... you bought 25 bottles of NyQuil?
... you drank seawater?
... if doctors were car mechanics?
... you put your car in reverse while driving?
... you ran over a ninja?
… your town got nuked?
… real life was like Twitter?
… we didn’t have a moon?
… there were no mosquitoes?
… time travel became real?
… there was no dust?
… computers made our food?
… you farted in a space suit?
… Google would break?
… I would dig a tunnel through the Earth and jumped in it?
… I ate myself?
… you put your hand in the Large Hadron Collider?
… there was no sun?
… everyone had superpowers?
… you drank 13 beers while running a marathon?
… the post office had competition?
… if you ate one of those silica gel packets?
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