their country to the world."

~ CNN poll

And I Quote

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drives into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.

~ Samuel Johnson

All Fowled Up


Foghorn Leghorn

Resonant voices may turn on plants

The Royal Horticultural Society says it is taking a leaf from Britain's Prince Charles , conducting a study of how the human voice affects tomato plants.

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Man charged with drunken driving on bar stool

Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.

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Woman accused of driving 103 with grandson in car

Authorities arrested a woman accused of driving 103 mph with her 10-year-old grandson in the car.

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Man skips out of paying for prosthetic leg

A man who police say skipped out of paying for a prosthetic leg has been arrested.

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Man upset over taxes charged for 'drive-by' remark

From the "You ought not have said that" Department:

No matter how frustrating taxes get, it's not a good idea to threaten to do a drive-by shooting at the Department of Revenue.

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Man gets 295 days in jail in bleach assault

A judge sentenced a Nebraska man to 295 days in jail on Monday for pouring bleach on a woman during an argument last year.

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