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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Naked man found in car on train tracks charged with DWI

An intoxicated man from College Station, Texas, was found naked in a car that was stuck on train tracks, according to police reports. Police were called to the area of College Station at around 2:20am on Monday for an intoxicated driver.
According to a Probable Cause Statement, an officer found a vehicle on the train tracks and the driver still inside without any clothes. Police say the driver, Connor James Bond, attempted to start the car with scissors after seeing the officer and then ran away from the scene when an ambulance arrived.
Police chased the 19-year-old and wrestled him to the ground to get him into custody. Bond tried to physically assault the arresting officer before he was put into handcuffs. Bond was taken to the Brazos County jail and is facing several charges including resisting arrest, evading arrest and DWI.
Prior to the officer arriving, a witness called 911 and said the Bond's vehicle was driving erratically in the area and weaving into opposing traffic. Police say they found a half-empty bottle of Everclear liquor in the back of Bond's vehicle. Bond told the officer that he had been drinking prior to this incident.

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