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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Man puts 911 dispatcher on hold to buy drugs

From the "They don't call it 'Dope' for nothing you know" Department:

Police in Cleveland say a man called 911 because he felt he was in danger - then asked the dispatcher to hold on while he made a drug deal. Police Lt. Thomas Stacho said today that Alejandro Melendez was arrested after the call and was charged with possessing cocaine.

Police said Melendez called 911 late Saturday and reported that two men with guns were watching him.

Police records show he hung up, so the dispatcher called back.

Melendez answered and asked the dispatcher to hold on, but the dispatcher could still hear what was being said.

A voice can be heard on the recording of the call saying: "What you need? A 10-pack? You need a 10-pack? All right." Police say "10-pack" is slang for a bundle of heroin.

The dispatcher called police, who found Melendez at the location he gave, had the dispatcher call his cell phone again, and said they found cocaine in his trousers.

Man refuses to show license and calls 911 during stop

From the "Smart move there, Buddy" Department:

Authorities said a Florida man called 911 instead of showing his license during a traffic stop. A Florida Highway Patrol trooper stopped the 36-year-old man for speeding early Saturday on Interstate 4 in central Florida.

According to highway patrol, the man refused to show his drivers license, which is grounds for arrest. The man and the trooper allegedly grappled briefly before the trooper grabbed his pepper spray and the man grabbed his cell phone.

In a recording of his 911 call, the man told dispatchers that he was being assualted by an officer. He asked them to call his wife and the news media. The dispatchers told him to comply with the trooper.

Highway patrol spokeswoman Kim Miller said the trooper followed department procedures.

The man was charged with resisting arrest with violence and battery on a law-enforcement officer. He was released on $2,700 bail.

The Economy and Obama's arrival good for evening news

Tough economic news and the new Obama administration are driving TV viewers to the evening news, a broadcast staple that's been written off in the past.

ABC, CBS and NBC newscasts all had ratings milestones last week.

Monday night's telecast of NBC's "Nightly News," the ratings leader, was its most-watched broadcast in three years, according to Nielsen Media Research.

Meanwhile, CBS had its biggest weekly average in two years, and ABC its biggest in a year.

Oddly, enough, these broadcasts hadn't shown much of a surge during the election campaign, at least not as much as the cable news networks.

California high court to hear Proposition 8 case next month

California's highest court will hear oral arguments early next month in legal challenges to the state's voter-approved same-sex marriage ban.

The state Supreme Court has scheduled a March 5, 2009 hearing date for oral arguments in a series of lawsuits seeking to overturn Proposition 8.

Gay couples, several local governments and Attorney General Jerry Brown maintain the ballot initiative, which passed with 52 percent of the vote, is unconstitutional.

If it opts to uphold the measure, the court has said it will also decide whether the 18,000 same-sex marriages performed when gay marriage was legal in California are valid.

After hearing arguments, the court's seven justices will have 90 days in which to issue a ruling.

Girl dies in washing machine with button start

A 4-year-old girl in Southern California has died after she climbed into a washing machine that began tumbling when her toddler brother hit its simple push-button start.

Orange County Sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino said Kayley Ishii apparently climbed into the front-loading washer Monday afternoon.
Her 15-month-old brother either bumped or pushed the button to start the machine.

Amormino said the machine's controls were only 20 inches from the floor and the start switch was a simple push button.
The girl was in the water-filled, tumbling machine for at least two minutes before her mother found her.

An autopsy found Kayley died of blunt force trauma and the death was ruled accidental.

Bill would require paid Confederate holiday in SC

A black state senator is pushing a bill that would require South Carolina cities and counties to give their workers a paid day off for Confederate Memorial Day or lose millions in state funds.

Senator Robert Ford's bill won initial approval from a Senate subcommittee Tuesday.
t would force county and municipal governments to follow the schedule of holidays used by the state, which gives workers 12 paid days off, including May 10 to honor Confederate war dead.

Mississippi and Alabama also recognize Confederate Memorial Day.

Years ago, Ford said, he pushed a bill to make both that day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day paid holidays.
He considered it an effort to help people understand the history of both the civil rights movement and the Confederacy in a state where the Orders of Secession are engraved in marble in the Statehouse lobby, portraits of Confederate generals look down on legislators in their chambers and the Confederate flag flies outside.

"Every municipality and every citizen of South Carolina, should be, well, forced to respect these two days and learn what they can about those two particular parts of our history," Ford said.

Top 10 weirdest hotels in the world

All righty then ...

coffin hotel room

Full Story in the Telegraph


I can not add anything to this so click the link and have a look for yourself.

Man will get 30 lashes for smoking on Saudi Arabian flight

A Sudanese man has been sentenced to 30 lashes for smoking on a domestic Saudi Arabian Airlines flight.

The unnamed smoker refused repeated requests from cabin crew to put out his cigarette on a flight to the Red Sea port of Jeddah from Qurayyat in northern Saudi Arabia.

He was arrested when the aircraft landed in Jeddah and promptly handed over to police.

The man apologized in court - and to prove his penitence presented evidence that he was attending a clinic to help him kick his heavy smoking habit.

But the judge was keen to make an example and gave a sentence designed to serve as a deterrent.

Smoking is banned in many public places in the desert Kingdom.

Smoking was outlawed on domestic flights of Saudi’s national carrier SAA in 1987 and on overseas flights in 1999.

Last April a man caught smoking on a domestic Saudi flight was sentenced to 50 lashes.

His cigarette triggered a smoke alarm that led to panic among passengers.

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Here's a law I can support. Make it 100 lashes for good measure

No-fly list: $100 million a year pissed away

From the journal Homeland Security Affairs, comes a chunky, stat-rich article entitled 'Just How Much Does That Cost, Anyway? An Analysis of the Financial Costs and Benefits of the “No-Fly” List.'
The bottom line?
We're probably paying $100 million/year for the no-fly list and so far, there's no evidence it's doing anything to fight terrorism.
As will be analyzed below, it is estimated that the costs of the no-fly list, since 2002, range from approximately $300 million (a conservative estimate) to $966 million (an estimate on the high end). Using those figures as low and high potentials, a reasonable estimate is that the U.S. government has spent over $500 million on the project since the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. Using annual data, this article suggests that the list costs taxpayers somewhere between $50 million and $161 million a year, with a reasonable compromise of those figures at approximately $100 million. Clearly the no-fly list is a program that is not without substantial cost. It represents, at least financially, a large part of the government’s protection of air travel. 4 In order to begin to analyze whether or not the benefits are worth the costs, both must be identified and analyzed. It is that task to which the article will now turn...

One of the ramifications of the no-fly list over the last several years has been the number of flight diversions and delays due to list operations. A KLM flight from Amsterdam to Mexico, on April 10, 2005, is a representative example. The plane was en route from Amsterdam to Mexico and was due to cross over U.S. airspace. The U.S. government ordered the plane to return to the Netherlands before reaching the United States because it said two of its passengers were barred from entering U.S. territory. 45 The plane had been in the air for more than four hours before returning to Europe and caused 278 passengers delays of approximately twenty-four hours. The Washington Post reported, in July, 2005, that the two men removed from the flight were questioned but not arrested. In sum there have been seven total diversions, and presumably countless delays, due to no-fly list processing incidents that are not reported. The aim of this section is to assess the costs of these delays...

