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Friday, September 28, 2012

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Today in History

48 BC   On landing in Egypt, Pompey is murdered on the orders of Ptolemy.
855   The Emperor Lothar dies in Gaul, and his kingdom is divided between his three sons.
1066   William, Duke of Normandy, soon to be known as William the Conqueror invades England.
1106   King Henry of England defeats his brother Robert at the Battle of Tinchebrai and reunites England and Normandy.
1238   James of Aragon retakes Valencia, Spain, from the Arabs.
1607   Samuel de Champlain and his colonists return to France from Port Royal Nova Scotia.
1794   The Anglo-Russian-Austrian Alliance of St. Petersburg, which is directed against France, is signed.
1864   Union General William Rosecrans blames his defeat at Chickamauga on two of his subordinate generals. They are later exonerated by a court of inquiry.
1874   Colonel Ronald Mackenzie raids a war camp of Comanche and Kiowa at the Battle of Palo Duro Canyon, Texas, slaughtering 2,000 of their horses.
1904   A woman is placed under arrest for smoking a cigarette on New York's Fifth Avenue.
1912   W.C. Handy's "Memphis Blues" is published.
1913   Race riots in Harriston, Mississippi, kill 10 people.
1924   Three U.S. Army aircraft arrive in Seattle, Washington after completing a 22 day round-the-world flight.
1959   Explorer VI, the U.S. satellite, takes the first video pictures of earth.

Non Sequitur

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Romney/rnc consultant investigated for voter fraud

A firm doing business with the national repugican cabal and the Romney campaign is being investigated for voter fraud.
The firm has done $2.9 million in business with the repugican national cabal this year alone, and another firm run by the same did $80,000 in work for Romney.
Remember what I also say: repugicans accuse us of doing what they are, and we’re not.

From NBC’s First Read:
The repugican national cabal has fired a controversial consulting firm it was paying millions of dollars to conduct voter registration in five battleground states, NBC News has learned.
The move came after the Palm Beach County, Fla., elections supervisor discovered 108 potentially fraudulent registration forms submitted by the repugican consulting firm, including suspected phony signatures and home addresses that matched those of a gas station, a medical building, and a Land Rover automotive dealership.
NBC News has learned that four other Florida counties have also reported hundreds of possible fraudulent registration forms submitted by the firm, including apparent dead people being registered as new voters.
Prosecutors in two counties are investigating possible voter fraud by the repugican consulting firm, officials said.

Then and Now

Ryan VP pick backfires on Romney, seniors PO’d over Medicare

Romney is now doing more appearances with Paul Ryan, hoping that his VP candidate saves his run for the presidency in the same way that John McCain thought Sarah Palin would save him.

Ha!
 
Well, considering Obama just surged 17 points with seniors in one month (the article isn’t clear but it seems this poll is focused on seniors in Florida), it seems Romney is having about as much success as McCain.
The irony is that Paul Ryan may actually be causing Mitt Romney’s larger problem with seniors.  President Obama has been happy to tell seniors about the Ryan plan to end Medicare as we know it, and replace it with vouchers forcing seniors to buy insanely expensive insurance form private insurers (and Ryan would use the “savings” to fund tax cuts for the rich).

Who wants that?  The repugicans do, because they don’t need Medicare.  They’re rich (thus the desire to use Medicare for tax cuts).  The rest of us, not so much.

Washington Post:
The future of Medicare, the federal health program for the elderly and disabled, has become a flash point in the campaign since Romney’s selection last month of Rep. Paul Ryan (Wis.), chairman of the House Budget Committee, as his running mate. The choice of Ryan — who wrote a proposal that would move Medicare toward vouchers as part of an overall attempt to curb the deficit — is considered a bold and politically risky move, given Medicare’s popularity.
The Post goes on to note that picking Ryan, and inflaming people over Medicare, has become far more important to voters than any dislike they have for health care reform.
But voter distaste for a Ryan-like plan may insulate Obama from the political fallout [over health care reform]. It appears that Medicare may have become a winning issue — for Obama.
Looking across the three states, voters age 50 and older tilt toward Obama on Medicare and split on which candidate will receive their vote, with 50 percent siding with the president and 45 percent with Romney.
“For Governor Romney to be president, he has to win a huge majority of people over age 50. All President Obama has to do is to split that age group. So what really matters here is that the Medicare issue corresponds to the age group that is most critical to determining whether Romney will be president,” Blendon said.
And all the repugican focus on the budget deficit isn’t having the desired effect either.
There is also a widely held public perception that changes are needed to keep Medicare sustainable for future generations. The problem for repugicans is that swelling budget deficits are not a sufficient motivator for voters. Across the three states, about three-quarters of voters say that Medicare cuts are not essential to deficit reduction.

