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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Woman accused of hitting man with garden gnome

A domestic dispute in Florida that involved yelling and thrown household items ended in violence last Sunday when, police say, a woman hit a man on the head with a New Orleans Saints garden gnome.


A report by Gulfport police Officer Jennifer Crowson says that at about 4:17pm  Lisa D. Buckley, 47, a server at a local restaurant, arrived at her home "and began yelling at the victim." Buckley then "threw items all around the residence and then picked up a New Orleans Saints garden gnome and struck (the victim) with it."

Crowson reported that the victim was bleeding from the ear and the left side of his head but refused medical attention. Meanwhile, she wrote, "Buckley fled the scene prior to my arrival."


The next day, though, Buckley called and sent text messages to the victim trying to persuade him to drop the case. Buckley was arrested on Tuesday on charges of domestic battery and harassing a victim and taken to the Pinellas County Jail, where records show she was released in lieu of $5,000 bail.

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