The problem with the first claim, that the no-fly system works, is that it is relatively easy to bypass the system with a little ingenuity. For instance, the no-fly list’s core mechanism is a matching a name to photograph identification. 50 As noted above, the process is for a passenger’s name to be cross-checked against the list and then verified as the name matching the individual by checking photo identification. This process assumes a number of key points. First, an assumption is made that the ticket was purchased using the passenger’s real name. If a would-be terrorist knows that he or she is on the no-fly list, the next logical step would be to purchase the ticket under an assumed name that is not on the list. Second, the process also assumes that the photo ID is real and represents the true identity of the individual in question. It would be relatively easy, for instance, for someone to make a reservation under an assumed name and either manufacture an ID or use the real identification of the assumed individual. Third, this process is made easier by the increase in “print-at-home” boarding passes, which are easy to forge and allow would-be terrorists to put any name they like on the boarding pass. These three aspects of the no-fly list make it simple for an individual to purchase a ticket under someone else’s name, use a real ID to enter the boarding terminal with a forged boarding pass, and then fly on the ticket that has someone else’s name. 51 Some security experts have gone so far as to create a “fake boarding pass generator” on the Internet to illustrate how easy it is to forge a boarding pass. 52 Importantly, this is not just a theoretical exercise. A CBS affiliate in Kansas City, in an undercover investigation, was able to enter the TSA secure area by producing a fake ID. 53 The undercover individual was not stopped or asked any additional questions. Thus, if the no-fly list is stopping individuals who wish to commit terrorist attacks, those individuals have not employed all of the strategies that are at their disposal; this should raise questions as to whether or not the no-fly list achieves the benefits its administrators claim. The second claim made of the no-fly list is that it does stop terrorist events, or at least dangerous individuals, on a routine basis; we do not hear about them because the government keeps that information close to the vest (except when questioned, such as in the Schneier interview). Three questions arise from this claim. First, why would the government want to keep such information secret? Perhaps more importantly, why does the empirical record of other terrorist prevention activities suggest that the government’s strategy is very often the opposite? It lets everyone know about potential activities before they are well formed. Finally, if what Hawley claims is true, are there many more potential terrorists in this country than is commonly believed (since they are being stopped several times a week) or is the no-fly list ineffective at stopping terrorists? Is it casting a much wider net and catching non-dangerous individuals as well?

Just How Much Does That Cost, Anyway? An Analysis of the Financial Costs and Benefits of the “No-Fly” List

Military Humor

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
During one battle, The French captured an English major.
Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.
he French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.

Leave it to the Irish

Breaking news ...

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seat Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1,826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Beethoven's 5th


Glass Harp music

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Modern Mechanix has always had some of the most interesting articles ...

The April, 1932 issue of Modern Mechanix had the magic clairvoyance drug you'd been seeking:
A SOUTH AMERICAN plant called Yage is believed by natives to have the magical property of enabling the drinker to see great distances or through obstacles. Before the drinker falls asleep everything seems to be filled with hazy bluish rings. As the stupor deepens the sleeper sees vivid visions of things or people known to be somewhere else. This is the reason the drug is supposed to cause clairvoyance.

Look into the face of insanity

Woman arrested for recruiting female bombers

A woman suspected of recruiting more than 80 female suicide bombers has been arrested, the Iraqi military said, dealing a major blow to one of the most effective forms of attacks in Iraq.

The woman, who was identified as Samira Ahmed Jassim or by her nickname "Umm al-Mumineen," was shown confessing in a video played for reporters at a press conference in Baghdad.
Dressed in an all-encompassing black Islamic robe, she described how she would persuade the women to be bombers, then escort them to an orchard for insurgent training and finally pick them up and lead them to their targets.
She said she was acting on behalf of insurgents based in the volatile Diyala province, north of Baghdad.

Iraqi military spokesman Maj. Gen. Qassim al-Moussawi said the suspect had recruited more than 80 women willing to carry out attacks and had admitted masterminding 28 bombings in different areas.

The number of bombings carried out by women has spiked even as overall violence has declined, and U.S. commanders have warned insurgents are actively trying to find more recruits.
At least 36 female suicide bombers attempted or successfully carried out 32 suicide attacks last year, compared with eight in 2007, according to U.S. military figures.
The military said it couldn't provide information on the number of female suicide bombers so far this year. But there was at least one - a woman who blew herself up in the midst of Iranian pilgrims in Baghdad, killing more than three dozen people on January 4th.

The use of female suicide bombers is part of a shift in insurgent tactics to avoid detection at U.S.-Iraqi military checkpoints that have become ubiquitous in Iraq as part of increased security measures.
Iraqi women often are allowed to pass through male-guarded checkpoints without being searched, and they traditionally wear flowing black robes that make it easier to hide explosives belts.
To counter the threat, the U.S. military has stepped up efforts to recruit women for the Iraqi security forces.

Jassim, whose nickname means "the mother of believers," was arrested by Iraqi security forces acting on tips on January 21st and is allegedly linked to the Ansar al-Sunnah insurgent group, al-Moussawi said.
The spokesman would not say where Jassim was arrested because the investigation was ongoing.
But he said the recruits had been from Baghdad and Diyala province.
He also said she had contact with a pair of recently detained insurgent brothers.

In the video, Jassim said she had to talk to one elderly woman several times before persuading her to blow herself up at a bus station.
It also took Jassim two weeks to recruit another woman who was a teacher and had problems with her husband and his family, according to the confession.
The woman eventually attacked members of government-backed Sunni groups in Diyala province, the suspect said.

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Yes, do look into the face of insanity. It is time to end the insanity!

It is offically B.A.D.

So here are a few more sites to see ...

Grow-A-Brain

TokyoBling

The In Box

Check'em out.

Where did all the repugicans go?

That’s right ... just five states, collectively containing about 2 percent of the American population, have statistically significant pluralities of adults identifying themselves as repugicans.
These are the
“Mormon Belt” states of Utah, Idaho and Wyoming, plus Nebraska, plus Alaska. By contrast, 35 states are plurality Democratic, and 10 states are too close to call.

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So, enough of this hogwash that the repugican party is the party of the Confederacy.

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Make plans for the future, but never forget about you're here and now.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

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Monday, February 2, 2009

We get they're a joke ... but do they

And I Quote

"The real leader of the Republican Party in America today is a corpulent drug addict with an AM radio talk show, Rush Limbaugh."

~ Paul Begala,


Hey, Paul just say it plain ... he is a fat junkie. Oh, and don't forget 'boy raper'. Just the kind of sleaze one would expect to lead the party of sleazeoids.

Rigged red-light cameras net $170 million for crooked authorities

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A red light camera system in Italy cheated drivers out of $170 million dollars in fraudulent fines.

More than 100 people, including police officers, are being investigated as part of the fraud ... it is now claimed the lights were rigged to change from yellow to red in three seconds instead of the regulation five or six seconds.

Instead of an average 15 fines a day in some places, the figure jumped to more than 1,000.

More about the system, made by KRIA, here.

China Girl


David Bowie

Hate crime suspect charged with more attacks

A New York teenager awaiting trial in the hate crime killing of an Ecuadorean immigrant has been accused of seven other attacks on Hispanics.

Jeffrey Conroy is charged with murdering Marcelo Lucero.

Today, he pleaded not guilty to a new indictment involving at least seven other assaults.

Conroy and six fellow students are charged with assaulting Hispanics over 14 months in the Patchogue-Medford area of eastern Long Island.

Five of the teens pleaded not guilty last week; the seventh is due in court tomorrow.

All previously pleaded not guilty to hate crime and other charges in the November 8, 2008 stabbing.

Lucero's death has prompted a U.S. Justice Department investigation.

FEMA gets decent marks for its ice storm response

Things are done better now with a 'new sheriff' in town ...

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In the first real test of the Obama administration's ability to respond to a disaster, Kentucky officials are giving the federal government good marks for its response to a deadly ice storm.

FEMA has been under the microscope since the shrub's botched response to Hurricane Katrina in 2005, which Barack Obama and other Democrats made a favorite topic on the presidential campaign trail.
FEMA was reorganized and strengthened after that, and it has avoided the onslaught of negative feedback Katrina generated.
The agency hasn't been tested the same way it was after the hurricane, however.

