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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Bankers say 'we can't possibly afford NYC on a mere $500K/year'

Proverbial Wisdom

Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.

American Indian Proverb.

And I Quote

It's not the people who are in prison that worry me.
It's the people who aren't.


~ Arthur Gore

Healthy Heart Tips for a Bad Economy

The economic news is enough to weaken anyone's heart, and it sometimes does with people feeling stressed, eating poorly and cutting out workouts while trying to make ends meet.

"We've seen an increase in patients complaining about heart palpitations, anxiety and stress over the past months," Karol Watson, an associate professor of cardiology at the David Geffen School of Medicine at University of California, Los Angeles, said in a news release issued by the school. "Much of heart disease can be prevented. That's why it is so important to follow a healthy lifestyle and to control your cardiovascular risk factors."

UCLA cardiologists offer these tips for adults and children in these tough economic times:

  • Eat better; exercise more. Eat a healthy diet, including five servings of fruits and vegetables every day. By cooking simple fresh foods at home, rather than indulging in restaurant fare or fast foods, you can save money and your health. Maintaining a good diet and exercise program -- even if it's just 30 minutes of walking around the neighborhood -- helps you prevent obesity, which adds to the risk of heart attacks, heart failure and diabetes.
  • Don't skimp on health care. Putting off doctor visits, especially when you have symptoms, hurts your health more in the long run, as does skipping medications or splitting pills to cut costs. Maintain regular checkups. Look at pharmaceutical company prescription programs if medication costs are a concern for you.
  • Stop smoking and avoid secondhand smoke. Smoking is an expensive habit that greatly increases your risk of cardiovascular problems. Quitting smoking quickly reduces the risk to your heart.
  • Reduce stress. Find a positive outlet -- such as exercise, meditation or the company of others -- to ease stress and improve your health.
  • Maintain healthy cholesterol levels. Get your levels checked and talk to your physician about the best plan of action to keep your LDL ("bad") cholesterol levels low and your HDL ("good") cholesterol levels high.
  • Check your blood pressure. Hypertension is called the "silent killer," because it exhibits few warning signs. Today, several effective treatments are available for high blood pressure. If your blood pressure is normal, maintain it with a healthy lifestyle.

The American Heart Association has more about maintaining a heart healthy lifestyle.

Deadliest-ever Australian wildfires

Damn!

Entire towns have been razed by wildfires raging through southeastern Australia, burning people in their homes and cars in the deadliest blaze in the country's history.
The number of dead stand at 128, as of this post.
A grim toll that rose almost by the hour as officials reached further into the fire zone.
Searing temperatures and wind blasts created a firestorm that swept across a swath of the country's Victoria state, where at least 750 homes were destroyed and all of the victims died.

"Hell in all its fury has visited the good people of Victoria," Prime Minister Kevin Rudd said.
"It's an appalling tragedy for the nation."
If any of the deadly fires were deliberately lit, "There are no words to describe it other than mass murder," he said.
The skies rained ash and trees exploded in the inferno, witnesses said, as temperatures of up 117 F combined with blasting winds to create furnace-like conditions.

The town of Marysville and several hamlets in the Kinglake district, both about 50 miles north of Melbourne, are virtually destroyed.
At Marysville, a winter tourism town that was home to about 800 people, up to 90 percent of buildings were in ruins, witnesses said.
Police said two people died there.
Marysville is no more," Senior Constable Brian Cross said as he manned a checkpoint Sunday on a road leading into the town.

*****

I say it again, Damn!

Unusual Celebrations and Holidays

You know there might just be something to that horoscope thing after all?

Mine today said it's all about the money and today is Laugh and Get Rich Day.

Makes you, wonder????

As of this moment ...

4239 Brave men and women will not be returning from Iraq
ALIVE
and
573 Brave men and women will not be returning from Afghanistan
ALIVE

Support OUR Troops ... Bring Them HOME, Now!

Daily Funny

The wife has kicked me out for cheating.
A bit of an over-reaction, I thought - we were only playing Monopoly.

All the words in the English language


The Animaniacs

Olbermann Eviscerates Cheney


Olbermann Eviscerates Cheney

Neocon Whoppers

Be sure to check this one out!

Fire and Rain

The fires burning in Australia in the south and the unending rain in the north really need to get together and cancel each other out as it were.