Nate Silver on ugly, ugly polling numbers for Romney

 
There’s no point in putting it gently: Mitt Romney had one of his worst polling days of the year on Wednesday.
We’re at a point in the race, however, when it’s important to contrast what we think might happen on Nov. 6 with what we’re seeing in the polls at the moment. Right now, there is a gap between these two things.
Although Mr. Obama is now the clear favorite in the Nov. 6 forecast, his advantage is larger in the FiveThirtyEight “now-cast,” which projects what would happen in an election held today.
The “now-cast” estimates that Mr. Obama would have a 97.8 percent chance of winning an election held today. Further, it pegs his advantage at five and a half percentage points in the national popular vote.
By contrast, the Nov. 6 forecast expects Mr. Obama to win by a smaller margin, 3.6 percentage points, on Election Day itself.
Right now, the Nov. 6 forecast projects that Mr. Obama will win the popular vote by 3.6 percentage points. As I mentioned, that does account for about a two-point decline from where Mr. Obama seems to be in the polls right now. Otherwise, however, the model assumes that the uncertainty in the forecast is symmetric: Mr. Obama is as likely to overperform it as underperform it.
If Mr. Obama misses to the downside by 3.7 percentage points, then Mr. Romney would win, at least in the popular vote. However, if Mr. Obama missed to the upside by 3.7 percentage point instead, he’d win the popular vote by 7.3 percentage points, exactly replicating his margin from 2008.
In other words, there looks to be about a 20 percent chance that Mr. Romney will win, but also about a 20 percent chance that Mr. Obama will actually beat his 2008 margin in the popular vote. The smart money is on an outcome somewhere in the middle – as it has been all year. But if you can conceive of a Romney comeback – and you should account for that possibility – you should also allow for the chance that things could get really out of hand, and that Mr. Obama could win in a borderline landslide.

Obama now ahead with catholics and seniors

First HuffPo on Catholic voters:
President Obama’s support among catholic voters has surged since June, according to a new poll, despite a summer that included the catholic bishops’ religious freedom campaign and the naming of Rep. Paul Ryan, a catholic, as the repugican cabal’s vice-presidential candidate.
On June 17, Obama held a slight edge over Mitt Romney among Catholics (49-47 percent), according to the Pew Research Center. Since then, Obama has surged ahead, and now leads 54-39 percent, according to a Pew poll conducted on Sept. 16.
Among all registered voters, Obama leads Romney 51-42 percent, according to Pew.
Then CBS notes that among seniors, a month ago Obama was behind Romney by 13 points. Today Obama is up by 4. Wow. That’s a swing of 17 points in one month, CBS notes.
More from CBS:
Barack Obama lost the senior vote to John McCain in Florida by eight points in 2008. So for the president to be doing well in the traditional repugican voting block is a danger sign for Romney.
The president is also doing better with blue collar white voters in Ohio and is doing better on the economy.
It’s why Mitt Romney is having to play defense with his own voting group. The time he has to spend time shoring them up is time he’s not spending getting swing voters.

NASCAR Fans prefer Obama

Is there no group where Romney leads?

Mitt Romney's recent slide in several polls, including those in the battleground states of Ohio, Virginia and Florida, is troubling enough for the repugican cabal.
But, now the repugican nominee appears to be trailing Obama among a traditionally conservative constituency: NASCAR fans.

Obama leads Romney 49 to 42 among NASCAR enthusiasts, according to a Zogby poll.

Romney was booed at the Daytona 500 in February prior to Super Tuesday.

Cherokee Nation calls actions of Sen. Scott Brown staff 'offensive' and 'racist'


The Principal Chief of the Cherokee Nation issued a strongly worded statement Wednesday, denouncing the actions of staffers and supporters of the Sen. Scott Brown campaign, who were shown in a YouTube video chanting Indian "war whoops" and making "tomahawk chops" during a rally for the Republican senator earlier in the week in Boston.