Governor Steve Beshear raised Kentucky's death toll to 24 today, meaning the storm has been blamed in at least 55 deaths nationwide.

And while it also knocked out power to more than a million customers from the Southern Plains to the East Coast, it's still considered a medium-sized disaster, the kind FEMA has traditionally been successful handling.
The Kentucky disaster will be closely watched, said Richard Sylves, professor of political science at the University of Delaware, particularly because Obama hasn't yet named the top FEMA officials, many of whom must go through Senate confirmation.

"If it's perceived not to be handled very well, or if there's a sense that there's insensitivity at the federal level to the plight of people suffering, I imagine the people President Obama has appointed to senior positions in FEMA will be grilled in their confirmation hearings," said Sylves, who has written four books on federal disaster policy.

Beshear asked Obama for a disaster declaration to free up federal assistance Thursday, two days after the storm hit, and Obama issued it hours later.
Trucks loaded with supplies began arriving at a staging area at Fort Campbell, Ky., on Friday morning, said Mary Hudak, a spokeswoman for the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

On Saturday, Beshear ordered all of the state's Army National Guardsmen into action to distribute supplies, many of which came from FEMA.
Beshear has consistently praised Obama for the attention he's devoted to what Beshear calls the biggest natural disaster to hit his state.
"We have had tremendous and quick response from President Obama and his administration," Beshear said.
"I don't think any of our folks that have dealt with disasters before ever recall as quick a response as we got last Wednesday."

Trina Sheets, executive director of the National Emergency Management Association, based in Lexington, Ky., said that from what she's heard, FEMA's response has been very good so far.
Her group represents emergency management directors from all 50 states.
"The governor's declaration request for an emergency was turned around very, very quickly by FEMA and the White House," said Sheets, who just had her power restored today after four days without it.
"And President Obama has spoken with the governor of Kentucky on several occasions throughout the event."
Sheets said she hadn't heard any complaints so far about the federal response.

"FEMA and the Kentucky National Guard are doing everything they can to get things back up and running," Senator Jim Bunning said.
By Monday, FEMA officials were checking in on supply distribution points in some rural areas.
FEMA official Don Daniel stopped by to ask emergency management officials in Grayson County, who had criticized FEMA's absence late last week, what they needed.
More generators, they told him, to keep essential services such as hospitals and water supplies running.
"If they need more, they'll get them," Daniel said.
"That need has to be met."

Treasure hunters claim historic warship found

Deep-sea explorers say they have solved "one of the greatest mysteries in naval history" with the discovery of what was "the world's mightiest and most technically advanced warship" when it sank in 1744.

The HMS Victory -- the predecessor to a historic British flagship of the same name -- was found "far from where history says it was lost," Odyssey Marine Exploration said in a news release.

The find in the English Channel exonerates Adm. Sir John Balchin, one of "the greatest admirals in English history," because it shows that the ship went down in a violent storm, not due to any mistakes he made.

They did not specify the ship's exact location. Maritime lore said the ship went down in the northern part of the Channel Islands, south of England near the coast of France.

Stories about treasures -- including gold -- that may have been on the ship have existed ever since its disappearance.

This HMS Victory was a predecessor to the historic British ship that took the same name and which served as Admiral Nelson's flagship in the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805.

In court papers seeking exclusive salvage rights, Odyssey says the wreck site "consists of cannons and other unidentified objects. Odyssey believes that potentially valuable cargo may be located at or near the site."

The papers were filed in U.S. District Court in Tampa, Florida, where Odyssey is based, seeking exclusive salvage rights.

There were nearly 1,000 people aboard -- "900 sailors, plus a complement of marines and 50 volunteers drawn from the noblest families of England," Odyssey said in information about the ship released together with the Discovery Channel, which chronicled the find.

Based on reports from the time, there may be as much as four tons of gold on the ship, Odyssey and the Discovery Channel said.

"Additional research indicates that there were large quantities of both silver and gold coins aboard. ... Research suggests that this prize money will also likely be located at the wreck site.

"... However, no coins have been located at the site to date, and no accurate assessment as to their value can be made prior to location, recovery and analysis."

The potential treasure also comes in another form -- bronze weaponry. "The site's anticipated ordnance collection" includes "the single largest collection of bronze cannon in the world" and "the largest consignment of bronze guns ever manufactured and preserved today," Odyssey said.

Two cannons have been recovered -- "a 12-pounder featuring the royal arms of George II" and a "42-pounder bearing the crest of George I," it said.

"The huge 42-pounder recovered is the only known example of a gun of this type and size currently in existence on dry land. The only other artifacts recovered to date were two small brick fragments that were brought into U.S. federal court in order to file an admiralty arrest of the site."

Admiralty arrest is a step mandated under international maritime law.

The discovery could set up a legal battle with the British government.

If it really is the HMS Victory, "her remains are sovereign immune," the British Ministry of Defense said in a statement on its blog.

"The wreck remains the property of the Crown. We have not waived our rights to it. This means that no intrusive action may be taken without the express consent of the United Kingdom."

In its statement, Odyssey said it "has been cooperating closely" with the ministry, and "all activities at the site have been conducted in accordance with protocols agreed with the Ministry and Royal Navy officials."

The ship has deteriorated to the point that recovering it is impossible. "A plan is being developed for an archaeological excavation of the site, and artifacts will be recovered in accordance with a scientific project plan, which will be submitted to the Ministry for review and approval."

The company has proposed that it be paid "with either ... a percentage of the value of the collection that has been recovered, conserved and presented to the UK government, or a percentage of the coins or other artifacts that the government decides to (sell)."

The ship was found nearly 62 miles "from where the ship was historically believed to have been wrecked on a reef near the Channel Islands," Odyssey's statement said.

"Having discovered it in deep water far from where history says it was lost has served to exonerate Admiral Balchin and his officers from the accusation of having let the ship run aground on the Casquets due to faulty navigation," said Greg Stemm, Odyssey's chief executive officer, in the statement.

Odyssey said the "prevailing belief" about the ship's fate was that it had "smashed into the Casquets, a group of rocky islets" north of Guernsey, the second largest of the Channel Islands.

But the evidence, Odyssey's statement said, suggests "the ship sank as the result of a violent storm and suggests that the design and construction of the ship contributed to her loss."

Odyssey released press materials about the ship in cooperation with the Discovery Channel, which chronicled the find and will be showing it in a program this week called Treasure Quest.

"The English Channel is a treacherous place to navigate," Discovery Channel President John Ford said.

"The ship was returning from Portugal and got caught up in a storm. And despite being judged unsinkable at the time, sort of like the Titanic was, this very, very large ship went down in a storm and vanished without a trace."

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Of Company B


The Andrews Sisters singing in a scene from the 1941 Abbot and Costello film "Buck Privates"

Cockfighting raid in NC nets 73 arrests

More than 70 people have been arrested in a cockfighting ring that secretly gathered in central North Carolina to watch a $40,000 tournament so gruesome that one of the roosters splattered blood on the investigators' search warrant.

Deputies didn't expect to find so many people crammed into three chicken houses that had been cleaned out to provide hidden parking spaces and a cockfighting pit, Randolph County Sheriff Maynard Reid Jr. said.

Authorities arrested 73 people, ranging in age from 16 to 79, and charged them all with cockfighting and cruelty to animals, both felonies.
Reid said several others escaped after fleeing a back door during the raid Saturday afternoon at the site about 15 miles southeast of Asheboro in the center of North Carolina.

"I had no idea it would be this large," Reid said. "I've raided these things before and (if) you get 20 or 25 people, you've got a big crowd. I thought that this was unreal."

