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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Definitions

An American wingnut is someone who believes that

a) The Vatican ought to decide our domestic policy;
b) Israel ought to decide our foreign policy;
c) Communist China ought to decide our economic policy; and
d) Osama bin Ladin ought to decide who gets tried in our courts.

It's clear why they're wingnuts, but it does makes you wonder why they bother to call themselves American.

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