"The conduct of these individuals goes far beyond what is appropriate and proper in political discourse. The use of stereotypical “war whoop chants” and “tomahawk chops” are offensive and downright racist. It is those types of actions that perpetuate negative stereotypes and continue to minimize and degrade all native peoples," Bill John Baker, Principal Chief of the Cherokee Nation said in a statement.

Smithsonian features US national anthem in Spanish

 Well, how about that teabaggers!

By Brett Zongker

A little-known official translation of the U.S. national anthem in Spanish is now part of the Smithsonian Institution's collection.
After World War II, musician and composer Clotilde Arias, an immigrant from Peru living in New York City, was commissioned by the U.S. State Department to write a translation that could be sung to the tune of the "Star-Spangled Banner." It was sent to U.S. embassies in Latin America and shared with Latin American embassies in Washington, according to Marvette Perez, a curator who researched the translation over the past three years.
An exhibit opening this weekend, "Not Lost in Translation: The Life of Clotilde Arias," will be on view through April. There are no records of this translation ever being performed, but the National Museum of American History plans performances by a full choir Saturday. Arias, who became a U.S. citizen in 1942, wrote dozens of ad jingles for U.S. companies, including Ford Motor Co., IBM and Coca-Cola for Spanish markets. Arias died in 1959, but her family held on to her music and records.
In 2006, a new Spanish version of the national anthem with political undertones was released, creating a stir during the immigration debate. The shrub even weighed in, declaring "the national anthem ought to be sung in English."
Arias' grandson, Roger Arias II, heard the uproar and remembered his grandmother's written translation. He found her 1945 translation in his garage in Phoenix. It was entitled "El Pendon Estrellado."
Under President Franklin D. Roosevelt's "Good Neighbor Policy" to secure allies in Latin America during World War II, the State Department initiated exchanges of artists, musicians, poets and writers. As part of that cultural diplomacy, they began a competition with the Music Educators National Conference to create an original translation of the national anthem that could be sung and shared abroad.
"I found it fascinating that different political times demand different political things to happen," Perez said.
Arias won the competition and a contract paying her $150. It specified the translation
must be as close as possible to the English song in rhyme, verse and meter.
"For example, the word we say is 'flag,' or 'bandera.' But she used 'pendon,' which is literally banner," Perez said. "That's the exact word in English. In that way, it's faithful."
Arias produced a near exact translation, which is difficult because Spanish often requires more words than English phrases.
The version released in 2006, called "Nuestro Himno," rewrites some of the English version. For instance, the second stanza says, "My people keep fighting. It's time to break the chains."
Arias immigrated to the United States in 1923 at age 22 from the remote city of Iquitos in the Peruvian rainforest. She arrived in New York City during the Harlem Renaissance, when Broadway was in bright lights. Arias worked as a translator, composer, journalist and language teacher — and stayed employed through the Great Depression, her family said.
Arias translated other tunes, including "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."
Her son, Roger Arias, 82, of Upper Marlboro, Md., said his mother gave him some advice before she died.
"She said, 'Roger, Roger sonny boy, wherever you go and whatever you do, always leave the place a little better than when you found it,'" he said. "And I guess that's what she did."

This undated handout provided by the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History shows Clotilde Arias. A little-known official translation of the U.S. national anthem to be sung in Spanish is now part of the Smithsonian Institution's collection. After World War II, musician and composer Clotilde Arias was commissioned by the U.S. State Department to write a translation that could be sung to the original "Star-Spangled Banner" tune. Curators say it was sent to U.S. embassies in Latin America. (AP Photo/Kay Peterson, Smithsonian's National Museum of American History)

Glory, Revolution, Betrayal, and the Real Count of Monte Cristo

The Third Musketeer ‘The Black Count,’ by Tom Reiss
By Leo Damrosch

In the 1790s, the son of an aristocratic white father and a black slave woman became a charismatic French general who for a time rivaled Napoleon himself, and afterward languished in an Italian dungeon. His story inspired the novel “The Count of Monte Cristo,” written by his son, Alexandre Dumas, who also drew upon his father’s adventures in “The Three Musketeers.” Posterity remembers this son as Dumas père, to distinguish him from Alexandre Dumas fils, also a writer, whose novel “La Dame aux Camélias” was the source for Verdi’s “La Traviata.” But the general was the first of the three Alexandres (he preferred to be known as Alex), and in “The Black Count,” Tom ­Reiss, the author of “The Orientalist,” has recovered this fascinating story with a richly imaginative biography. 
 