He described a grisly scene: About 20 birds were already dead, eliminated early from a deadly tournament.
A fight was ongoing when deputies arrived, and one of the combatant roosters jumped up onto the betting table and spattered blood onto a search warrant that investigators were serving.

Photos of the scene show a building strewn with feathers and debris, including several dead birds and a pile of empty beer cans dumped together in a corner.
Makeshift benches surround a plywood ring, where the body another rooster is lying.

The tournament's grand champion, Reid said, was slated to win $40,000.
He named the ringleader as 33-year-old Barry Ritter.
Reid said Ritter was charging $25 to watch the event at a facility he owned with his father, who was not among those arrested.

"I think it was used at one time to raise chickens," Reid said. "Now it is being used for cockfighting.
They had a rural area.
They thought nobody would catch them there.
But I think we've sent a message that we will not tolerate this in our county."

The sheriff's office said investigators also seized 73 vehicles, two firearms and cash.
They also found cocaine and marijuana at the scene.
Much of the crowd was Hispanic, and Reid said authorities were still checking the immigration status of those arrested.

The county's animal control officers took possession of 130 live roosters.

John Goodwin, manager of animal fighting issues for The Humane Society of the United States, said North Carolina still appears to have a large number of cockfighting rings even though the state passed law in 2005 making it a felony.
Goodwin visited the state last year to help educate law enforcement personnel about cockfighting rings, and he said similar efforts around the country have increased attention on the rings.
He said the Humane Society is focused on passing felony laws in a number of other states that haven't yet done so.
"If you can win a $40,000 prize, what kind of deterrent is a $200 misdemeanor penalty going to be?" Goodwin said.

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We don't hold no truck with cockfighting in North Carolina and the sooner these rednecks learn this the better. Wilkesboro a few months ago, now Asheboro!

Go Daddy wins a Super Bowl advertising gamble

The Go Daddy Web site's "enhancement" ad with Danica Patrick was the most-watched commercial in the Super Bowl.
TiVo Inc. made that determination by combining the number of people who watched the ad live and went back to see it again on their digital video recorder.
Placing the ad in the game's final few minutes was a huge gamble that paid off for Go Daddy Group Inc.
If it had been a lousy game, much of the audience would have drifted away, but the gripping finish between Pittsburgh and Arizona kept fans watching.
Todd Juenger, general manager of TiVo's research department, says eight of the 10 most-watched ads came in the second half.

And here it is ...

Now what?

Poor Burma farmers may turn to growing opium

Rising prices for opium in Southeast Asia and the global economic downturn may trigger a surge in the cultivation of the illegal drug in Bruma, which until recently was in sharp decline, U.N. drug experts said.
Nearly all the world's opium comes from Afghanistan but military-ruled Burma is the second biggest source, accounting for almost 5 percent of global production.

In 1999, the country set out to become opium-free by 2014 and the campaign made considerable strides, with the amount of land cultivated for opium plummeting from 322,000 acres in 1998 to 53,000 acres in 2006.
A United Nations report released today however said that the amount of land being cultivated climbed to 70,400 acres last year, mainly due to rising prices.

"Rising opium prices may make it more attractive for farmers to revert back to opium cultivation, especially if no alternative sources of income are available," Antonio Maria Costa, executive director of the United Nations Office of Drugs and Crime, said in the report, which called for more international assistance.

The strong increase in the price of Burma's opium was due to reduced production and continued demand from China, Australia and other countries in the region.
Weak prices for legal agricultural commodities make the situation more difficult, as does the soft global economy, said an experts at a news conference to release the report.

"We would expect that with the global financial meltdown many people will be unemployed," said Gary Lewis, also from the U.N. agency.
Most will try to earn their living legally, "but when those options are exhausted they will turn quite naturally to other means to survive. Some of those will involve trafficking in illicit and narcotic products."

Burma in 2008 is estimated to have produced 410 tons of opium, involving the work of 840,000 people and $123 million in revenue for those farming the poppy plant.
Prices being fetched for Burma's opium contrast sharply with falling prices for the crop in Afghanistan, where most of the world's opium comes from and where several years of overproduction has created a glut.

The average price paid to farmers in Burma for the 2008 opium harvest was $137 per pound, up from the 2007 average of $120 per pound.
In Afghanistan, the average price in November 2008 was $55 per kilogram, down sharply from early 2007 when it was above $100 per kilogram.

Dramatic differences in the price of opium between regions and sometimes even within regions or countries is not unusual.
The region of Southeast Asia where the borders of Burma, Thailand and Laos meet, known as the Golden Triangle, produced more than half of the world's opium in 1990 and one-third in 1998.

Heavy snow in Britain

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The British capital ground to a halt after the worst snowstorm in 18 years caused hundreds of flight cancellations and virtually halted public transportation.

Shops, schools and courts shut down and long trails of commuters trudged through the streets looking for scarce taxis or ways to work after more than four inches of snow fell overnight.

"We're not in Russia here," said Guy Pitt, a Transport for London spokesman.
"We don't have an infrastructure built for constant snow."

Heavy snow continued Monday afternoon, with more forecast for the evening along with rain and sleet overnight, which could lead to hazardous icy conditions Tuesday morning.

Massachusetts repugican official pleads to money-laundering

The former vice chairman of the Massachusetts repugican party has pleaded guilty in a scheme to launder illegal drug money for a client of his law practice.

Lawrence Novak entered his plea on two counts of money laundering today just before he was due go on trial in federal court in Boston.

He also entered a so-called Alford plea to a single count of obstruction of justice - meaning he maintains his innocence on that count but concedes that prosecutors have enough evidence to likely win a conviction.

The 57-year-old Novak was arrested in 2005.

Investigators said he offered to launder drug profits for one of his clients.

Novak's sentencing is scheduled for May 13.

Illiteracy and religion

Recently, the illiteracy rates of American states was released by the National Center for Education Statistics (NCES). A comparative of the two sets of data reveals an interesting trend. While the most religious states in the US are closer to the US illiteracy average, the less religious states fall well below the illiteracy average.

In other words ... the more religious - the more illiterate.

Health News

Items in the news

Andrew Card, White House chief of staff during the early years of the shrub-cabal catastrophe, thinks the Obama administration is insufficiently respectful of the office
of the President... because they don't require suit jackets be worn by everyone in the Oval Office.
Washington Monthly

The shoe statue in Tikrit, honoring shoe-tosser Muntazer al-Zaidi, has been removed, apparently by police.
Associated Press

The snake's new head

The repugican party has named its new National Chair, one Michael Steele. He's black, which has its repugican PR opportunities, but he must be comfortable with the repugicans' traditional bigoted politics or they'd never have chosen him. When he was running for Chair, Steele specifically distanced himself from the smears that he might be even vaguely sane. "I'm proud to say I'm a conservative, have been, always will be. So this notion that I'm a moderate is slightly overblown and, quite frankly, a lie."

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So it's going to be more of the same, more troglodyte repugican leadership.
I think that'll be fine for the dwindling ranks of the repugican party, and that is fine with me.

More at CNN.

Boycott Dimbulb's sponsers

Would you boycott Lush Dimbulb's sponsors?

I would.

And do.

More at Democratic Underground.

Mormon Schormon

Mormon officials have reported some $180,000 in in-kind contributions to the anti-gay Proposition 8 in California.

Individual Mormons gave upwards of $20-million.

It's not what Jesus would do, but maybe it's what Joseph Smith would do?

Read more in the Los Angeles Times.

RE: those shipments of contaminated peanuts from Peanut Corporation of America

The factory was apparently crawling with salmonella since at least June 2007, but shrub-cabal FDA inspections were so incompetent that nobody noticed or gave a damn.
Obama's people say that a criminal investigation is now underway.