From ABC Melbourne:
Marysville north of Melbourne has been all but wiped off the map and ambulance authorities say there are not enough vehicles to reach all the injured in nearby Kinglake, a town which is also feared to have been destroyed.
More details at ABC Melbourne

This is not a good time for the folks Down Under.

Ann Coulter is being probed ...

... For fraud! I know, I know you had visions of other 'probing', but hey, we get what we get.

From the New York Daily News:
Following our January 11th column, Connecticut’s elections enforcement commission is making a “thorough investigation” of whether the conservative pundit broke the law by voting in the nutmeg state while living in New York City.
Read the rest in the New York Daily News

Russian heavy industry gives up rubles

Russia's liquidity crisis is so bad that giant factories and regional governments are conducting commerce using barter - the ancient method of exchanging goods and services.

The ruble is in short supply, first because the government's bought up a ton of money to keep it from collapsing, and second, because there is so little confidence in banks that many people keep their savings in safe-deposit boxes or mattresses, rather than savings accounts.
Advertisements are beginning to appear in newspapers and online, like one that offered “2,500,000 rubles’ worth of premium underwear for any automobile,” and another promising “lumber in Krasnoyarsk for food or medicine.” A crane manufacturer in Yekaterinburg is paying its debtors with excavators...

The Hyundai factory in Taganrog, the southern seaport where Chekhov was born, rolled out a barter promotion on its Web site, offering to trade vehicles for “raw materials,” “high-tech equipment” or “other liquid goods, including finished products of various branches of industry.” Gleb Korotkov, a spokesman for the factory, said he could not be specific about what goods were meant, saying it was a “commercial secret.”

Barter deals seem to be spreading fastest in construction industries. Dmitri Smorodin, who runs a large St. Petersburg building firm, said he thought for two months before announcing in late January that he was willing to accept barter items — including food products — as payment for construction work.

Job-loss chart comparing previous and current recession


From the Speaker of the House's blog -- a chart showing the job-losses by month in the past two recessions (red=2001, blue=1991) against the current recession (that suicidal green line plunging to its death).

Holy Shit, Batman.

Sixity degree swing

It is 75 degrees Fahrenheit outside right now and only four days ago it was 15 degrees Fahrenheit.
No wonder everyone around here has a 'cold'.

It also beats the record high for the day set eighty-four years ago.

Print your own money

From TreeHugger as well:

How to Print Your Own Money, Build Community & Not Get Arrested by the Feds

berkshares being printed photo
photo: Jason Houston/Berkshares

I want anyone who’s got a joke on the tip of their tongue about ‘monopoly money’ to put it out of their mind. Printing your own local community currency is a perfectly legitimate thing to do—you can’t make your own local coins but bills are legal, at least in the US—and can be a great way to encourage shopping at local businesses. It doesn’t replace federal printed currency, but augments it by getting people to make the practical and symbolic gesture of supporting local businesses before national chains.

Think it’s tough to get started, to convince businesses to accept the currency and for people to attach value to it, you may be right. But here are a few examples of places which have taken their local monetary system into their own hands:

The article continues here.

Green or is it

From TreeHugger:

New Study Finds Corn-based Ethanol More Harmful Than Oil-based Gasoline

Corn Fuel Burning Vehicle Photo
Photo via: Silfverduk

Currently in the news, the producers of ethanol are pressing their thumbs to the government, asking them to overturn the 25-year rule limiting the mix of ethanol which can be added to gasoline from its current 10 percent to as much as 15 percent. In the meantime, the Agricultural Department is in discussions with the EPA on raising the current ethanol blend percentage in order to help protect the ethanol industry, which has been deemed a key contributor to the “new energy future”.

Okay, that sounds just great. But a recent study is warning that the corn-based ethanol produced in the US, may in fact be more harmful and costly than helpful and clean... (read on)

Article continues: New Study Finds Corn-based Ethanol More Harmful Than Oil-based Gasoline

Our Readers

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Duisburg, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany
Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh, India
Pulaski, Tennessee, United States
Tinley Park, Illinois, United States
Surabaya, Jawa Timur, Indonesia

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

It's all about money today.

Isn't it always?

Saturday, February 7, 2009

This snake could eat a cow!

More details about the giant fossil snake I posted about a few days ago

Fossils from northeastern Colombia reveal the biggest snake ever discovered: a behemoth that stretched 42 to 45 feet long, reaching more than 2,500 pounds.
"This thing weighs more than a bison and is longer than a city bus," enthused snake expert Jack Conrad of the American Museum of Natural History in New York, who was familiar with the find.
"It could easily eat something the size of a cow. A human would just be toast immediately."

