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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Daily Ha Ha

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

The repugicans are actually trying to cut off funds to troops in Iraq and Afghanistan

That's just suicidal.
Not only that it's treason.
Not to mention stupid, idiotic, moronic, insane ...

Drunk Man Insists On Paying $72 For Taco

Employees at a Taco Bell restaurant in Ohio said an apparently intoxicated man insisted on paying $72 for a single taco.

Drunk Man Insists On Paying $72 For Taco

Eatery Offers Discounts For Tattooed

An Ohio restaurant said it is offering a 25 percent lifetime discount to anyone who gets a tattoo of the eatery's signature dish -- a grilled cheese sandwich.

Eatery Offers Discounts For Tattooed

Boom time ends for holiday

Boom time ends for holiday

Kwanzaa is a mainstream holiday, but many African Americans see it as irrelevant.

Study reveals happiest states in U.S.

Study reveals happiest states in U.S.

Sunshine states Hawaii and Florida are in the top 5, but No. 1 may surprise you.

'Nuff Said.

'Nuff Said.

The economy is so bad ...

From Bits and Pieces:

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Visa cuts off merchants over Web scams

Visa cuts off merchants over Web scams

Swindlers who duped customers into costly monthly charges will no longer receive payments.

Swine flu strikes NFL team

Swine flu strikes NFL team

The St. Louis Rams cancel practice due to confirmed cases of the H1N1 virus.

The best deals on 'free shipping day'

The best deals on 'free shipping day'

Hundreds of retailers are waiving shipping fees for online purchases that are made today.

Florida man exonerated after 35 years

Florida man exonerated after 35 years

James Bain spent more time in prison than any other inmate freed on DNA evidence.

Relic lifted from Cleopatra's underwater city

Relic lifted from Cleopatra's underwater city

A 9-ton monument that lay submerged for centuries in the queen's palace is about to get a new life on land.

The truth about car maintenance

The truth about car maintenance

Find out when to change the oil, how much to inflate tires, and what to avoid when washing your car.

People making six-figure incomes on Etsy

People making six-figure incomes on Etsy

Yokoo Gibran quit her day job and now makes $140,000 a year selling knitwear online.

Woman abandoned as baby finds rescuers

Woman abandoned as baby finds rescuers

Twenty years after two teens discovered a newborn girl, they receive a surprising message.

Saga

Also:

Underwater eruption caught on camera

Lava erupting from a volcano on the ocean floor has been captured on video for the first time.

Stepdad confesses to sticking 42 needles in boy

The stepfather of a 2-year-old boy found with 42 needles in his body has confessed to jabbing them into the toddler as part of a religious ritual, Brazilian police said Thursday.

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Top drug cartel leader killed

Arturo Beltran Leyva, the leader of one of Mexico's top drug cartels, died in a shootout with navy personnel, the government-run news agency reported.

Russian bank rejects loan over smiley face signature

A Russian man was turned down for a loan from his bank in Moscow after he used a smiley face symbol for his signature on the paperwork.

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