Despite Reiss’s extensive research, the count remains a somewhat remote figure, since his contemporaries usually described him in conventional superlatives. The chief source of information is a highly romanticized memoir by his son, who was not yet 4 when he died, and who idealized him, in Reiss’s words, as “the purest, noblest man who ever lived.” Still, such language seems deserved. General Dumas was majestically tall (“his proportions were those of a Greek hero”), a crack swordsman and horseman (“looking like a centaur”), utterly fearless, generous to subordinates and a loving husband and father. He was also exceptionally good-looking, though the portraits that survive are less spectacular than the majestic Adonis depicted in the book’s cover illustration.
Dumas was born in 1762 at the western end of Saint-Domingue, the colony that is now Haiti. Remarkably, the French Empire guaranteed protection and opportunities to people of mixed race, and when the boy’s father brought him to France at the age of 14 he was able to receive a first-rate education and later to join the army. He never cared much for his feckless father, however, and took the name Dumas from his slave mother, about whom very little is known.
Still a young private in the army, Dumas fell in love and proposed marriage to Marie-Louise Labouret, his landlord’s daughter. It was an enduring love match; years later he wrote to her from the wars, “I am and will always be your best friend.” Marie-Louise’s father asked the couple to wait to marry until Dumas was promoted to sergeant. They didn’t have long to wait. The French Revolution had erupted, proclaiming an ideal of égalité, and he shot up through the ranks.
This was a time of chaos throughout Europe, and Dumas got to experience the upheavals firsthand. Assigned to the Army of the Alps, he fought a series of difficult winter engagements in which his troops sometimes foundered in deep snow and at other times skidded on icy cliffs. In addition to being a gifted organizer and inspired tactician, he was indomitable in hand-to-hand combat.
But back in Paris, his civilian superiors kept complaining that he wasn’t accomplishing enough, and when the infamous Committee of Public Safety launched the Reign of Terror, he was charged with defeatism and incivisme, “lack of civic consciousness.” If anyone should have been safe from such an accusation it was Dumas, whose devotion to the principles of the revolution never wavered. But he was summoned to Paris possibly to face execution. He survived only because ­Robespierre fell and the Terror abruptly ended.
Next, Dumas was sent to the Vendée region in western France, where the army had punished peasant resistance to the regime by massacring many thousands of people. Acting decisively, he succeeded in restoring order. Here and throughout his career he flouted military custom by forbidding his men to pillage.
And then it was on to Italy. Promoted by now to the rank of general, Dumas battled the Austrians, who called him the Black Devil. On one memorable occasion he defended a mountain bridge against heavy odds, and a companion remembered seeing him “lift his saber, as a thresher lifts his flail, and each time the sword was lowered a man fell.”
Meanwhile Napoleon, seven years his junior, was rising rapidly in prestige, and was hostile to potential rivals. Dumas’s gifts as a soldier were obvious, and Napoleon would continue to make use of him, but always with jealousy and suspicion. It didn’t help that Napoleon was skinny in those days and that his nose barely came up to Dumas’s magnificent chest.
In 1798 Napoleon started a megalomaniac campaign in the Middle East, intending to conquer Egypt and then to go on to British India. There were never enough supplies, the heat was intolerable and thousands of soldiers were killed or died of disease. In Egypt, Dumas was now supreme cavalry commander of the Army of the Orient, and as usual he distinguished himself in battle. Reiss’s narrative of the campaign is especially spirited, and along the way he treats us to a wealth of incidental information, for instance about the Mameluke warriors who came to Egypt from the Caucasus and bequeathed pale skin and blue eyes to some Egyptian families.
Though the French managed to rule Egypt for several years, there were repeated setbacks, most notably Lord Nelson’s naval victory in the Battle of the Nile in 1798, which put an end to thoughts of conquering India. Napoleon abruptly departed for France, leaving his bedraggled army behind. Dumas then chartered a vessel that proved to be frighteningly leaky. It stayed afloat only after his shipmates threw their cannons overboard, as well as 4,000 pounds of coffee that he had been planning to sell in France, along with nine Arabian horses.
When the men got as far as Italy they put ashore at Taranto on the southern coast, expecting to be welcomed by a recently established republic there. It turned out, however, that Neapolitan monarchists had retaken Taranto, and Dumas was imprisoned in its fortress by a reactionary gang that called itself the Holy Faith Army. He spent two miserable years in the dungeon, unable to get anyone in authority to address his case, and after falling gravely ill he became convinced that the physician attending him was administering poison.
Back home, Marie-Louise kept pestering the French authorities to locate her husband, which they finally did, and they negotiated his release. By now he was a broken man, and anyway his military career was over, since Napoleon had become first consul — effectively dictator. Shortly after his release from prison, Dumas wrote a bitter account of his captivity that would later inspire his son’s tale of the ordeal of Edmond Dantès in “The Count of Monte Cristo.” Alex Dumas, who was never officially a count because he didn’t claim his father’s title, died of cancer in 1806 at the age of 43.
In 1802 Marie-Louise gave birth to their third and last child, Alexandre, Dumas père. That Alexandre was a figure of vast appetite and incredible energy, but thanks to Reiss we now know that Dumas grandpère was even more interesting. A statue in the general’s honor once stood in the Place Malesherbes in Paris, but it was destroyed by the Nazis since it celebrated a man of mixed race. Reiss concludes by remarking, “There is still no monument in France commemorating the life of General Alexandre Dumas.”