You want to know what is so outlandishly funny about all this, the President of Peanut Corporation of America is on the advisory board that sets peanut quality standards for the US Department of Agriculture.

Black Horse and a Cherry Tree


KT Tunstall (live)

Pfizer Lawsuit

A lawsuit against Pfizer for using Nigerians as unknowing guinea pigs in drug tests has gotten a green light from an American judge.

This means the case will be heard in an American court, not in Nigeria.

More in the Washington Post.

Another one for the good guys

President Obama signed an executive order on Friday, reversing anti-union rules imposed by the previous administration, and preventing federal contractors from being reimbursed for expenses involved in anti-union campaigning.

"We need to level the playing field for workers and the unions that represent their interests," Obama said. "I do not view the labor movement as part of the problem. To me, it's part of the solution," he said. "You cannot have a strong middle class without a strong labor movement."

Read more: Associated Press

It is no coincidence

"It's not coincidental that 1928 was the last time that the top 1 percent took home more than 20 percent of the nation's income."

Read more in the Washington Post.

Items in the news

One bank that's not asking for a bailout is Michigan's University Islamic Financial Corp., the Sharia-compliant, federally insured institution that's making an honest profit without any handouts. They don't charge interest, because that would violate Islamic Law.
Associated Press

As US banks were collapsing, they increased their hiring of foreign workers at top-salary jobs.
Associated Press

There's still no meaningful oversight for the bank bailout program, which the Washington Post continues to laughably assert amounts to a mere $700-billion.
Washington Post

Liars and Fools

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B.A.D. to the Bone

And it's not just that Delaware Destroyers song either!

Let us introduce you to:

Cafe Philos

Jon Swift

(some of you may note one of the links above is not what some claim to expect from this blogger ... oops they got that one wrong.)

Bizarre sports videos

Bogsnorkellll Over at Redux, user Skidmark compiled a video playlist of "Bizarre Sports in the World." The videos include the likes of Chessboxing, Bog Snorkeling (shown), and Buzkashi, "a bizarre kind of polo in which players on horseback must grab a headless goat." "Bizarre Sports in the World"

Amazing House of Bones

4 The Amazing House of Bones

“Restored and remodeled by the Spanish modernist architect Antoni Gaudi in the years 1905–1907, Casa Batllo is now one the most overlooked buildings by the tourists who visit Barcelona. Although it is a museum now, Gaudi designed it for for a wealthy Barcelona Aristocrat. The local name for the building is Casa dels ossos (House of Bones), and indeed it does have a visceral, skeletal organic quality.”

From Unusual Things.

Getting water is child's play

“In Africa, The kid-powered Playpump solves critical water issues during recess.
If we get thirsty here in the U.S., we just turn the tap on and let it run till it’s nice and cold—even in the wilderness, all we have to do is drop in a tablet and take a sip. But the truth is that over one billion people worldwide don’t have the same access to clean water. Over 6,000 people per day die from drinking water filled with chemicals, bacteria, and disease.

PlayPumps wants to change that: By installing 4,000 of their patented water systems around the world, parched people in impoverished places like Africa could soon simply just turn the tap like us. The best part? Their pumps work by utilizing the power of children at play.

The process is simple: Kids on a playground spin a multi-colored merry-go-round with their hands. This hand-pushed merry-go-round drives an underground pump that pushes water into a 2,500-gallon storage tank on stilts above ground. The water filters in the tank, and users operate a tap connected to the tank, which they can use to fill bottles.”

Read more at The Daily Dirt.

Judges jailed for taking bribes from private juvenile prisons to send kids to jail

Two senior Pennsylvania judges have been sentenced to seven years in prison for taking bribes from juvenile detention centers -- in exchange for the bribes, the judges turned in guilty verdicts for the teens who appeared before them and sent them to 'juvie', thus enriching the operators of the kiddie gulag. For this, the judges received $2.6 million in kickbacks.
First, the judges helped the detention centers land a county contract worth $58 million. Then their alleged scheme was to guarantee the operators a steady income by detaining juveniles, often on petty stuff.

Many of the kids were railroaded, according to allegations lodged with the state Supreme Court last year by the Philadelphia-based Juvenile Law Center, an advocacy group.

In asking the court to intervene in April, the law center cited hundreds of examples where teens accused of minor mischief were pressured to waive their right to lawyers, and then shipped to a detention center.

One teen was given a 90-day sentence for having parodied a school administrator online. Such unwarranted detentions left "both children and parents feeling bewildered, violated and traumatized," center lawyers said.

"Very few people would stand up" to the Luzerne judges, according to the law center's executive director, Robert G. Schwartz.

Urban Archeology

Mummified Soviet-era East German flat unearthed

An architect in Leipzig discovered a perfectly mummified pre-Berlin-Wall-fall East German flat, filled with Soviet-era "products" in a state of dessicated perfection:
It appears the inhabitant of the humble flat fled in a hurry and shrivelled bread rolls still lay in a string bag.

Grocery brands from the Socialist state filled the kitchen...

A wall calendar showed August 1988 and an empty bottle of Vita Cola, Marella margarine, Juwel cigarettes and a bottle of Kristall vodka were in the kitchen.

Plastic crockery and aluminium cutlery completed the picture of a bygone state.

The only foreign product to be found was a West German bottle of deodorant.

A zinc bath stood upright against a wardrobe. There was no toilet in the flat - the occupant used one on the landing.

According to Mr Aretz, documents and letters in the flat suggest the occupant was a man aged 24 who was in trouble with the East German authorities, and who left in a hurry some time before the Wall came down in November 1989.

France to give free newspaper subscriptions to 18 year olds

The latest move from French President Sarkozy is to bail out newspapers by giving kids free daily newspaper subscriptions on their 18th birthdays, which is supposed to instill "the habit of reading the press."
Sarkozy also announced a ninefold rise in the state's support for newspaper deliveries and a doubling of its annual print advertising outlay amid a swelling industry crisis.

Sarkozy argued in a speech to publishers that the measures are needed because the global financial crisis has compounded woes for a sector already suffering from falling ad revenues and subscriptions.

Monsters versus Aliens


The kids will want to see this one.

Another one from China

China's labor unrest worse than suspected

Independent researchers have published findings about China's labor unrest, saying that it is much more widespread than it ever has been before, and that the state is cracking down on independent union organizers who seek to ameliorate the dismal wages and working conditions, with torture and intimidation:
[A] growing number of economists say the unrest proves that it is not the exchange rate but years of sweatshop wages and income inequality in China that have distorted global competition and stifled domestic demand. The influential Far Eastern Economic Review headlined its latest issue “The coming crack-up of the China Model”.

Yasheng Huang, a professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, said corruption and a deeply flawed model of economic reform had led to a collapse in personal income growth and a wealth gap that could leave China looking like a Latin American economy.

Richard Duncan, a partner at Blackhorse Asset Management in Singapore, has argued that the only way to create consumers is to raise wages to a legal minimum of $5 (£3.50) a day across Asia – a “trickle up” theory.

The instability may peak when millions of migrant workers flood back from celebrating the Chinese new year to find they no longer have jobs. That spells political trouble and there are already signs that the government’s $585 billion stimulus package will not be enough to achieve its goal of 8% growth this year...

A legal advocate for migrant workers, Xiao Qingshan, told a tale of violent intimidation by the state in collusion with unscrupulous businessmen.

On January 9, Xiao said, 14 security officers from the local labour bureau broke into his office, confiscated 600 legal case files, 160 law books, his computer, his photocopier, his television set and 100,000 yuan in cash.

“That evening I was ambushed near the office by five strangers who forced a black bag over my head and then threw me into a shallow polluted canal,” he said. His landlord has since given him notice to quit his rented home.

