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Saturday, February 20, 2016

Man's who called police after losing key to handcuffs during 'kinky' night handcuffed again

A man who called police after he lost the key to handcuffs after an intimate night with his wife was re-handcuffed when police found he had a felony warrant.
Dustin G. Taylor, 21, of Fort Smith, Arkansas, was arrested on a felony warrant for first-degree criminal mischief on Tuesday at about 1:30pm after he called police to his residence, according to the Fort Smith Police Department.
He told police he and his wife were doing some “kinky” things the night before with handcuffs and at some point that night, the key was lost, according to a report. When he met police the following day, he still had the handcuffs on, according to the report. He asked police to help him remove the handcuffs.
When police ran Taylor’s name in a crime information database, it showed him to have a felony warrant, according to the Police Department. An officer wrote in the report that he removed the cuffs Taylor had on and put his on. Taylor was released on Wednesday from the Sebastian County Detention Center on a $1,500 bond.

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