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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Woman assaulted man after beating up his couch with golf club

Officers in Seattle are on the lookout for a 20-year-old woman who allegedly beat up a man's couch before cutting the man and running off on Tuesday night.

According to the Seattle Police Department, the woman and the 52-year-old victim, who said he is friends with her, were in his home at around 11pm.


The two were talking about various things that were upsetting the woman when she became angry and started punching the man's couch before eventually taking a golf club to it, according to police.

When the victim opened the door and told the woman to leave, she reportedly sliced him with a knife, giving him a 3-inch cut on his arm. Witnesses told officers the woman was last seen running north. Despite using a K-9 unit and helicopter to track the woman, officers were unable to find her. The victim was taken to Harborview for treatment.

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