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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Teenager killed by bus in zombie maze

A teenager who was role-playing as a zombie has been run over and killed by a bus carrying paintballers inside an Idaho corn maze.
Jeremy T McSpadden Jr, 18, of Spokane Valley, Washington, stumbled, fell and was run over under the rear passenger wheel of a bus which was part of a “Zombie Slayer Bus Ride” held at the Incredible Corn Maze in Hauser, Idaho. “Many of the patrons believed it was just part of the ride,” said a release from the Kootenai County sheriff’s office.
“It was not until the bus had traveled away from the victim’s location and the role players began to reset for the next bus to come along that anyone realized something was wrong.” McSpadden was likely killed instantly when he was run over at about 10.30pm on Friday. Officials do not believe alcohol or speed were factors.
The bus was “creeping along”, witnesses said, at a speed not registered on the speedometer. “The focus of the attraction is the bus creeps forward so the customers have plenty of opportunity to blast away at the zombies,” Sergeant Crawford Ward said. “This looks like it was just a horrific confluence of events.” The Zombie Slayer Bus Ride was added to the Incredible Corn Maze this year.

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