"If it tried to enter my office to eat me, it would have a hard time squeezing through the door," paleontologist Jason Head of the University of Toronto Missisauga, said.
Actually, the beast probably munched on ancient relatives of crocodiles in its rainforest home some 58 million to 60 million years ago, he said.
Head is senior author of a report on the find in Thursday's issue of the journal Nature.
(The same issue carries another significant report from the distant past. Scientists said they'd found the oldest known evidence of animal life, remnants of steroids produced by sponges more than 635 million years ago in Oman.)

The discoverers of the snake named it Titanoboa cerrejonensis.
That means "titanic boa from Cerrejon," the region where it was found.While related to modern boa constrictors, it behaved more like an anaconda and spent almost all its time in the water, Head said.
It could slither on land as well as swim.

Conrad, who wasn't involved in the discovery, called the find "just unbelievable.... It mocks your preconceptions about how big a snake can get."
Titanoboa breaks the record for snake length by about 11 feet, surpassing a creature that lived about 40 million years ago in Egypt, Head said.
Among living snake species, the record holder is an individual python measured at about 30 feet long, which is some 12 to 15 feet shorter than typical Titanoboas, said study co-author Jonathan Bloch.

The beast was revealed in early 2007 at the University of Florida's Florida Museum of Natural History in Gainesville.
Bones collected at a huge open-pit coal mine in Colombia were being unpacked, said Bloch, the museum's curator of vertebrate paleontology.
Graduate students unwrapping the fossils "realized they were looking at the bones of a snake.
Not only a snake, but a really big snake."
So they quickly consulted the skeleton of a 17-foot anaconda for comparison.
A backbone from that creature is about the size of a silver dollar, Bloch said, while a backbone from Titanoboa is "the size of a large Florida grapefruit."

So far the scientists have found about 180 fossils of backbone and ribs that came from about two dozen individual snakes, and now they hope to go back to Colombia to find parts of the skull, Bloch said.

Titanoboa's size gives clues about its environment.
A snake's size is related to how warm its environment is.
The fossils suggest equatorial temperatures in its day were significantly warmer than they are now, during a time when the world as a whole was warmer.
So equatorial temperatures apparently rose along with the global levels, in contrast to the competing hypothesis that they would not go up much, Head noted.
"It's a leap" to apply the conditions of the past to modern climate change, Head said.
But given that, the finding still has "some potentially scary implications for what we're doing to the climate today," he said.
The finding suggest the equatorial regions will warm up along with the planet, he said.
"We won't have giant snakes, however, because we are removing most of their habitats by development and deforestation" in equatorial regions, he said.

56-year-old becomes 1st woman to swim Atlantic

Jennifer Figge pressed her toes into the Caribbean sand, exhilarated and exhausted as she touched land this week for the first time in almost a month.

Reaching a beach in Trinidad, she became the first woman on record to swim across the Atlantic Ocean - a dream she'd had since the early 1960s, when a stormy trans-Atlantic flight got her thinking she could don a life vest and swim the rest of the way if needed.

The 56-year-old left the Cape Verde Islands off Africa's western coast on Jan. 12, swimming about 2,100 miles through strong winds and waves of up to 30 feet.She now plans to swim from Trinidad to the British Virgin Islands, ending her odyssey at the Bitter End Yacht Club in late February.

As of this moment ...

4238 Brave men and women will not be returning from Iraq
ALIVE!

Car found in garage gets big bucks at auction



A car abandoned in a garage in Britain for half a century sold at an auction in Paris for euro3.4 million Friday.

The 1937 Bugatti Type 57S went on the block at Bonhams' Retromobile car show and sale in Paris.
It was sold on behalf of the family of its last owner, Dr Harold Carr.
The orthopedic surgeon drove the car for several years, but in the early 1960s it was parked in his garage in Gosforth, near Newcastle in northern England, where it remained for nearly 50 years until his death in 2007.

Bugatti once represented the height of motoring achievement.
The supercar was so ahead of its time it could go up to 130 mph when most other cars topped out about 50 mph.
This particular car is especially valuable because it was originally owned by Earl Howe, a prominent British race car driver, and because its original equipment is intact, so it can restored without relying on replacement parts.

