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Sunday, December 22, 2013

Drinking and Driving

Taxi2With the Holidays upon us I would like to  share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and  driving.

As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with  the authorities from time to time on the way home after a “social session” out  with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an  evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red  wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be  slightly over the limit.

That’s when I did something that I’ve never  done before – I took a cab home.

Sure enough on the way home there was a  police road block,  but since it was a cab they waved  it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had  never driven a cab before, I don’t know where I got it and now that it’s in my garage I don’t know what to do with it.

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