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Friday, August 5, 2011

Ten In the News

  1. Two F-16 fighter jets intercepted a plane flown by a 75-year-old woman when it entered restricted airspace during President Barack Obama's Chicago visit.
  2. Police in northern Germany say they rescued a woman and her 2-year-old child whose car was swarmed - by a herd of pigs.
  3. A baby wallaby who fell out of its mother's pouch at 5 months of age has been successfully rescued by the Budapest Zoo and is developing normally.
  4. A candidate who ran for New York governor because "the rent is too damn high" says he's being evicted from his rent-controlled Manhattan apartment because his landlord wants to charge a new tenant more.
  5. An Ohio church that got an atheist billboard removed from its property now has been told it must starting paying taxes on the ad space.
  6. Two Border Patrol agents in Arizona are accused of forcing suspected drug smugglers to eat marijuana and strip down to their underwear before being told to flee into the desert.
  7. An Ephrata man will spend up to six years in state prison for a recent series of bizarre criminal behavior.
  8. A Pittsburgh man has been arrested after police say he cut down a city-owned tree, which the man claims contributes to basement flooding.
  9. Authorities say a mysterious orange-colored substance has washed up on the shores of a remote village in northwest Alaska.
  10. Amsterdam was the scene of a strange UFO sighting when an object fell from the sky during broad daylight on August 5, 2011.

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