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Thursday, October 3, 2013

Man Named Fudge Charged with Stealing Ice Cream, Cakes

Conor P. Fudge took the concept of nominative determinism a little too seriously. The 25-year-old was caught on video surveillance cameras taking ice cream, cakes, and cash from a Cold Stone Creamery outlet in Iowa City, Iowa.
The owner of the business told officers that Fudge used an unauthorized key to enter the business, according to a police complaint.

Fudge hadn’t worked at the ice cream shop since Aug. 27, according to police.
That's only been a month, Apparently it wasn't long enough to forget how good the ice cream is. Fudge has been charged with third-degree burglary. 

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