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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
You keep trying to swim upstream, but you could end up using all your energy just to stay still -- or, worse, to slow your pace as you're dragged backwards.
Try moving with the flow of events that are currently all around you instead.
As you turn your efforts toward working with the energies around you, rather than trying to push them away, a whole new vista of opportunity opens up.
Some of our readers today have been in:
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Guwahati, Assam, India
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Kiev, Kyyiv, Ukraine
Coffs Harbor, New South Wales, Australia
Delhi, Delhi, India
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
Malacca, Melaka, Malaysia
Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Oldenburg, Niedersachsen, Germany

as well as the Czech Republic, Singapore, Korea, Brazil, and the United States in such cities as Hilo, Las Cruces, Sahuarita, Yucaipa, Ocala and more

Today is Tuesday, June 15, the 166th day of 2010.
There are 199 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
Nature Photography Day

The Rise of the Super Mowers

 From the "Please pardon the drool" Department:
Some fancy yard machines boast iPod holders, sun shades, cruise control, and chrome.  
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News of the positive sort

News of the positive sort
Homelessness didn't distract Jessica Herrera from earning a full college scholarship.  
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Scientific Minds Want To Know

Scientific Minds Want To Know
Moon (Nasa)
The Moon might be much wetter than scientists had previously thought, according to a new study of lunar rocks.

There may be more than one version of the elusive "God particle" - or Higgs boson - according to a new study.
Right now our nearest star should be flaring up as never before. 
But instead it's eerily calm – and we need to find out why.

As The World Turns

As The World Turns
Reports of minerals in the region aren't new, so why is a story on its vast riches coming out now?
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10 Mexican Police Killed in Ambush, Government Says
Ten Mexican federal police were killed and several others wounded in an ambush on a convoy Monday, the government said.

The State Of The Nation

The State Of The Nation
First Arkansas - now ...
Drivers find themselves stranded as up to 3 inches of rain fall every hour on Oklahoma City. 
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Local Hospitality

Local Hospitality
Curious Gorilla Forces Temporary Closing Of NC Zoo Exhibit
Cell phone video posted to YouTube Sunday showed a female gorilla at the North Carolina Zoo using a branch to reach top of the exhibit over the weekend. Zoo officials say a limb, likely loosened by Saturday storms, fell into the gorilla exhibit Sunday afternoon. The limb formed a makeshift ladder which a young female climbed to reach the top of the wall. The gorilla never left the exhibit.

Tom Gillespie with the NC Zoo says that keepers routinely check the exhibit each morning to ensure against such incidents. He says the limb likely fell into the exhibit after the check were conducted.
The lowland gorilla exhibit was closed on Monday and possibly Tuesday.
Horticulturists are being brought in to check overhanging trees for more loose limbs.

Zoo visitor Erica Bullins posted the video to YouTube.  In the description, she says "looking back, probably should've just got out of there, but was completely caught up in the moment."
She said she ended up calling 911 because she did not have a direct number to anyone at the zoo.

Editor's Note: The video has been taken off the free net by someone who thinks they have copyright when they do not. You can still see the view video through the link.

World Cup Soccer

Riot police clash with stewards in protest at Durban World Cup stadium
South African riot police fired tear gas, rubber bullets and stun grenades last night to break up a protest by hundreds of World Cup stewards angered at an apparent pay cut. The stewards had been on security duty at Durban’s futuristic new Moses Mabhida stadium when 60,000 fans watched Germany beat Australia 4-0 in the most high-scoring match of the tournament so far. But they decided to protest after being handed their pay envelopes after the match to discover that they had been paid far less than expected.

Several hours after the match riot police charged a large group of stewards who gathered in a parking lot under the stadium, firing stun grenades - which create a loud bang but no physical damage - to drive them out of the stadium precinct. About 300 of the demonstrators, wearing green and orange jackets and carrying rocks and bricks, carried on their protests in nearby streets, where they were surrounded by police and subdued with teargas.


