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Thursday, January 8, 2015

Farmer forced to cut his herd of Nazi cows due to their aggressive behavior

A farmer who owns Britain's only Nazi cows has been forced to cut the size of his herd because they are too aggressive. The once-extinct aurochs were brought back to life by Adolf Hitler's scientists in the 1930s after officially dying out 4,000 years ago. They arrived in Britain for the first time in 2009 when farmer Derek Gow imported 13 'Heck' cattle from Belgium to his Upcott Grange Farm at Lifton near Okehampton, Devon. It was the first time the creatures had set foot on British soil since the Bronze Age. But Mr Gow, 49, has now been forced to get rid of seven of the cows as he could not handle their "incredibly aggressive" nature. He said: "We have had to cut out herd down to six because some of them were incredibly aggressive and we just couldn't handle them. What the Germans did with their breeding program was create something truly primeval."
Hitler saw the 'super cows' as a symbol of German and Aryan might and tasked leading geneticists, brothers Heinz and Lutz Heck, to bring the aurochs ''back into existence''. The pair traced the species' descendants to domestic breeds and managed to ''pull the wild genes out'' in a Jurassic Park-style experiment. The Hecks' program at zoos in Berlin and Munich was so successful that the new aurochs flourished and were used in propaganda material during the Second World War. Derek says they were shorter than the aurochs, but retain their ancestors' muscular build, deep brown complexion, and shaggy, coffee-colored fringe. He added: "Importing the cattle has been an interesting project for us - they have such an unusual history. There was a thinking around that time that you could selectively breed animals for Aryan characteristics, which were rooted in runes, folklore and legend."
The cattle, which have lethal-looking horns and a muscular build, are unlike any modern commercial breed of cow. They were almost destroyed following the defeat of Nazism in 1945, but some survived after they were shipped to game parks in Western Europe. Mr Gow said: "As far as being a commercial breed is concerned, they have little value, but they are a significant animal from a conservation point of view. For instance, each cow can produce its own weight in dung every year, which is a great source of food for insects and bugs and nutrients for the environment." Mr Gow said he got rid of some of the cows because they tried to kill his staff. But because the reserve they came from didn't want them back they have been sent to an abattoir. He said: ''The ones we had to get rid of would just attack you any chance they could. They would try to kill anyone. Dealing with that was not a lot of fun at all.
"I have worked with a range of different animals from bison to deer and I have never come across anything like these. They are by far and away the most aggressive animals I have ever worked with. Some were perfectly calm and quiet and they are the ones we have kept. The others you could not go near. We made sure no one went near them so there were never any incidents. To get them into the trailer to get them off the farm we used a young and very athletic young man to stand on the ramp and they charged at him before he quickly jumped out the way. They were so aggressive that was the only way. But that was as near as they came. No one else went anywhere near them. The reason the Nazis were so supportive of the project is they wanted them to be fierce and aggressive Despite these problems, I have no regrets at all. It has been a good thing to do and the history of them is fascinating."

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