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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Monkey Business

They might be calling it monkey business in Mesa, Arizona, but police are interested in the outcome.

In that city, the police department has landed a $100,000.00 Grant to test how a Capuchin might perform as a one-critter SWAT team.

A Capuchin, with its human-like hands and problem solving ability, is considered the most intelligent monkey - Right behind the Chimpanzee in terms of brain power. (Which means far ahead of repugicans ... Oops, was that my outside voice? Sorry,. Please continue.)

Police there have purchased one and outfitted it with a Kevlar vest, camera and two-way radio and send it into spots where neither a man nor a robot can go.

"Everyone laughs until they start thinking about it," says Officer Sean Truelove.

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