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Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
You have a real caretaker's streak in you.
Do you take care of business?
Of people?
Your family?
Your friends?
Your neurotic boss?
It's a good thing to be capable of caretaking.
After all, it's one of the most profound gifts you can give another person.
But you should be careful not to let your inner caretaker take over; that is, only caretake when it's appropriate.
When it's not -- maybe with your neurotic boss, who is a grown up and should do their own caretaking -- don't give in to the urge to jump in and fix everything.

Some of our readers today have been in:
Bangkok, Krung Thep, Thailand
Copenhagen, Kobenhavn, Denmark
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Kuantan, Pahang, Malaysia
Montreal, Quebec, Cnada
Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan, Malaysia
Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Kulim, Kedah, Malaysia
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
London, England, United Kingdom
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Oslo, Oslo, Norway
Doha, Ad Dawhah, Qatar
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia

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and in cities across the United States such as Park Falls, Twin Falls, Cayuga Falls, Niagara Falls and more.

Today is:
Today is Thursday, April 14, the 105th day of 2011.
There are 260 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
International Moment of Laughter Day.

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New Population Maps Show Americans are Still Moving to the 'Burbs

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All images courtesy of Stephen Von Worley at DataPointed
If you thought we'd finally gotten over our weird national love affair with unsustainable sprawl, think again -- throughout the period of 2000-2010, many Americans were still migrating from urban areas to the suburbs. Stephen Von Worley, who runs the site Data Pointed, has used census data to make a series of maps that reveal the shift in populations during the time period. And in city after city, especially in the rust belt and the Southwest, you can plainly see a striking tale: populations shifting from dense urban areas to the 'burbs.
Article continues: New Population Maps Show Americans are Still Moving to the 'Burbs

Floods turn town into island

The rising waters of the Red River have stranded the residents of Oslo, Minnesota.
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Shoe

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Did the War Between the States start earlier?

The epic conflict actually began months before the assault of Fort Sumter, one historian suggests.
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The Fake Army

It was a profitable but outrageous scheme, set forth in a trial going on now. Prosecutors are charging that David Deng recruited Chinese immigrants to join the “U.S. Army/Military Special Forces Reserve” to help their chances of obtaining U.S. citizenship, and that he charged hundred of dollars from his “soldiers.”

The U.S. military has no such unit. The group is well known in Asian-American neighborhoods of Los Angeles, where community leaders had no idea they weren’t government issue.
Last year, one Chinese-language newspaper reported that an Alhambra taxi driver was arrested near Los Angeles International Airport after producing counterfeit military identification while trying to get out of a traffic stop.
Investigators learned that the recruits were told that the military IDs could be used to avoid getting traffic tickets and to receive certain types of military benefits and discounts, Eimiller said.
Some of the recruits were so convinced that they were part of the U.S. military that they actually visited real Army recruiting centers and tried to pay their monthly dues directly to the U.S. government, Eimiller said. That was another tipoff when investigators began looking into the group.
Local Chinese American leaders on Wednesday said they were shocked that a group that was such a familiar presence in the community is now being accused of being a fraud.
If convicted of all charges, Daniel Deng could face 11 years in prison.

New (Ancient) Treatment for PTSD

The Sweat Lodge
 
Soldiers that suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) after returning from war have a new avenue of treatment: sweat lodges.
Tony Deconinck of AOL News wrote about the use of this ancient Native American tradition to treat a modern ailment:
On a secluded piece of land at the Fort Carson military reservation, soldiers have the opportunity to participate in a traditional Native American sweat lodge to cleanse not only their skin, but their spirit. This sweat lodge is led by Michael Hackwith-Takesthegun, a 45-year-old Marine veteran whose elders still live on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota. He’s not a conventional holy man, nor would he think of himself as the type of dour and dry minister whose religious temperance separates him from those he wishes to help. He’s a guide with an important responsibility to honor an effective, important ritual.
"We’re getting so many veterans coming back from the war," he said. "They’re searching and seeking and looking for something, and maybe this is helping.

The Finnish Not-So-Secret Weapon for Top Notch Schools

Better Teachers
It seems like every day we're reminded how American kids are falling behind in science and math (we're ranked 24 out of 34 countries that participated in the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development).

