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Saturday, May 23, 2009

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LA cop union buys stake in newspaper, demands critical writers be fired

The San Diego Union Tribune was recently purchased by Platinum Equity, which in turn has a $30-million investment from the pension fund of Los Angeles cops and firefighters, along with other public employee pension funds. Now the President of the Los Angeles Police Protective League, the union which represents L.A. cops, wants the editorial board of the paper to be fired because they don't like what has been written about them.
"Since the very public employees they continually criticize are now their owners, we strongly believe that those who currently run the editorial pages should be replaced," Weber wrote in a March 26 letter to Platinum CEO Tom Gores.

Weber, in an interview, emphasized that the League is not demanding changes in the paper's news coverage of the issue or in its staff of reporters. "It's just these people on the opinion side. There is not even an attempt to be even-handed. They're one step away from saying, 'these public employees are parasites,' " Weber said.

L.A. police union wants San Diego newspaper writers fired

Weber needs to get a life - Censorship like he is demanding will not be tolerated!

Search for sick teen reaches beyond border

We need to find this LOON!
Search for sick teen reaches beyond border

The 13-year-old Minnesota boy ordered to undergo chemotherapy may be headed to Mexico with his mom to seek alternative treatment.

Search reaches beyond border

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Cars you'll drive in 2014

Cars you'll drive in 2014See what's in store for drivers five years from now.

Cars you'll drive in 2014

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Taiwanese Whale Explosion

... Literally

A whale intended for research exploded on a Taiwanese street, soaking passersby in blood and guts.

Full Story

Saturday Jam

Today's Saturday Jam includes:

The Lion AwakesJimmy Cliff

Games People Play
Inner Circle

Sweat
Inner Circle

Three Little Birds
Bob Marley & the Wailers

President Obama's Weekly Address

Prepared Remarks of President Barack Obama
Weekly Address
Saturday, May 23, 2009


This Memorial Day weekend, Americans will gather on lawns and porches, fire up the grill, and enjoy the company of family, friends, and neighbors. But this is not only a time for celebration, it is also a time to reflect on what this holiday is all about; to pay tribute to our fallen heroes; and to remember the servicemen and women who cannot be with us this year because they are standing post far from home – in Iraq, Afghanistan, and around the world.

On Friday, I traveled to Annapolis, where I spoke at the Commencement of the United States Naval Academy. It was an honor to address some of America’s newest sailors and Marines as their Commander-in-Chief. Looking out at all of those young men and women, I was reminded of the extraordinary service that they are rendering to our country. And I was reminded, too, of all of the sacrifices that their parents, siblings, and loved ones make each day on their behalf and on our behalf.

Our fighting men and women – and the military families who love them – embody what is best in America. And we have a responsibility to serve all of them as well as they serve all of us.

And yet, all too often in recent years and decades, we, as a nation, have failed to live up to that responsibility. We have failed to give them the support they need or pay them the respect they deserve. That is a betrayal of the sacred trust that America has with all who wear – and all who have worn – the proud uniform of our country.

And that is a sacred trust I am committed to keeping as President of the United States. That is why I will send our servicemen and women into harm’s way only when it is necessary, and ensure that they have the training and equipment they need when they enter the theater of war.

That is why we are building a 21st century Department of Veterans Affairs with the largest single-year funding increase in three decades. It’s a commitment that will help us provide our veterans with the support and benefits they have earned, and expand quality health care to a half million more veterans.

That is why, this week, I signed a bill that will eliminate some of the waste and inefficiency in our defense projects – reform that will better protect our nation, better protect our troops, and save taxpayers tens of billions of dollars.

And that is why we are laying a new foundation for our economy so that when our troops return home and take off the uniform, they can find a good job, provide for their families, and earn a college degree on a Post-9/11 GI Bill that will offer them the same opportunity to live out their dreams that was afforded our greatest generation.

These are some of the ways we can, must, and will honor the service of our troops and the sacrifice of their families. But we must also do our part, not only as a nation, but as individuals for those Americans who are bearing the burden of wars being fought on our behalf. That can mean sending a letter or a care package to our troops overseas. It can mean volunteering at a clinic where a wounded warrior is being treated or bringing supplies to a homeless veterans center. Or it can mean something as simple as saying "thank you" to a veteran you pass on the street.

That is what Memorial Day is all about. It is about doing all we can to repay the debt we owe to those men and women who have answered our nation’s call by fighting under its flag. It is about recognizing that we, as a people, did not get here by accident or good fortune alone. It’s about remembering the hard winter of 1776, when our fragile American experiment seemed doomed to fail; and the early battles of 1861 when a union victory was anything but certain; and the summer of 1944, when the fate of a world rested on a perilous landing unlike any ever attempted.

It’s about remembering each and every one of those moments when our survival as a nation came down not simply to the wisdom of our leaders or the resilience of our people, but to the courage and valor of our fighting men and women. For it is only by remembering these moments that we can truly appreciate a simple lesson of American life – that what makes all we are and all we aspire to be possible are the sacrifices of an unbroken line of Americans that stretches back to our nation’s founding.

That is the meaning of this holiday. That is a truth at the heart of our history. And that is a lesson I hope all Americans will carry with them this Memorial Day weekend and beyond.