Xiao said he was defying bribery and threats to speak to the foreign media because he wants international businesses to know what is really happening in “the workshop of the world”.

A couple from China

China's work-related deaths drop below 100,000

China's work-related deaths fell below 100,000 last year for the first time in more than a decade, amid an increased government focus on accident prevention, state media reported today.

The State Administration of Work Safety reported that the number of deaths dropped to 91,172 for 2008, a 10.2 percent decline from the previous year, according to the official Xinhua news agency.

China's vast work force, an estimated 800 million people, has fueled decades of export-driven growth, turning their country into the factory for much of the world.
But safety standards continue to lag behind those in developed countries.
Many factories and mines have little or no safety equipment, while worker training is also weak.

China's latest figures indicate that 11.4 workers die for every 100,000 on the job.
In comparison, the United States said last year that there were 3.7 fatal injuries for every 100,000 workers in 2007, the most recent numbers available.

The government has been focusing on workplace safety in recent years, and last year was the first time since 1995 that the work-related death toll was under 100,000, Xinhua said.
In particular, China has sought to focus on safety in its coal mines, which are the deadliest in the world.
In 2007, coal mine accidents claimed 3,770 lives in China.In 2008, the number of coal mine fatalities were reduced by 15.1 percent to about 3,200,
That is a vast improvement from 2006, when about 4,500 people died in numerous mine fires, floods and other disasters.

Officials said safety improved because of government efforts to close illegal mines and improve worker safety.
China shut down 1,054 small coal mines last year.
Government figures show that almost 80 percent of the country's 16,000 mines are small, illegal operations.

China to try critic of government's quake response

A Chinese court today abruptly scheduled a trial for an activist who criticized the government's response to last year's devastating Sichuan earthquake, giving his lawyer only one day to prepare and prompting him to mount an immediate legal challenge.
Huang Qi's lawyer Mo Shaoping said the judge told him Monday that the trial would start Tuesday morning, leaving less than 24 hours for Mo to look through the indictment and build a defense against the charge of possessing state secrets.

"This is a totally illegal process," Mo said. "They are intentionally creating difficulties."
He said the law requires that the defendant be informed 10 days before the trial starts, while lawyers need to be told at least three days ahead.
His assistant has gone to the Wuhou District Court to see if the trial date can be changed.
"If it cannot be changed, we will lodge a strong protest because this is unfair and it deprives Huang Qi of his right to a defense," Mo said.

According to Mo, the judge said he had difficulty reaching Huang's lawyers and family.
Both Mo and Zeng Li, Huang's wife, said their telephone numbers and addresses are recorded in court documents.
"I've been trying to reach the court for weeks but no one would give me the time of day," said Zeng.
She said she was also told of the trial Monday morning and was not sure if she would be allowed to attend.

Huang, one of the country's most outspoken dissidents, posted articles on his Web site 64Tianwang.com criticizing the government's response to the May 12th quake after visiting affected areas and meeting parents who lost their children.
While independent reporting was allowed right after the magnitude-7.9 temblor, access was shut down within days and public complaints by parents who blamed corruption and shoddy construction on school collapses that killed their children became an extremely sensitive issue.

Zeng said Huang's arrest was a result of his work in the quake zone.
"This is because he went to the disaster area a couple of times.
He reported on the shoddy schools and reported about the appeals of the parents of the students.
So he was arrested and charged with possessing state secrets," she said.

The ill-defined charge is often used to clamp down on dissent and send activists to prison.
Human rights groups said Huang was forcibly taken away by three unknown men on June 10th and police informed his mother six days later that he had been detained.

Zeng said police told Huang in October that if he stopped his activist work, he would be released.
Mo said police made no mention of the earthquake in their indictment proposal, adding that he was not allowed to reveal the contents of the document.

Earlier this decade, Huang, 45, served a five-year prison sentence on subversion charges linked to politically sensitive articles posted on his Web site.
Since his release in 2005, Huang has supported a wide range of causes from aiding families of those killed in the 1989 military crackdown on pro-democracy protests in Beijing, to publicizing the complaints of farmers involved in land disputes with authorities.

The Festival of Imbolic

Today is Imbolc.

Spring is Coming!:

Imbolc is a holiday with a variety of names, depending on which culture and location you’re looking at. In the Irish Gaelic, it’s called Oimelc, which translates to “ewe’s milk.” It is a precursor to the end of winter when the ewes are nursing their newly born lambs. Spring and the planting season are right around the corner.


A Celtic Connection:

Serpents in the Spring

Although Imbolc isn't even mentioned in non-Gaelic Celtic traditions, it's still a time rich in folklore and history. According to the Carmina Gadelica, the Celts celebrated an early version of Groundhog Day on Imbolc too – only with a serpent, singing this poem:

Thig an nathair as an toll
(The serpent will come from the hole)
la donn Bride
(on the brown day of Bride (Brighid)
Ged robh tri traighean dh’an
(though there may be three feet of snow)
Air leachd an lair
(On the surface of the ground.)

Among agricultural societies, this time of year was marked by the preparation for the spring lambing, after which the ewes would lactate (hence the term "ewe's milk" as "Oimelc"). At Neolithic sites in Ireland, underground chambers align perfectly with the rising sun on Imbolc.

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Your motivation is good, the path ahead is clear.

This is good.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Shaft


Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

Now, you don't see this everyday.

And I Quote

How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of goodwill! In such a place even I would be an ardent patriot.

~ Albert Einstein

Volcano erupts near Tokyo raining ash down on the city

A volcano erupted near Tokyo spewing a plume of smoke more than a mile high and raining ash down on parts of the city.
There were no immediate reports of injuries or damage.

Mount Asama, about 90 miles northwest of Tokyo, erupted at 1:51 am (0451 GMT) Monday, according to Japan's Meteorological Agency.
Chunks of rock from the explosion were found about 3,300 feet away from the volcano.
The agency said volcanic ash fell on nearby areas as well as parts of Tokyo.
TV reports showed neighborhoods sprinkled with white flakes.

An alert level of three, which urges nearby residents to take caution, was kept in place for a 2.5 mile radius.
The last major eruption of Mount Asamo took place in September 2004, the agency said.

With 108 active volcanos, Japan is among the most seismically busy countries in the world.
The country lies in the "Ring of Fire" - a series of volcanoes and fault lines that outline the Pacific Ocean.


As of this moment ...

4237 Brave men and women will not be returning from Iraq
ALIVE!

The Look


Roxette

No big energy bursts at Alaska volcano

Geologists monitoring Alaska's Mount Redoubt say the volcano is rumbling and emitting steam but has shown no dramatic burst of energy in the last 24 hours.
Geologist Tina Neal at the Alaska Volcano Observatory said no flyovers were planned for Sunday unless activity increased significantly.

Flyovers on Saturday found a quickly growing area of vigorous steaming at the 7,100-foot level on the north side of the mountain.
The area is just below a dome that formed the last time Redoubt erupted in 1990.

The activity adds to concerns that Redoubt is close to an eruption.
An eruption in December 1989 sent an ash cloud 150 miles that flamed out the jet engines of a KLM flight carrying 231 passengers on its way to Anchorage.

Historic steamboat to be riverfront hotel

An 82-year-old steamboat that's been designated as a National Historic Landmark is poised to make a final trip to its new position as a riverfront hotel.

The Delta Queen, which once ran up and down the Mississippi River but docked in Cincinnati, will leave its winter home in New Orleans on Wednesday for Chattanooga, Tennessee.
In October, the mostly wooden boat - the last of its kind - lost its exemption to operate overnight river cruises for up to 176 passengers.
Federal law prohibits such boats from carrying more than 50 overnight passengers.
The boat was designated a National Historic Landmark in 1989, but the exemption to continue operations requires annual renewal.

