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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Drunk Man Insists On Paying $72 For Taco
Drunk Man Insists On Paying $72 For Taco
Eatery Offers Discounts For Tattooed
Eatery Offers Discounts For Tattooed
Boom time ends for holiday
Boom time ends for holiday
Kwanzaa is a mainstream holiday, but many African Americans see it as irrelevant.
Study reveals happiest states in U.S.
Study reveals happiest states in U.S.
Sunshine states Hawaii and Florida are in the top 5, but No. 1 may surprise you.
The economy is so bad ...
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Visa cuts off merchants over Web scams
Visa cuts off merchants over Web scams
Swindlers who duped customers into costly monthly charges will no longer receive payments.
Swine flu strikes NFL team
Swine flu strikes NFL team
The St. Louis Rams cancel practice due to confirmed cases of the H1N1 virus.
The best deals on 'free shipping day'
The best deals on 'free shipping day'
Hundreds of retailers are waiving shipping fees for online purchases that are made today.
Florida man exonerated after 35 years
Florida man exonerated after 35 years
James Bain spent more time in prison than any other inmate freed on DNA evidence.
Relic lifted from Cleopatra's underwater city
Relic lifted from Cleopatra's underwater city
A 9-ton monument that lay submerged for centuries in the queen's palace is about to get a new life on land.
The truth about car maintenance
The truth about car maintenance
Find out when to change the oil, how much to inflate tires, and what to avoid when washing your car.
People making six-figure incomes on Etsy
People making six-figure incomes on Etsy
Yokoo Gibran quit her day job and now makes $140,000 a year selling knitwear online.
Woman abandoned as baby finds rescuers
Woman abandoned as baby finds rescuers
Underwater eruption caught on camera
Lava erupting from a volcano on the ocean floor has been captured on video for the first time.
Stepdad confesses to sticking 42 needles in boy
The stepfather of a 2-year-old boy found with 42 needles in his body has confessed to jabbing them into the toddler as part of a religious ritual, Brazilian police said Thursday.
Full StoryTop drug cartel leader killed
Arturo Beltran Leyva, the leader of one of Mexico's top drug cartels, died in a shootout with navy personnel, the government-run news agency reported.
'Nuff Said.