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Monday, May 11, 2015

Man charged following attack with frying pan

An man from Accord in Ulster County, New York, has been charged with felony assault after attacking an acquaintance with a frying pan, police said on Monday.
William H. Williams, 56, was charged after the Ulster County Sheriff’s Office received a report of an assault, police said.
Ulster County Sheriff Paul Van Blarcum would not specify the gender of the victim or what may have motivated the alleged attack on Saturday at a local residence, citing possible additional charges that may be filed.
"I will say it was not his wife," Van Blarcum said. Williams was charged with second-degree assault, a felony. Williams was arraigned in Marbletown Court and sent to Ulster County Jail without bail. He was ordered to stay away from the victim.
In further assault by frying pan news, Lisa Williams from DuBois, Pennsylvania, has been charged with hitting her father on the head with a frying pan.

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