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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Airport alarm revealed stowaway dog in luggage

A stowaway Chihuahua was rescued from a checked in suitcase at LaGuardia Airport, New York, on Tuesday. The owner was completely unaware that her dog went to the airport with her, nestled in with the other belongings in her luggage.
The woman apparently didn’t hear any noise from the dog, and checked the bag before heading for security. However, when a black, hard-sided suitcase set off an alarm, triggering an inspection, a TSA officer was shocked to find the young brown and beige Chihuahua staring back at him.
“The woman said that the dog must have climbed into the suitcase and curled up in the clothing while she was packing for her trip,” said TSA spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein.
TSA officers worked with the airline to track down the owner of the suitcase, and managed to find her before she boarded her flight. “(She) was shocked when we told her we had her dog,” Farbstein said. The dog went home safe and sound after the woman called her husband to come pick up their little stowaway.

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Monday, March 9, 2015

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Today in History

1617 
The Treaty of Stolbovo ends the occupation of Northern Russia by Swedish troops.
1734
The Russians take Danzig (Gdansk) in Poland.
1788
Connecticut becomes the 5th state.
1796
Napoleon Bonaparte marries Josephine de Beauharnais in Paris, France.
1812
Swedish Pomerania is seized by Napoleon.
1820 
Congress passes the Land Act, paving the way for westward expansion.
1839 
The French Academy of Science announces the Daguerreotype photo process.
1841
The rebel slaves who seized a Spanish slave ship, the Amistad, in 1839 are freed by the Supreme Court despite Spanish demands for extradition.
1862
The first and last battle between the ironclads U.S.S. Monitor and C.S.S. Virginia ends in a draw.
1864 
General Ulysses Grant is appointed commander-in-chief of the Union forces.
1911
The funding for five new battleships is added to the British military defense budget.
1915 
The Germans take Grondno on the Eastern Front.
1916 
Mexican bandit Pancho Villa leads 1,500 horsemen on a raid of Columbus, N.M. killing 17 U.S. soldiers and citizens.
1932 
Eamon De Valera is elected president of the Irish Free State and pledges to abolish all loyalty to the British Crown.
1936 
The German press warns that all Jews who vote in the upcoming elections will be arrested.
1939
Czech President Emil Hacha ousts pro-German Joseph Tiso as the Premier of Slovakia in order to preserve Czech unity.
1940
Britain frees captured Italian coal ships on the eve of German Foreign Minister, Ribbentrop's visit to Rome.
1956
British authorities arrest and deport Archbishop Makarios from Cyprus. He is accused of supporting terrorists.
1957
Egyptian leader Nasser bars U.N. plans to share the tolls for the use of the Suez Canal.
1959
The Barbie doll is unveiled at a toy fair in New York City.
1964
The first Ford Mustang rolls off the Ford assembly line.
1967 
Svetlana Alliluyeva, Josef Stalin's daughter defects to the United States.
1968 
General William Westmoreland asks for 206,000 more troops in Vietnam.
1975 
Iraq launches an offensive against the rebellious Kurds.
1986 
Navy divers find the crew compartment of the space shuttle Challenger along with the remains of the astronauts.

'Responsible' Gun Owner Kills Iraqi Newlywed Taking Pictures Of Snow

by Susie Madrak 
Responsible Gun Owner Kills Iraqi Newlywed Taking Pictures Of SnowIf I could just take off the snark suit for a moment: You'd think, at some point, I'd get numb to these "responsible gun owner" stories. But I don't. Even more than the tragic toddler and baby shootings, though, these stories about immigrants who left their countries and came all this way for a better life -- those are the ones that really get me. Because it feels like we, as a nation -- we just failed them.
Dallas police said a man was fatally shot while he was outside taking pictures of the snow early Thursday.
Officers responded to a shooting call in the 9900 block of Walnut Street at about 12:30 a.m. Thursday and found 36-year-old Ahmed Al-Jumaili, who police said had suffered a gunshot wound.
Witnesses told police that a group of men was randomly firing a gun. Police said Al-Jumaili was in a nearby parking lot taking pictures of the snow when he was shot.
Al-Jumaili was transported to Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital where he died from his injuries, according to Dallas Police Department spokeswoman Monica Cordova.
[...] Al-Jumaili's family told NBC 5 that he was a newlywed who arrived in the United States from his native Iraq 20 days before the shooting. They said he had never seen snow before.
"He just bought a car," Al-Jumaili's father-in-law Mohammed Al Taae said. "[He was] trying to find a decent job to start his life."
UPDATE: Police are investigating this now as a possible hate crime.