Bonham's said a European collector bought the car.
The company founded in 1909 by Ettore Bugatti collapsed in the 1940s after a long string of racing victories.


We're on our way

Checking the numbers and Carolina Naturally is 752,492 places out of the number 1 spot as blogs are rated by Technorati.
We have an "Authority" rating of 7 while the numero uno has a rating of 29,914.

Those numbers might sound a bit disheartening, but in reality they aren't that bad.
Just a few days ago we had a rating of 1 and were well over double the number farther away from number one - in fact nearly triple.
In fact we moved up 300 or so places since last night.

At this pace we might become the number one blog sometime in the year 3010 give or take a few days.

Dying on the streets

As health care costs rise and medicaid rates lag behind, nursing and boarding homes are forcing out sick, elderly and frail residents in what advocates say is a growing trend

There is no official data exist on eviction counts, but discharge complaints have climbed to record highs.

Remember ... to paraphrase a damned good quotation - 'What ye do unto the least of these ye do also unto me'.

While this is from the christian text it is a far older philosophy ... one that most conveniently give lip service to or outright ignore completely and it always comes back to bite them in the end (yes, and that end as well)!

Read more about this here

Few crime victims helped by 2000 visa law

A 2000 federal law promised visas to illegal immigrants who were crime victims if they came out of the shadows to help police catch their attackers.
More than 13,000 people took the government's offer but so far only 65 - just 0.5 percent - have gotten their reward.

The figures, provided by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, outrage immigrant advocates.
They say the problem with the so-called "crime victim visa" has been twofold: The government took years to come up with rules, and now that they're in place many law enforcement agencies are reluctant to provide the required written support so victims can apply.

"There's no rational reason why it should take the federal government eight years to implement a law other than there's a callous disregard for the rights of crime victims Congress intended to benefit for cooperating with law enforcement," said Peter Schey, executive director of the Center for Human Rights and Constitutional Law in Los Angeles.

Lawmakers created the visa to encourage illegal immigrants to report crimes such as rape, torture and domestic violence without fear of deportation, and to help law enforcement crack down on violent crime.

It took more than six years (until 2007) for the agency to set the rules, although immigrants could apply before then and could stay in the U.S. if their cases appeared to fit the criteria.

The number of visas is capped at 10,000 per year.
According to the most recent statistics, only 85 had even been processed by the end of 2008 - 65 were approved and 20 denied.

Saturday Jam

This week's Saturday Jam includes:

Must Have Been Love

Roxette
Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To be Cowboys

The Highwaymen
(Johnny Cash, Kris Kristofferson, Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson)

Fire On The Mountain

The Marshall Tucker Band
(some good ol'Carolina Boys)

Atomic Dog

George Clinton
(another good ol'Carolina boy, by the way)

Fernando

ABBA
(performing on Spanish TV on the La Noche De Lina Morgan show)

Artist of famed Obama poster arrested in Boston

In a clear case of attempted intimidation by corporate interests and their lackeys the Boston police:

Police in Boston say the artist famous for his "Hope" posters of President Obama has been arrested on outstanding warrants.

Shepard Fairey was in Boston on Friday for his new exhibit at the Institute of Contemporary Art.

Police Officer James Kenneally says the department had January 24th warrants alleging the Los Angeles artist tagged property with graffiti.

Fairey's Obama image has been sold on thousands of stickers and posters. It is the subject of a copyright dispute with The Associated Press.

Fairey argues that his use of the AP photo is protected by "fair use," which allows exceptions to copyright laws.

*****

Just 'who' swore out the January 24th warrant (whose timing mirrors the AP copyright claims - how odd is that?!). That information should prove be every interesting when it is entered in the public record.

Robber offers crash victim hush money

Dumb Crook News:

In Stockton, California a suspected bank robber is behind bars after a woman whose car he hit during the getaway declined a share of the booty to keep quiet. According to investigators, a 46-year-old man walked into a branch of Bank of the West at noon Thursday and handed an employee a note demanding money.

Investigators said the man fled with the cash, but a few minutes later collided with another car. The driver told police that the man explained he had just robbed a bank and offered her a share of the take to keep quiet.

The woman called police. The man was arrested on suspicion of robbery.

*****

Crooks really are dumb.

Don't let the bedbugs bite

Well in Pennsylvania they are.