Thank you.

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Being faithful to someone is good -- blindly supporting them even when they are wrong is bad.
You have to step back if someone you love is getting themselves involved in things that are unwise or illegal, or if they are saying things that you know are not true.
You won't be abandoning them if you distance yourself from their antics; you'll be protecting yourself.
And when push comes to shove, you have to put yourself first.
If you endorse their behavior, you'll encourage them to do worse.

Cover me arse ... got it.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Soldier in pink boxers praised by defense chief

Soldier in pink boxers praised by defense chief

Army Specialist Zachary Boyd's curious battle gear gets a special salute from the top boss.

Pink boxers

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Pump Pains

Gas prices inching up fast

As millions fuel up for Memorial Day, climbing prices bring back painful memories.

Gas prices inching up fast

Hot dog makers in summer wiener war

Hot dog makers in summer wiener war

Sales are sizzling and the stakes are high in the scramble to be top dog of the $2.1 billion industry.

Summer wiener war

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And I Quote

Limbaugh hasn't had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he's compensating for something?
Now, I wouldn't pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection - none of that stuff - to me, off limits until! until! - Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else - once you start doing that, you're fair game, fat boy.
Absolutely, you jiggly pile of mess.
You're just fair game, and you're
going to get it, too.
You'd better watch what you say, Limbaugh, because it can come back the other way.


~ Ron Reagan Jr
(Too, bad his daddy was a repugican - at least the son and daughter have brains)

SC governor won't abide by law requiring federal cash

Proving yet again what a moron is ... the Nincompoop in typical repugican fashion thinks he is above the law ...

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford will ignore a new state law forcing him to ask for $700 million in stimulus cash to ease school budget problems, his spokesman said Friday, days before a deadline to take the money.

The repugican's plan to continue balking at the bailout came as pressure mounted on him to take the cash, which critics say is needed to avoid teacher layoffs and college tuition increases. Two students filed a lawsuit Friday with the state Supreme Court intended to force Sanford into action. An hour later, school administrators and principals sued there, too.

But Sanford spokesman Joel Sawyer said the governor can't be forced to take the cash. Sanford sued in federal court this week after the Legislature overrode his vetoes, effectively giving the governor five days to request the money.

"We view it as an unconstitutional act. We have no intention of enforcing an unconstitutional act," Sawyer said Friday.

Lawmakers said the governor should finally request the money to help shore up the state's newly approved $5.7 billion spending plan, and send $185 million to public schools and $100 million to colleges.

"The natural course of action would be that the governor goes ahead and does what this law instructs him to do and that's to draw down the money," said Senate Finance Committee Chairman Hugh Leatherman, r-Florence.

Sanford's lawsuit is against state Attorney General Henry McMaster, who likely will enforce the law.

McMaster has until June 10 to respond. He learned Friday that he'll have to respond by Tuesday to the state challenge. McMaster spokesman Trey Walker said McMaster is not taking sides in the policy dispute.

He is "sworn to protect the Constitution of the state of South Carolina," Walker said. That "does not assign him a position" on the policy.

McMaster will defend the state against the lawsuit filed by Chapin High School senior Casey Edwards and University of South Carolina law school student Justin Williams. They asked the Supreme Court to hear their arguments directly and set a deadline of Tuesday for McMaster to respond.

The lawsuit updates one that Edwards filed last month but that the court said was premature. It asks the justices to decide that the Legislature can request money under the $787 billion stimulus law on its own. If it doesn't do that, the lawsuit asks the court to declare that Sanford must obey the state law requiring him to seek the money.

Edwards did not immediately respond to a message left on her father's cell phone. Columbia lawyer Dick Harpootlian is handling the case, but deferred questions to Columbia lawyer Dwight Drake, who represented Edwards in the first case.

The deadline isn't as much of a factor as July 1, the last day states have to request the money from the U.S. Education Department, Drake said.

Lawyers expected Sanford to ignore the deadline. "And we weren't going to wait around for that five days to pass," Drake said.

Sanford wasn't named as a defendant in the students' lawsuit. But the South Carolina Association of School Administrators named him and Education Superintendent Jim Rex in its lawsuit. It says Rex wants the money, but can't get it without Sanford's agreement to request it.

The court ordered Sanford to file a response by noon Tuesday.

Sawyer said that case is equally without merit.

But Molly Spearman, the association's executive director, said the stakes are high for school districts and children. School districts already have eliminated teaching jobs and refused to renew contracts.

"We feel like we've got to do what we've got to do to represent the children of this state," Spearman said.

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

The Hippo can sing, but the Dog is the star of this video!

A Slice of Philosophy

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.

Something to think on ...

A 6 year old can start a fire with a flint and a rock even though a 36 year old says they can only do it in the movies.

And I Quote

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

~ Gandhi

Barbecue mistakes to avoid

8 barbecue mistakes to avoid

A grilling expert lists top errors made at the grill — and shows you how to make your next cookout a winner.

8 barbecue mistakes to avoid

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Where America's worst drivers live

Where America's worst drivers live

Find out where your state ranks on a new list that examines drivers' knowledge of road rules.

Where America's worst drivers live

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