Tomorrowland

How Silicon Valley Shapes Our Future
by Thomas Schulz
Tomorrowland: How Silicon Valley Shapes Our Future
In the Silicon Valley, a new elite is forming that wants to determine not only what we consume, but also the way we live. They want to change the world, but they don't want to accept any rules. Do they need to be reined in?  More...

Acrobatica Infinita Circus

It’s Like Cirque du Soleil for Geeks
The Acrobatica Infinita Circus is unlike any other. It’s designed to appeal to geeks by combining the wonderful world of cosplay with top-tier acrobatic performance. Each member brings unique skills that let you see Sailor Moon spin hoops and Kirk and Spock bend around each other in ways you’d never imagine. Check out this video demonstrating your favorite characters performing physical feats you’ve never seen them do on the screen.

Hot Bedroom Tips for Long-Married Women

(Gemma Correll)Ladies, do you want to drive your man crazy? Mission accomplished!
Oh, you want "crazy in bed"? That's different. Sometimes. Anyway, cartoonist Gemma Correll has you covered with tips and tricks for bringing back that old spark that you had when you first got married.

From "Bad" to "Good"

brown fatExperimental drug turns ‘bad’ white fat into ‘good’ brown-like fat


An experimental drug causes loss of weight and fat in mice, a new study has found. The study results will be presented Friday at the Endocrine Society’s 97th annual meeting […]

Man Finds Hidden Message Inside His Cereal Box


Stephane Gaudette, a history teacher in Timmins, Ontario, Canada recently got more than he bargained for when he opened a box of Frosted Flakes at the breakfast table with his children. What he found inside the box on the plastic bag containing the cereal was a message written in black marker and dated December 4, 2014. It read:
"This is the very last bag of Canadian cereal for the Canadian market from Kellogg's London, Ontario Plant."
Beneath the message were the signatures of three men. The message writers were dealing with an era of their lives that had come to an end. The Kellogg's factory for which they worked was closed on December 21, 2014 after being in operation for 107 years. Mike Cascadden, the man behind one of the signatures under the message, had the idea to write it because he said the factory was "in his DNA." Cascadden told the London Free Press that his family had spent a combined 184 years of their working lives at the plant: 30 years for his grandfather, 38 years for his father, 32 years for his aunt, 20 years for his son and 24 years himself.
Gaudette didn't take Cascadden's message lightly. He recognized its significance in the history of London, Ontario. Gaudette said,  
“It’s kind of ironic it falls into the hands of a high school history teacher. It's a great history lesson.”
 See a video and read more about Gaudette's find, including the fate of both the box and the factory, at the London Free Press.

Garbage Collectors Spill Their Secrets


Trash collection is one of those luxuries many of us take for granted- we put the trash out on the specified day and let the collectors come and haul it away in their big, stinky trucks, knowing the whole process will repeat on a weekly basis.
And yet we know so little about those valiant folks who usher our waste off to its final resting place- do they hold it against us when we call them garbage men/women, and how do they feel about picking up our trash?
According to the dozens of professionals interviewed for 14 Behind-The-Scenes Secrets of Garbage Collectors calling them garbage men/women is just fine, and most truly enjoy their dirty job. So what do they hate? Poor quality trash bags and the autumn leaf-pocalypse.
Read more secrets of garbage collectors over at mental_floss

