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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Farmers know that fields have to lie fallow or nothing planted in them will bloom.
The same principle applies to your life.
If you've been working far too many hours, it's time to find a way to relax truly so that you, too, can grow during the appropriate season.
So don't fret too much if you're feeling a little low energy.
Get more sleep.
Eat nourishing foods, and you'll bounce back more vigorous than ever.

You mean sleep isn't a four-lettered word?!

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