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Thursday, January 8, 2015

Suspected arsonist and frozen sausage and elk meat thief found fully clothed in hot tub

At his court appearance last Tuesday afternoon, William Alva Riley didn't explain exactly what he was doing the morning of his alleged crime spree. Whatever it was put him fully clothed and wearing a parka, sitting in someone's hot tub. The unusual case started when Marion County Sheriff’s investigators believe Riley crashed a U-Haul truck not far from the crime scenes in Salem, Oregon.

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