Remembering a Crime That You Didn’t Commit


Why do people remember and even testify to things that didn’t happen? We know that some confessions are coerced, and some “recovered memories” are actually implanted, but recent research shows that the power of suggestion can lead most people to truly believe false events, to the point that they fill in the details, whether those details make sense or not. In one experiment, over 70% of students participating in the study (none of whom had a criminal record) began to believe they’d committed a crime that was suggested to them.
These are troubling findings. They mimic, in the gentlest way, what can happen during police questioning: a small lie, told to shake loose the truth, rattles around in a suspect’s imagination and takes root. The psychologist Saul Kassin has studied interrogation and false confession for decades. He told me that Shaw and Porter’s experiment illustrates perfectly how social pressure can make innocent people admit to wrongdoing. “Think about the dilemma the suspect now faces: ‘I don’t have a memory for this, but the person who took care of me does. Therefore it must be true and I have to find a way to remember it.’ ”
There have been cases of people serving long sentences or even execution based on the power of suggestion. Read more about false confessions and research about it at The New Yorker.

DMCA abuser ordered to pay $25K to WordPress

Straight Pride UK, a homophobic organization, used a fraudulent copyright complaint to censor an article about them, but WordPress fought back.
When Straight Pride UK didn't bother to show up in court, the judge listened to WordPress's arguments about its DMCA abuse, and awarded them $25k (mostly for legal fees). It's not clear whether the US court's judgment will be enforceable against a crackpot British group, but the judgment will put easier-to-reach DMCA abusers on notice that they could pay tens of thousands for their fraud.
“The court finds the report correct, well-reasoned and thorough, and adopts it in every respect,” Judge Hamilton writes (pdf).
“It is Ordered and Adjudged that defendant Nick Steiner pay damages in the amount of $960.00 for Hotham’s work and time, $1,860.00 for time spent by Automattic’s employees, and $22,264.00 for Automattic’s attorney’s fees, for a total award of $25,084.00.”

A Little Math Quiz

 
Can you figure out what these equations are trying to say? I must admit there were a couple I couldn’t- not because I couldn’t do the math, but because I was unfamiliar with the saying it translates to. The more modern the saying, the more liable I am to slap my head when the answer is revealed. The answers are at Doghouse Diaries.

29 of the Funniest Signs Ever Seen on The Simpsons

When watching The Simpsons, pay close attention to any signs that appear in the background--even for just a second! There are many sly jokes hidden throughout the show. This is, after all, the show that hid an entire action movie in small scenes throughout several seasons. So check out this roundup of the best Simpsons signs by Imgur member GaryTheHippopotamus.

39 Words That are Often Incorrectly Used

Jeff Hader over at Inc. has compiled a list of words that are often used incorrectly, particularly in business communications. The list is full of good advice about usage of common words. For instance,
"Impact and affect (and effect)Many people (including until recently me) use impact when they should use affectImpact doesn't mean to influence; impact means to strike, collide, or pack firmly.
Affect means to influence: "Impatient investors affected our rollout date."
And to make it more confusing, effect means to accomplish something: "The board effected a sweeping policy change."
How you correctly use effect or affect can be tricky. For example, a board can affect changes by influencing them and can effect changes by directly implementing them. Bottom line, use effect if you're making it happen, and affect if you're having an impact on something that someone else is trying to make happen.
As for nouns, effect is almost always correct: "Employee morale has had a negative effect on productivity." Affect refers to an emotional state, so unless you're a psychologist, you probably have little reason to use it.
So stop saying you'll "impact sales" or "impact the bottom line." Use affect.
Read about 38 other words that are commonly misused at Inc.

21 Abandoned Movie Sets That Everyone Can Visit


Millions of people are familiar with the view of a remote location in the Sahara desert, and some might not even be aware of it. For in Tunisia lie the remains of the planet Tatooine, the birthplace of Anakin Skywalker.
This set from the Star Wars franchise has been left intact at the request of the government of Tunisia. The location, once bustling with the excitement and fast pace of a film production crew and cast, is now abandoned and is disappearing at a rapid rate due to sand dunes swallowing the set whole. If nothing is done to stop the encroaching dunes, the days of this site being seen by fans from all over are numbered. But as of now, people still have a chance to visit the arrangement of 20 structures, located near the city of Tozeur.
This is hardly the only place in which sets from movie scenes sit abandoned. Learn about 21 other such sites here. 

