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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Teenage Burglar Arrested after Leaving His Homework at the Crime Scene

Are you a diligent student working hard to earn good grades and succeed in life? If so, be prepared to pay the price:
An 18-year-old Utah man was arrested on suspicion of burglary after police say he left his homework at the crime scene.
Police in Orem say they tracked a USB drive found at the burglarized home to [redacted -- ed.]. They say the computer hard drive contained his homework and was in a backpack abandoned in the backyard.

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