Mexico City reduces water service as reserves dip

Millions of Mexico City area residents were without water today under a new conservation program that shut down a main pipeline after reserves dropped to their lowest levels in 16 years.

The Mexico City government and the National Water Commission will interrupt service for millions for three days every month until May, when the rainy season begins.

Mexico City's government says the plan will affect more than 2 million residents - from those living in million-dollar mansions to cement hovels - within its city limits.

Another 13 cities in the metro area of 20 million will see service reduced, the National Water Commission said, though it didn't how many residents would be affected.

To prepare for the three-day shutdown, which ends Tuesday, residents filled underground cisterns, saved water in buckets to bathe and were flushing toilets and doing the wash only when necessary.

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And you thought the drought around here was bad?

SC skydive instructor dies; 1st-timer lands safely

Authorities say a skydive instructor who was sharing a parachute with a first-time jumper apparently died of a heart attack in the air.

The first-time jumper was able to land safely Saturday in Chester County. He tried to revive the 49-year-old instructor after they had landed, but the coroner's office says it was too late.

The instructor was identified as George C. Steele of Sumter. He worked for Skydive Carolina, a business located at the Chester County Airport since 1986.

Steele had made thousands of jumps over a lengthy career.

The pair were skydiving in a tandem jump, where instructors are strapped to the backs of their students.

The first-time jumper was described as an active member of the military in his 30s, but his name was not immediately released.

New Jersey disc jockey to part with Jenny's number

After five years fielding thousands of calls to one of rock 'n' roll's most celebrated phone numbers, disc jockey Spencer Potter is hanging up on Jenny.

Her seven digits are familiar to anyone who paid attention to pop music in the early 1980s: 867-5309, immortalized by the band Tommy Tutone.

Potter and his roommates requested the number on a lark for their home phone in northern New Jersey. They got it, along with about 30 to 40 calls a day.

The 28-year-old Potter says he's selling his business, A Blast Entertainment, and moving to New York. The business and the phone number are for sale on eBay, where the high bid was about $1,000 by Sunday morning.

Bikers stand defiant against Myrtle Beach

Though they were defending separate rallies, representatives of black and white biker groups united in a defiant stand Saturday against what they see as a common enemy: harsh laws and negative publicity from the city of Myrtle Beach.

"This ain't a white issue about white rallies. This ain't a black issue about black rallies," said Rick Walls, a member of the Patriot Guard Riders who normally attends early May's Harley-Davidson spring rally. "This is a civil-rights issue for both colors."

A group of about 25 bikers, representing a half-dozen or so motorcycle clubs, parked their Harley cruisers and Japanese sport bikes together under a small stand of trees outside the Atlantic Beach Town Hall on Saturday afternoon to issue their message: May's rallies will go on.

"We are not going to lay down to the city of Myrtle Beach," said Hakim Harrell, an event promoter from Philadelphia. "Our message to the city of Myrtle Beach is, you should be thankful. These events helped build the city of Myrtle Beach."

The show of unity comes after many area governments, led by the city of Myrtle Beach, enacted new rules to limit the scope of May's two major motorcycle rallies - the 10-day Harley-Davidson spring rally, which attracts a mostly white crowd, and Memorial Day weekend's Atlantic Beach Bikefest, which is popularly known as Black Bike Week.

Saying that the two events' half-million visitors overwhelm the city, Myrtle Beach passed 15 new laws last fall, including helmet requirements and decibel limits, and it has a new Web site stating that this year the city "will no longer host motorcycle rallies." Horry County is debating restricting vendors, which nearby Surfside Beach banned outright for two years.

On Saturday, both groups touted the heritage of their rallies: The Harley rally is 69 years old, and the Atlantic Beach Bikefest began in 1980. John Glover, president of the Carolina Knight Riders club that started the Atlantic Beach event, said neither rally is Myrtle Beach's to end.

"Now they want to pull the plug on the bike rallies," Glover said. "I'd like everyone to know, there's more to the Grand Strand than Myrtle Beach."

In their promises to come to this year's rally, the bikers uniformly said they would avoid Myrtle Beach. To some degree, that is part of the city's goal, said Myrtle Beach city spokesman Mark Kruea in a phone call afterward.

"The city has said it doesn't want to be the focus of these rallies," Kruea said. "If these rallies go elsewhere, Myrtle Beach would be happy."

At the event, many of the motorcyclists said their good works and charity fundraisers during the rallies are ignored. Instead, Myrtle Beach city officials chose to blame violence and misbehavior by local teens and spectators along Ocean Boulevard on bikers, said Violet "Heels" Lucas of the Horry-Georgetown Bikers Association.

"A lot of the people on the Boulevard aren't bikers, but we're stigmatized by their reputation," said Lucas, noting that she doesn't visit Ocean Boulevard at all during rallies.

Myrtle Beach and bikers attempted to plan the rally together in years past, but the city spokesman said rally organizers were unwilling to shorten the rallies - leading to the city's new, harsher position against them. Individual bikers only spend a week or so at a time at the rallies, so they do not realize the events' cumulative effect, Kruea said.

"If we were talking about three or four days for each one, we probably wouldn't be having this conversation," he said. "We're talking about 20 straight days of motorcycle rallies, and that is too much for the city."

Although the event was held on the front lawn of Atlantic Beach Town Hall, none of the town's four elected officials were present, and the only town employee there was Police Chief Randy Rizzo. Mayor Retha Pierce has been hospitalized since feeling chest pains while waiting for a court hearing Thursday, but spokesman Mustafa Abdullah of Conway said at the event that Pierce supports the bikers.

Rizzo, who said he was not informed of the gathering beforehand, said he is waiting on the Atlantic Beach Town Council to give him some direction on this year's rally, so he can begin coordinating law enforcement with other agencies.

"Their decision is vital," Rizzo said. "They're going to have the bike rallies whether anybody sponsors it or not."

Representatives from Myrtle Beach are set to speak to the Atlantic Beach Town Council at their Monday night meeting about the Bikefest, town officials said. Contacted by phone, Councilman Donnell Thompson said he is waiting to hear their comments before he decides how to proceed.

"This is a time when we can work with our neighbors," Thompson said.

In years past, costly contracts with promoters and entertainers created deep debts the town has yet to climb out of, but in 2008, former town manager Charles Williams restricted the town's involvement to support for the officers in town, providing portable toilets and hiring cleanup crews afterward. Interim Town Manager Kenneth McIver said he will recommend the council continue that approach.

"From a financial standpoint, we don't have it to spend. We cannot do a lot," McIver said. "We just don't want to incur any more debt."

Thompson agreed that the town's spending should be minimal, unlike the lavish plans of the past.

"I don't think we should ever go in that direction again," Thompson said. "We shouldn't put the town out where we spend a bunch of money and don't know if it's going to come back in."

Iraqi election hints of troubles for Shiite giant

The biggest Shiite party in Iraq once appeared to hold all the political sway: control of the heartland, the backing of influential clerics and a foot in the government with ambitions to take full control.
But the days of wide-open horizons could be soon ending for the Supreme Islamic Iraqi Council, and replaced by important shifts that could be welcomed in Washington and scorned in Tehran.

The signs began to take shape today with hints of the voter mood from provincial elections.

The broad message - built on Iraqi media projections and post election interviews - was that the eventual results would punish religious-leaning factions such as the Supreme Council that are blamed for stoking sectarian violence, and reward secular parties seen capable of holding Iraq's relative calm.

The outcome of the provincial races will not directly effect Iraq's national policies or its balance between Washington's global power and Iran's regional muscle.
But Shiite political trends are critically important in Iraq, where majority Shiites now hold sway after the fall of Saddam Hussein's Sunni-dominated regime.

