Enis walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Enis said 'Shingles'. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Enis what he had. Enis said 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Enis what he had. Enis said 'Shingles.' So she gave Enis a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Enis to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Enis what he had. Enis said 'Shingles.'
The doctor asked Where?
Enis said 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want 'em?'
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