The burglar's victim, Lindsay Riddle, says she discovered she'd been
robbed last Wednesday when she returned home and found that someone had
torn open packages belonging to her and her boyfriend, then made off
with their contents. "Before the break-in ... the woman proceeded to
straight-up twerk outside of our building. For an entire hour," Riddle
said.
"Rest breaks were had, but she got right back up and dropped it like it
was hot, often times on the lap of the man." Riddle said the twerking
woman kept watch and held the elevator door open while her partner in
crime committed the theft. "A couple of my neighbors walked into the
building and she'd stop momentarily and then start up hardcore as soon
as their backs were to her," Riddle said.
Despite being the victim of the crime, Riddle credited the twerker's crime strategy. "Her endurance was rather impressive. I'm not exaggerating when I say she did this for an hour," she said. "Beware Brooklyn, there's a twerking thief on the loose!" Riddle warned. The hip-thrusting, bottom-shaking bandit remains at large.
Despite being the victim of the crime, Riddle credited the twerker's crime strategy. "Her endurance was rather impressive. I'm not exaggerating when I say she did this for an hour," she said. "Beware Brooklyn, there's a twerking thief on the loose!" Riddle warned. The hip-thrusting, bottom-shaking bandit remains at large.
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