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Friday, October 7, 2011

Dwarf Tossing May Be Legal Again

In Florida: Lawmaker wants state to reinstate dwarf tossing.
dwarf tossing A state legislator has found yet another example of government regulation getting in the way of job creation.
So, Ritch Workman, r-Melbourne, filed a bill this week to bring back "dwarf tossing," the barbaric and dangerous barroom spectacle that was imported from Australia and thrived briefly in Florida before it was outlawed in 1989.
"I'm on a quest to seek and destroy unnecessary burdens on the freedom and liberties of people," Workman said. "This is an example of Big Brother government.
"All that it does is prevent some dwarfs from getting jobs they would be happy to get," Workman said. "In this economy, or any economy, why would we want to prevent people from getting gainful employment?"
Photo from An Introduction to Dwarf Tossing.

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