The Man Who Shipped Himself to Australia

You hear occasional stories about people who have themselves delivered by the postal service, but Reg Spiers took it to the limit by shipping himself as cargo from England back home to Australia! An Olympic hopeful in the javelin throw, Spiers was stranded in England with no money and wanted to get home in time for his daughter’s birthday in 1964. Shipping a heavy package cost more than flying in a seat, but for a seat you have to buy a ticket, while cargo could be shipped COD. So he had a friend build him a box and he addressed himself to a fictional shoe company. And it wasn’t a non-stop flight.
"I got out of the box between London and Paris, dying for a leak," says Spiers. "I peed in a can and put it on top of the box. I was stretching my legs and all of a sudden, because it's a short distance, the plane began to descend. A little panicky I jumped back in the box, and the can full of pee was still sitting on top."
The French baggage handlers in Paris thought the can's unsavory contents had been left for them as an unkind joke by their counterparts in London.
"They were saying some terrible things about the English," says Spiers. "But they didn't even think of the box. So I kept on going."
The next stop on the long journey back to Australia was in Bombay, where baggage handlers parked Spiers - upside down - in the sun's glare for four hours.
"It was hot as hell in Bombay so I took off all my clothes," he says. "Wouldn't it have been funny if I'd got pinched then?"
Spiers made it home, and avoided paying for the shipment. Read how he did it, and don’t skip what happened to the athlete in later years, at BBC magazine.

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19th century vagina sparks French lawsuit against Facebook

Paris court says it has jurisdiction to rule in a complaint over the social network's censorship policies 
by Amar Toor
A 149-year-old vagina is at the center of a legal dispute involving France, Facebook, and online censorship. As AFP reports, a Paris high court this week ruled that it has jurisdiction to decide a case brought by a French teacher whose Facebook account was suspended after he posted a photo of l'Origine du Monde — a famous 19th century painting of a woman's vagina. The man, whose name has not been disclosed, filed a complaint against Facebook in a French court, arguing that his rights to free speech had been compromised because the social network could not distinguish pornography from art. The painting in question, by Gustave Courbet, is on display at the Musée d'Orsay in Paris.
In a January hearing, Facebook's lawyer argued that French courts have no jurisdiction in the case, because the man had agreed to the site's terms, which specifies that legal complaints against the company can only be heard in California courts. But Paris' high court disagreed, saying that the clause is "abusive" Thursday in a ruling that could set an important precedent for Facebook and other US tech companies. Immediately following the ruling, the plaintiff's lawyer described it as a "first victory won by David against Goliath."
"first victory won by David against Goliath."
"This decision will create jurisprudence for other social media and other internet giants who use their being headquartered abroad, mainly in the United States, to attempt to evade French law," Stephane Cottineau, the teacher's lawyer, said following the decision. The teacher is seeking €20,000 ($21,900) in damages, according to French daily Le Figaro.
Nudity and other explicit content are banned from Facebook, per the site's community standards, though the company's combination of algorithms and outsourced moderators have had trouble distinguishing art from smut in the past. "We aspire to respect people’s right to share content of personal importance," the policy states, "whether those are photos of a sculpture like Michelangelo's David or family photos of a child breastfeeding." The company tells AFP that it has noted the ruling and is considering a response.
The ruling also comes at a time when French authorities are looking to exercise greater control over social networking websites, following January's Charlie Hebdo jihadist attacks. After the attacks, French President François Hollande called for US companies like Google, Facebook, and Twitter to be held accountable for hosting hate speech and other extremist content. Prime Minister Manuel Valls has also advocated for stronger surveillance of online social networks, as part of an effort to mitigate extremist propaganda.