Famous People with High IQs


One's IQ is akin to one's income or weight: you don't brag about it, and it's rude to ask about it. But celebrities have a hard time keeping anything secret, especially when they've graduated from Yale or MIT. Then there are those famous folks whom you may be surprised to find they have a high IQ. Pictured here is Shakira, who has a reported IQ of 140 (which puts her in the "gifted" range). See the rest at Unreality.

Campbell closing plants as soup consumption falls


Campbell Soup Co. is closing two US plants and cutting more than 700 jobs as it looks to trim costs amid declining canned soup consumption.
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Commodity market prediction takes the Internet by storm

Good news! There is not an unavoidable bacon shortage looming in our future.

Bad news! What was actually being predicted was really an increase in meat prices across the board. Droughts have completely decimated this year's corn crop, and as corn is the stuff we usually feed our meat, it's going to cost more to raise a pig (or a cow, or a chicken) next year.
 
Key takeaways: There will still be meat, it's just going to be more expensive next year, and also don't trust the British when they offer you "bacon" because they actually mean Canadian bacon, which is different.

Mayor Of Phoenix Tries Surviving On A Food Stamp Budget, Discovers It’s Excruciatingly Hard

Mayor Greg Stanton
Greg Stanton is the major of Phoenix, and he decided to take part in an empathy-building experiment sponsored by the Arizona Community Action Association (ACAA) designed to help elected leaders understand how their political decisions can affect people who are struggling. Stanton agreed to live of a weekly budget equivalent to that of a typical SNAP (food stamps) recipient in his area: $4.16 per day, or a total of $29 per week (that’s the limit for one person; a family of four allottment is $97 per week).

“This exercise is a great awareness tool to help us all understand how difficult it is for struggling families to get by during tough times, even with help,” Stanton said. ”The real challenge is creating healthy, balanced meals on such a tight budget, especially for growing children. Rising out of the recession takes all of us together as a city working toward a strong economic future for everyone.”

'Ugly' Foods Making it to Shelves

The recession combined with the poor harvest has caused some grocers to relax their standards on how good fruits and vegetables have to look to be sold. Read more

The Three Stooges

The Birthday Cake Song
(featuring The Beatles' Birthday)

After the Resignation of the Police Chief, A Dog Is the Only Officer Left on the Force

The police chief of the small eastern New Mexico town of Vaughn resigned Wednesday, leaving the town with just one certified member on its police force - a drug-sniffing dog named Nikka.

 "This has the perfect sitcom plot written all over it." 

Vaughn, New Mexico is a little town of about 450 people. The Chief of Police had to resign after facing felony charges. That leaves Nikka the dog alone to protect the people of Vaughn against the forces of lawlessness:
According to records, the only qualified member of the Vaughn Police Department is Nikka, a drug-sniffing dog. Vaughn's other officer isn't certified and pleaded guilty to charges of assault and battery last year. Noncertified officers can't make arrests and can't carry firearms. 
Who should play Nikka on the show?
and more Here. 

Mexico Catches Zetas Drug Cartel Capo 'El Taliban'

Mexico appeared to strike a major blow against one faction of the hyper-violent Zetas cartel Wednesday night, with the navy announcing it had captured one of the country's most-wanted drug traffickers, Ivan Velazquez Caballero, known as "El Taliban." Velazquez Caballero has been fighting a bloody internal battle with top Zetas' leader Miguel Angel .