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Saturday, February 14, 2009

The answer is no

A swimmer wants to go swimming in Australia and asks a local man if their were in sharks in the water to which the local man says, "No."

When he is in the water, still unsure the swimmer says, "Are you certain there are no sharks here."

The local man says, "Sure, they're scared of the crocodiles."

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