The police then separated the protesters into male and female groups and made them sit on the ground before allowing them to disperse peacefully. Many of the stewards carried the small brown envelopes in which they had been given their pay and said that they had received just 190 rand (£16.95) after being promised 250 rand (£22.30). Some said that the official daily rate promised by Fifa, the governing body of world football, is 1,500 rand (£133). “We left our homes at seven in the morning and now it is nearly 1 o’clock,” said Vincent Mkize, one of the protesters. “In the dry run, they didn’t want to tell us how much we would get.”

“They were supposed to give us 1,500, that’s what Fifa told us, and they gave us 190. We are working from 12 o’clock until now,” said another protester, who ran away from police before he could give his name. Fifa declined to comment on the violence but Rich Mkhondo, head of communications for the local World Cup organising committee, said the protest did not have any impact on security at the match or any spectators.

Murdered for watching soccer

This is what happens when 'religion' perverts the mind:

Somali militants killed two soccer fans whom they caught watching a 2010 FIFA World Cup game, the International Sports Press Association (AIPS) said on its website.
In 2006 the Islamic Courts Union which controlled most of Somalia prohibited the World Cup and other soccer competitions on the grounds that it was a "satanic act."

Ziggy

Ziggy

Boreal Forest Losing the Most Ground

deforestation photo
Boreal Forest Losing the Most Ground
A new study in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Science (PNAS) concludes that over a million square kilometers of forest were lost around the world between 2000 and 2005, and that both the U.S. and Canada had higher percentages of forest losses than even Brazil (a country long notorious for deforestation). How does it break down?

Lightning destroys jesus

Well what do you know there is a god and she obviously doesn't like being misrepresented!

It should be noted that the porn shop next door was left unscathed.

Man moons and throws puppy at Hells Angels

From the "Some people really do have a death wish" Department:

A young man in Bavaria who reportedly forgot to take his medication taunted a group of Hells Angels at their clubhouse over the weekend by dropping his pants, throwing a puppy at the bikers, and then making his getaway in a stolen front loader. The 26-year-old drove onto the biker clubhouse grounds on Sunday afternoon in Allershausen, a town just north of Munich.

There the Munich student pulled down his Bermuda shorts, mooning a group of bikers before throwing a puppy at them. Then the man fled the scene, stopping at an autobahn construction site to steal a front loader, which he attempted to drive to Munich.


But his slow pace caused a 5-kilometre traffic jam. After making it just one kilometre along the highway, the 26-year-old hitched a ride with a truck, which let him off in Eching, not far from Munich.

Police lost track of him for a while there, but they quickly located him again, finding out that he had neglected to take his medication for depression. He was checked into a psychiatric clinic for treatment. Meanwhile the puppy he tossed at the bikers is being cared for by a Freising animal shelter.

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They should lock this idiot away for what he did to the puppy. 
Now as far as his actions toward the 'Angels' ... well ...

Fugitive hid in plain sight for 40 years

Frank Dryman reinvented his life so fully, he says he forgot he was a wanted man.
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Futurama

Sneak a peek at the first 90 seconds of the new Futurama.

Culinary DeLites

Culinary DeLites
This individually sized Mexican pizza can be a spicy and satisfying meal.  
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Reduce the aging and drying effects of sun with foods you might already have at home.  
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You may be surprised by some of the ingredients in these popular processed foods.
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In Matters Of Health

In Matters Of Health
Airport scanners, microwaves, power lines, and cell phones aren't as great a threat as this source.  
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Workers will end up paying a big part of the added expenses, a new study says.
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Even small tweaks to your routine can have a huge impact on your overall health.
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How the new 'wealth taxes' will hit you

To pay for health care reform, Congress slapped a new levy on wealthy families.  
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On The Job

On The Job
These five fields are perfect for people looking to transition out of their current professions.  
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It's The Economy Stupid

It's The Economy Stupid
Experts say a second recession will trigger fresh layoffs and plunging stocks.  
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Refinancing may seem like a good idea now, but it could be costly in the long run.  
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The wealthiest U.S. residents are seeking low taxes, warm weather, and housing deals.  
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One major bank slaps a $60 fee on some cardholders who charge less than $2,400 a year.  
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Even if you have bad credit, there's one move that will always raise your score.  
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