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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Oh, for the love of lemons

Man calls 911 after eatery runs out of lemonade

Authorities in Boynton Beach, Florida said a man, 66, was arrested after calling 911 on Saturday to complain that a fast food restaurant ran out of lemonade.

After a drive-through employee failed to respond to the man's threat of contacting the police, the irate diner called 911, a police report alleges.

He spent about 5 minutes talking to the 911 operator about his complaint.

Boynton Beach police said the man was charged with abuse of 911 communication.

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Lemonade isn't that good no matter who or how you make it, people.

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