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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Dope smokers broke into house to dye hair

Police are still trying to figure out why a group of unknown suspects would break into a Murfreesboro, Tennessee home just to smoke marijuana and dye their hair.
A woman discovered the burglary when she came home following a two-day trip. Oddly enough, nothing was missing from the residence, according to a Murfreesboro Police Department incident report.
“(The woman) stated that when she returned to her residence, she noticed her front window open,” Officer Christopher Williams said in the report, “and (she smelled) the odour of smoked marijuana.” Williams said the woman also pointed out that “someone had dyed their hair red in the bathroom.”
Although the woman told officers she suspects that the culprits were teenagers who are friends with her daughter, there was little evidence to support that theory. As such, authorities told the woman to contact the Police Department if she learns of any new information pertaining to the incident.

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