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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Bad Ideas

In Minnesota: If not for postal clerks, puppy would have been DOA.
unmailed dog A 39-year-old woman was charged with animal cruelty after she tried to air-mail the dog to Atlanta from downtown Minneapolis, authorities said.
The postal worker was stunned when the package moved by itself and fell to the floor. Then came the sounds of heavy panting.
Within minutes, she and co-workers had unwrapped a tightly sealed box and rescued a 4-month-old puppy that a Minneapolis woman tried to mail to Georgia.
On the outside of the package Champion wrote "This is for your 11th birthday. It's what you wanted," he said. She also told the clerk that if sounds came from the package, not to worry, it just contained a toy robot, Ojoyeyi added.
Then she asked for a refund of the $22 postage.
Shown here is the actual dog.
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Seal her up and try and mail her and see how she feels about it.

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