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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Police request public's help with locating serial squirter

Michael Kevin Morris of Easton, Pennsylvania, has been identified by Bethlehem police as the man who has been squirting his semen on women. Police are asking for the public's help to locate him. Police issued an arrest warrant on Tuesday for 57-year-old Morris on indecent assault and other charges for allegedly squirting semen from a container onto a woman on Monday morning in a grocery store.
Police said they were called shortly after 11am by a woman who said a man, later identified as Morris, approached her in the Valley Farm Market store. The woman said Morris walked up to her with some sort of container and "squirted semen on her buttocks." She told police the liquid was semen and she followed Morris out of the store. As he walked away, the woman used her cellphone to take several photos of him and told Morris she was going to call police. She said he replied, "Please don't."
Morris is also wanted by police in connection with a 2014 assault in Bethlehem where he allegedly followed a woman off a bus and squirted seminal fluid on her. In the earlier case, police said the woman was getting off a bus when Morris followed her and squirted semen on her buttocks. Morris was identified as the suspect in that case through DNA evidence collected from the woman's clothing, police said. When police showed a photo line-up to the woman in Monday's assault, she identified Morris as the man who assaulted her.
Bethlehem police Chief Mark DiLuzio described Morris as a 'serial squirter', calling his actions alarming for women. "This isn't just an isolated incident because it's been going on for years," DiLuzio said. "It's time we put a stop to it and get this guy off the streets. This is a public health issue and a serious crime." In 1988, Morris was charged with squirting semen from a condom on two female clerks at a pharmacy, but charges of indecent assault were dismissed because both clerks testified Morris did not touch them. Morris was found guilty of disorderly conduct and ordered to pay a fine.

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