"There is a backlash from Iraqis against sectarian and religious politics," said Mustafa al-Ani, an Iraqi political analyst based in Dubai, United Arab Emirates.

Although official results from Saturday's provincial elections are likely still days away, the early outlines are humbling for The Supreme Council.
The group had been considered a linchpin in Iraqi politics as a junior partner in the government that had near seamless political control in the Shiite south.
Some forecasts point to widespread losses for the party across the main Shiite provinces.
The blows could include embarrassing stumbles in the key city of Basra and the spiritual center of Najaf - hailed as the future capital in the Supreme Council's dreams for an autonomous Shiite enclave.

In their place, the big election winners appear to be allies of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, according to projections and interviews with political figures who spoke on condition of anonymity because official results are not posted.

It's a vivid lesson in Iraq's fluid politics.
A year ago, al-Maliki looked to be sinking.
Shiite militiamen ruled cities such as Basra and parts of Baghdad and rockets were pouring into the protected Green Zone, which includes the U.S. Embassy and Iraq's parliament.

Al-Maliki - with apparent little advance coordination with the U.S. military - struck back.
An offensive broke the militia control in Basra and elsewhere in the south.
His reputation turned around.
And many voters appeared happy to reward his political backers in the elections for seats on provincial councils, which carry significant clout with authority over local business contracts, jobs and local security forces.
"Al-Maliki ended the militiamen's reign of terror," said Faisal Hamadi, 58, after voting in Basra. "For this he deserves our vote."

The Supreme Council, meanwhile, appeared to stagger under the weight of negative baggage.
It was accused of failing to deliver improvements to public services in the south.
Also, its deep ties to Iran began to rub against Iraqis' nationalist sentiments.
The Supreme Council's leader, Abdul Aziz al-Hakim, spent decades in Iran during Saddam's rule and was allowed an office-villa in downtown Tehran.
After Saddam's fall, the Supreme Council was Iran's main political conduit into Iraq even though the group also developed ties with Washington.
Iran now could face limits on its influence in the south with the Supreme Council forced into a coalition or second-tier status - and also confront resistance from a stronger al-Maliki government seeking to curb Tehran's inroads.

A Supreme Council lawmaker, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue, acknowledged the election mood was against them.
"We controlled most provinces in the south, so we were blamed for whatever went wrong there," he said.
"The elections gave us an indication of what will happen in the general election late this year," said the analyst al-Ani.
"Those who lost in this election have nearly a year to learn their lesson and change their strategy. They know now where the Iraqis stand."

Nationwide turnout in the election was 51 percent, said Faraj al-Haidari, chairman of the election commission.
The figure fell short of some optimistic predictions, but was overshadowed by a bigger achievement: no serious violence during the voting.
Turnout ranged from 40 percent in the Sunni-dominated Anbar province in western Iraq to 65 percent in the Salahuddin province, which includes the hometown of Saddam Hussein.
Final figures were not yet ready for the Baghdad area, but al-Haidari said initial reports placed it at about 40 percent.
Some unconfirmed reports placed the turnout even lower in the northern city of Mosul, which is considered the last urban foothold for al-Qaida in Iraq.

The timing of the election also could have hurt the Supreme Council, falling at the beginning of a major Shiite religious pilgrimage that may have left some backers unable to vote.
After the election results are known, the deal making begins.
Again, the Supreme Council could be left in the cold.
The political-militia movement of Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr has indicated it may be willing to strike deals with al-Makiki's allies on the councils.

It would be a startling turnabout.
Just last year, al-Sadr was denouncing the government as it joined American forces to dismantle his Mahdi Army's main enclave in Baghdad.
"We have no red lines when it comes to al-Maliki's coalition," said Ayed al-Mayahi, al-Sadr's chief representative in Basra.
"We are looking ahead and will not be shackled by what happened in the past."

Interesting Tidbit

Found a couple of interesting tidbits among some of the 'advise' columns out there:

Question: Last week, I developed a nosebleed that would not quit. After a couple of days, I went to an ear, nose and throat specialist. Even after following his advice, though, the nosebleed persisted.

After five days, I was finally fed up and checked your book for home remedies. I found your suggestion to drop a bunch of keys down the back of my neck. To my amazement, the nosebleed stopped within a few minutes and has not returned.

Answer: We cannot explain it, but we have heard that this home remedy can resolve a nosebleed quickly.

Question: One of your readers asked for advice regarding constipation caused by Fosamax and Lipitor. I was surprised you did not mention taking Metamucil to help with constipation.

I have had to follow that regimen for more than 30 years, taking 3 teaspoonfuls daily. Please pass this information on.

Answer: Psyllium, the active ingredient in Metamucil and similar products, works well to counteract constipation. It also can help lower cholesterol.

Psyllium must not be taken at the same time as Fosamax or Lipitor, however. It might interfere with the absorption and thus the effectiveness of these drugs.

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Never thought of keys down the back of the neck for a nose bleed.

Thankfully, I have no real need for the advise in the second question - my cholesterol is low/normal in the first place and constipation hasn't been a problem to date ... KOW (knock on wood).

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Audiences love 'Paul Blart'

Security guards? Not so much ...

Much like its goofy titular character, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" has defied expectations.

The slapstick comedy, which cost a mere $26 million to produce, is speeding toward the $100 million mark following back-to-back weekends atop the box office.
Could this surprise success signal the arrival of Kevin James in Hollywood's stable of bankable leading comedic actors?

For nine seasons, James served as the lovable master of ceremonies on the CBS sitcom "The King of Queens."
Now, audiences have been filling movie theaters to see 43-year-old James as Paul Blart, a hypoglycemic single father who takes his security-guard job at the West Orange Pavilion Mall in New Jersey way too seriously.

To be sure, exactly what's been drawing audiences to James' first lead role could have nothing to do with James.
It' s not as if moviegoers were overwhelmed with fresh choices in mid-January, typically a dumping ground for studios; and the theory goes that lighter fare plays best in downbeat times.

Whatever the reason, there's at least one group that doesn't love "Paul Blart": real security guards.

For starters, they say the phrase "mall cop" is nearly as demeaning as the dreaded "rent-a-cop" moniker.
"I think it reinforces a stereotype the security industry has been working on dispelling for years," said Bob Zalud, editor of Security magazine.
"These good folks are trained rather well, in terms of hours accumulated. It would seem, in some ways, we're still fighting a perception that they are less than fully trained or just adequate at their jobs."

Bud Bradley, operations vice president of AlliedBarton Security Services, which provides security services across the country to - among other places - retail malls, said he was concerned about the portrayal of mall security officers as wannabe cops in "Paul Blart," but he acknowledged he thought the movie was funny - although not very realistic.

"Our challenges with security officers is making sure they perform up to expectations and their level of authority," said Bradley.
"In the movie, Paul Blart takes on a role where he gets involved in a criminal matter. At that point, our officers would know to stand down, step back and allow the law enforcement to take over."

James himself said he hopes children learn to appreciate the Paul Blarts of the world from the PG-rated film.
"I hope they respect mall cops, is what I hope, really," James said while promoting the movie. "You know, what I've experienced and I see is that they just get abused, these mall police officers. I can't even call them police officers because they're not real police. That's their job, when the going gets tough, to call the real police."

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Nah, Kevin they'll always be 'Barney Fife's, Rent-A-Cops, etc.' and will never be 'respected' or even acknowledged by 99.99% of the public ... and that .01% - that's other 'Mall Cops'.
They are and will forever be a joke. Hence the appeal of the movie - it is more respectful to laugh at a movie screen than to laugh in their faces. It won't stop us laughing in their faces but it is more respectful.