China, the top-ranking country in math, relies on long hours in school (and after school) to teach their students - so it's natural to think that the key to improving US schools is to turn them into dens of Tiger Mothers.
But is there a better way? Turns out, Finland, who ranked second in the list has a very different - and some say better - approach. The key? Better teachers.
Finland's sweeping success is largely due to one big, not-so-secret weapon: its teachers. "It's the quality of the teaching that is driving Finland's results," says the OECD's Schleicher. "The U.S. has an industrial model where teachers are the means for conveying a prefabricated product. In Finland, the teachers are the standard."
That's one reason so many Finns want to become teachers, which provides a rich talent pool that Finland filters very selectively. In 2008, the latest year for which figures are available, 1,258 undergrads applied for training to become elementary-school teachers. Only 123, or 9.8%, were accepted into the five-year teaching program. That's typical. There's another thing: in Finland, every teacher is required to have a master's degree. (The Finns call this a master's in kasvatus, which is the same word they use for a mother bringing up her child.) Annual salaries range from about $40,000 to $60,000, and teachers work 190 days a year.
"It's very expensive to educate all of our teachers in five-year programs, but it helps make our teachers highly respected and appreciated," says Jari Lavonen, head of the department of teacher education at the University of Helsinki. Outsiders spot this quickly. "Their teachers are much better prepared to teach physics than we are, and then the Finns get out of the way. You don't buy a dog and bark for it," says Dan MacIsaac, a specialist in physics-teacher education at the State University of New York at Buffalo who visited Finland for two months. "In the U.S., they treat teachers like pizza delivery boys and then do efficiency studies on how well they deliver the pizza."

The Last Two Speakers of a Dying Language Aren't Talking To Each Other

The Ayapaneco language is dying – it’s down to the last two speakers, and in a twist worthy of a Hollywood treatment (can we say a linguistic "Grumpy Old Men"?) they’re not talking to each other!
There are just two people left who can speak it fluently – but they refuse to talk to each other. Manuel Segovia, 75, and Isidro Velazquez, 69, live 500 metres apart in the village of Ayapa in the tropical lowlands of the southern state of Tabasco. It is not clear whether there is a long-buried argument behind their mutual avoidance, but people who know them say they have never really enjoyed each other’s company.
"They don’t have a lot in common," says Daniel Suslak, a linguistic anthropologist from Indiana University, who is involved with a project to produce a dictionary of Ayapaneco. Segovia, he says, can be "a little prickly" and Velazquez, who is "more stoic," rarely likes to leave his home.

Forty Names Of Bands Before They Were Famous

Ever heard of Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem? Or The Pendletones? The Polka Tulk Blues Band? Mother Mcree's Uptown Jug Champions? You may not have heard of them but they are the names of bands before they were famous. They became Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beach Boys, Black Sabbath, and Grateful Dead respectively.

Here are 40 original names of bands before they were famous.

Odds and Sods

Wombat Misses Cuddling After Cyclone
A wombat was diagnosed with depression -- after being denied the cuddles and pats he was used to following a cyclone in Australia, the Townsville Bulletin reported Thursday.


Woman Charged with Beating Husband
A Florida woman was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after allegedly beating her husband on the head with a remote control, the Palm Beach Post reported Wednesday.

Man Lives With Corpse for Nine Days
A Bangladeshi man trapped for nine days in a shipping container was recovering in a Singapore hospital after being found with a co-worker's corpse, police and media reports said Wednesday.


Live WWII Grenade Found on Ala. Man
A Police discovered an Alabama man driving around with a live World War II grenade that was a gift from his grandfather during a traffic stop Wednesday, The Birmingham News reported.

Few arrests in financial crisis

Years after the banking disaster, not a single senior executive has been jailed.  
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The truth be told

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On The Job

You'll never guess the average incomes in these seven diverse professions. 
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Unemployed worker's odd gig

Ann Wittenberg is part of a growing workforce that gets paid for standing around.
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Five common retirement goofs

Your financial future may be in jeopardy if you don't develop an emergency fund.  
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Vaudeville

Let the nightmares begin…
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Let the nightmares begin … Vaudeville at its best?

Nine things the rich don't want you to know about taxes

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Media fall for GE tax prank

A notorious group of anticorporate tricksters targets a major U.S. company over its $0 tax bill.  
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Creator of WWW says Internet should be a human right

Should access to the Internet be considered a human right? 

No less than Sir Tim Berners-Lee, who has been credited with creating the World Wide Web, while speaking at an MIT symposium this week, said that humans have become so dependent on the Internet that access to it should now be considered a basic right.