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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Robber smashed through store's glass door with his head to steal worthless scratch-off tickets

Police in Florida said a thief used his head when he broke into an Orlando convenience store early on Thursday morning.
The robber got away with more than $10,000 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets at around 3:45am at the Sunshine Food Mart.
The store had detailed records of which tickets were lost and contacted lottery offices about the head-aching heist right away.

A Florida lotto employee said the tickets were cancelled before the thief had a chance to cash in.

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