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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Man farts at officer, charged with battery

From the 'You have got to be kidding' Department:


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After being pulled over for driving with his car's headlights off, the gentleman pictured here failed a sobriety test and was arrested for drunk driving.

While being booked at the police station "[Jose] Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas, the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a 'very strong' odor."

As a result, Mr. Cruz was charged with battery.

West Virginia Man Charged with Assaulting an Officer

Hold on there ... if a fart is battery, then a kiss is, oh, let's not go there shall we ...

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