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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Sensitive?
You?
No way.
Well, maybe a little.
It started when you realized you were sniffling at sappy commercials.
You'd never, ever admit to it, of course -- but if you're going to be spending any time with that certain someone, you might want to think about it ahead of time.
Forget being the alpha person.
Let them know you have a great big heart.
If one thing's clear, it's that you have nothing else to prove.

Hey, I don't watch commercials!

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