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Thursday, December 3, 2009

International trial's key figures

International trial's key figures

Murder suspect Amanda Knox's trial and its many twists have made headlines worldwide.

Sun-Maid girl's controversial change

Sun-Maid girl's controversial change

When the iconic raisin girl sheds her traditional homely look, the critics pounce.

'Elf' jailed over dynamite hoax on Georgia mall Santa

A man dressed as an elf is jailed after police in Georgia say he told a mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite.

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He looks to be a mite 'tetched' (translation for non-Southerners - touched: as in a bit off plumb mentally) if you ask me.

Rural America's surprising prosperity

Rural America's surprising prosperity

Regional stereotypes of low incomes, limited economic opportunity, and poor schools may not be true.

Moves the government got right

4 moves the government got right

Despite some failings, the government averted an economic meltdown and sent stocks soaring.

Study pays new respect to young athletes

Study pays new respect to young athletes

Physically active teenage boys may actually be smarter than their couch-potato counterparts.

108-year-old veteran's final mission

108-year-old veteran's final mission

Frank Buckles, the last U.S. WWI vet, isn't done fighting for his fellow soldiers.

Yellowstone bison head to billionaire's yard

Yellowstone bison head to billionaire's yard

Ted Turner's offer to take in dozens of quarantined buffalo has conservationists crying foul.

Professions with the worst reputations

Professions with the worst reputations

Even honest owners have to convince customers to push aside their negative perceptions.

New Bible version ignites ancient debate

New Bible version ignites ancient debate

A wingnut overhaul of iconic Bible passages draws fire — even from wingnuts.

Best-paying jobs in America

Best-paying jobs in America

The top salary goes to someone who gets paid to never make a mistake.

The repugicans finally find new leader


As usual the Onion nails it.

House repugicans having jobs summit with architects of the failed shrub economic policy

You can't make this stuff up!

The economy is in a shambles because of the mess created by the failed policies of the shrub and the Dick. Democrats have been trying to dig out of this disaster for the past year. Today, Obama is holding a jobs summit at the White House. The House repugicans are having one of their own:
John Boehner (retard-Ohio) has scheduled an "economic roundtable" today, to compete with the White House's job summit. Roll Call reported, "A spokesman for Boehner said the purpose of the meeting is to give a platform for economists who have a different perspective on how Obama's agenda has affected the economy."

And who are these experts?
Apparently, House repugicans have turned to "former shrub cabal memebers and McCain campaign staffers, who have advocated disastrous tax and budget policies."

So, to summarize, less than a year from the cabal was ousted, congressional repugicans believe it's time to re-embrace the shrub/Dick agenda that didn't work, and listen to the architects of the shrub/Dick agenda that didn't work.
The thing that really sucks is that if Democrats don't fix the economy and create more jobs by next fall, the elections could be a disaster. That will empower the same repugicans who destroyed the economy in the first place. It's as if the repugican economic plan is also their 2010 campaign plan: Ruin the economy in order to defeat Democrats.

Teabagger, the movie

This is an actual trailer for a new documentary about the Teabaggers.
This isn't a joke.
It's an actual serious documentary taking the Teabaggers seriously.
The trailer is bizarre.
These people are insane.
And dangerous.

Yikes!

If they ban non english speakers from Palin's events

Wouldn't that include Palin herself?

Antarctica was climate refuge during great extinction

Animals fled to Antarctica to escape global warming, suggests a fossil study – with implications for how animals may adapt to future global warming.

Antarctica was climate refuge during great extinction

Franken 'fallout' has the repugicans fuming

He made the whole repugican party into rapist sympathizers

The repugicans are pissed at Franken because decent people are using a measure he sponsored to paint them as rapist sympathizers - and because Franken isn’t doing much to stop them ...

As a comedian, talk show host and best-selling author, Franken showcased his ability to dress down repugicans with devastating attacks.

Since becoming a senator in July, Franken has publicly tried to maintain a distance from that image - and aides are quick to note that Franken had nothing to do with coordinating the barrage of attacks waged against the repugicans.

But some of his new repugican colleagues argue that the amendment is being grossly mischaracterized - and has spawned attacks like the satirical website RepublicansforRape.org - and now question whether Franken is doing a good job of separating his past from his current line of work.

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But as Bartcop had to say: Franken didn't make you sons of bitches look bad - you did it to yourself when you sided with Halliburton over the women they drugged and raped.

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools today include:

Family Research Council lies claiming Obama has a ‘plan’ to ‘impose homosexuality’.
Only there is no such thing as 'Family' or 'Research' about this 'council'.

Tom Coburn (reptile - Oklahoma) lies to seniors telling them 'You’re going to die soon’ if the health care reform passes.
And they're laughing their asses off at him, too.

Brothers living in cave to inherit billions from lost grandmother

Two penniless brothers who live in a cave outside Budapest are to inherit most of a reported £4 billion, ($7 billion), after an astonishing twist in their family fortunes

Zsolt and Geza Peladi have no fixed address and eke out an existence by selling junk they find in the street.

But their scavenging days are about to be over. The brothers have been informed they are entitled to their long-lost grandmother’s fortune, along with a sister who lives in America.

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Obama shifts White House spotlight to unemployment

President Obama turns his attention on Thursday from Afghanistan to the battle against unemployment which has sapped his popularity and may shape his political future.

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