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Monday, October 4, 2010

Workday Recovery Kit

The weekend is over. We all have to go to work again. Well, not all of us. I'm retired! Just rubbing it in! But work is a necessary evil for most of us, and even those with an acutal work ethic frequently suffer burnout.

Offer a friend - or yourself - maximum relief from the monotonous daily grind with this all-new Workday Recovery Kit. It's guaranteed to turn your affliction into conviction! The tin box contains a 16-page remedy booklet, silicone bracelet, 5 affirmation cards, 5 healing bandages, recovery certificate, and a metal charm.

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