Now, where is the fun in this?

Ladies be careful if you're planning on visiting Royal Ascot this year commando style.
Organizers of the annual horse racing event are cracking down on women who wear no undies saying it is formal dress that is required.
There is to be no flashy jewelery or fake tans either.
Stewards will be keeping a closer eye on ladies who reveal their backsides if and when their skirts are lifted by wind gusts.
Also, off the shoulder dresses, halter necks. mini skirts and dresses with spaghetti straps are forbidden to be worn and reminders are issued with the invitations.
Royal Ascot is deemed to be the most important social and sporting event of the year in Britain. One would be well aware of the dress code required at such an event so if they go flaunting their wares to all and sundry, they can expect to be asked to leave by the fashion police who will be watching valiantly for any indiscretions.