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Monday, May 11, 2015

Naked man in lawn chair threatened neighbors with AK-47

A man from Rowan County, North Carolina, was jailed under a $2,000 bond, charged with indecent exposure and communicating threats, and investigators say the man admitted to them that he committed both acts because of a dispute with his neighbor. Brian Tracy Carroll, 45, was booked into the jail just after 7:30pm on Saturday.
The incident was first reported to deputies on Saturday afternoon. A homeowner had called to say that his neighbor was sitting in the back yard totally naked, and that his chair was less than thirty feet from where the homeowner's teenage daughter was riding a horse. When deputies arrived, they found Carroll "completely naked" on the back porch of his home.
The report indicated Carroll had a towel around his neck. When asked why he was naked, Carroll, referring to his neighbor said "he pisses me off so I sat in that chair." Carroll allegedly told deputies that he wanted to be naked and wasn't going to put on any clothes, stating "I don't care."
Deputies asked Carroll if he had threatened his neighbors by saying that he had an AK-47 and "knew how to use it." Carroll said that he did make the statement, then laughed. Carroll, who is listed as "disabled" on the arrest report, was exposing his "private parts" and "other full frontal nudity." Carroll has a court date of June 18.

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