Mitch McConnell Breaks Campaign Promise By Not Holding Friday Votes

Meet the new Senate schedule: same as the old Senate schedule.

When repugicans stole November’s midterm elections, senate repugican leader Mitch McConnell promised there would be changes in how the Senate functioned. More open debate, more amendments, more work hours, more votes.

McConnell has made good on some of that, holding more votes in his first month — mostly on amendments to a bill authorizing the Keystone XL oil pipeline — than in the entire previous year under Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid.

But McConnell has yet to deliver on his suggestion that the Senate would be in session regularly and voting on Fridays.

“I don’t think we’ve had any votes on Friday in anybody’s memory,” he remarked during a news conference after the November elections.

More than a month into repugicans’ misleading of the Senate, there still has not been a vote in a Friday session.

On this Friday, Feb. 13, the House was in session and voting in the morning, but senators were long gone to get an early start on the President’s Day recess. They left with the Homeland Security Department facing a budget shut-off Feb. 27 with no solution in sight.

Reid spokesman Adam Jentleson ridiculed McConnell over the state of affairs. “Despite Sen. McConnell’s pledges, the repugican senate has not held a single Friday vote,” he said.

McConnell spokesman Don Stewart blamed Democrats for blocking debate on House legislation to fund the Homeland Security Department and undo President Barack Obama’s immigration policies.

“Hard to vote when Democrats are blocking votes,” Stewart said.

President Harry Truman’s famous saying — if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog — might need to be updated for the Internet age.

Democratic Representative Luis Gutierrez of Illinois says he has lots of friends — 380,000 of them to be precise. Facebook friends, that is.

In fact, Gutierrez boasted Friday that he has the most Facebook friends of any member of Congress — even surpassing House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi.

Gutierrez, a leading immigrant advocate, attributed it to interest in how immigrants can sign up for work permits and relief from deportation under executive actions announced by Obama.

“Is it because I’m the friendliest? No,” Gutierrez told reporters. “You want to know why I have them? I’m going to tell you. ‘Cuz we give them information they can’t get anywhere else.”

Gutierrez added, “I passed Nancy Pelosi, like, two months ago.”