University has 21st case of bedbugs this year

Gannon University officials in Erie, Pennsylvania moved five students out of school apartments and into a hotel because of bedbugs, the 21st time this school year the nocturnal insect has been found in a campus dormitory or apartment.

The school had a bedbug outbreak in 2003 during which several students suffered bites from the bloodsucking insects and the rashes that result. The university thought it had the problem licked until the outbreaks began again this school year.

The university is having an exterminator spray the rooms and officials are laundering the students' clothes and bedding. The school said it had spent "hundreds of thousands" of dollars battling its bedbug problem.

*****

Man, Pennsylvania is having it rough - a firebug(s) in the east and bedbugs in the west!

Somebody must not like Pennsylvania too much right now.

Man reported for loud music accused of threats

Some people don't like music ...

Police said a Manchester, New Hampshire, man threatened to slit his neighbors' throats after they reported him for playing loud music. A 32-year-old man was charged with three counts of criminal threatening and two of criminal mischief after he admitted punching a hole in the neighbors' wall.

Police said they gave him a noise ticket early Friday, but the neighbors called officers back about a half hour later. Investigators said the man went to the neighbors' apartment to apologize, but things didn't work out well. The neighbors reported the man began yelling, pulled out a pocket knife and threatened to slit their throats.

Milkman delivered more than milk

A British prosecutor says an elderly milkman supplied customers with cannabis as well as bottles of milk.

Robert Holding, 72, delivered marijuana as he made his daily rounds in the town of Burnely, in northwestern England.

Prosecutor Sarah Statham said Friday that Holding offered the drug to elderly customers suffering from aches and pain. She says the customers left Holding notes on their doorsteps to order the drug.

According to Britain's dairy industry, around 1.5 million British homes have milk delivered by a milkman. Deliveries have declined over the last 20 years.

Holding pleaded guilty to supplying the drug and was given suspended jail sentence of 36 months.

President Obama's Weekly Address



REMARKS OF PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
WEEKLY ADDRESS
The White House
Saturday, February 7, 2009

Yesterday began with some devastating news with regard to our economic crisis. But I'm pleased to say it ended on a more positive note.

In the morning, we received yet another round of alarming employment figures – the worst in more than 30 years. Another 600,000 jobs were lost in January. We've now lost more than 3.6 million jobs since this recession began.

But by the evening, Democrats and Republicans came together in the Senate and responded appropriately to the urgency this moment demands.

In the midst of our greatest economic crisis since the Great Depression, the American people were hoping that Congress would begin to confront the great challenges we face. That was, after all, what last November's election was all about.

Legislation of such magnitude deserves the scrutiny that it's received over the last month, and it will receive more in the days to come. But we can't afford to make perfect the enemy of the absolutely necessary. The scale and scope of this plan is right. And the time for action is now.

Because if we don't move swiftly to put this plan in motion, our economic crisis could become a national catastrophe. Millions of Americans will lose their jobs, their homes, and their health care. Millions more will have to put their dreams on hold.

Let's be clear: We can't expect relief from the tired old theories that, in eight short years, doubled the national debt, threw our economy into a tailspin, and led us into this mess in the first place. We can't rely on a losing formula that offers only tax cuts as the answer to all our problems while ignoring our fundamental economic challenges – the crushing cost of health care or the inadequate state of so many schools; our addiction to foreign oil or our crumbling roads, bridges, and levees.

The American people know that our challenges are great. They don't expect Democratic solutions or Republican solutions – they expect American solutions.

From the beginning, this recovery plan has had at its core a simple idea: Let's put Americans to work doing the work America needs done. It will save or create more than 3 million jobs over the next two years, all across the country – 16,000 in Maine, nearly 80,000 in Indiana – almost all of them in the private sector, and all of them jobs that help us recover today, and prosper tomorrow.

Jobs that upgrade classrooms and laboratories in 10,000 schools nationwide – at least 485 in Florida alone – and train an army of teachers in math and science.

Jobs that modernize our health care system, not only saving us billions of dollars, but countless lives.

Jobs that construct a smart electric grid, connect every corner of the country to the information superhighway, double our capacity to generate renewable energy, and grow the economy of tomorrow.

Jobs that rebuild our crumbling roads, bridges and levees and dams, so that the tragedies of New Orleans and Minneapolis never happen again.

It includes immediate tax relief for our struggling middle class in places like Ohio, where 4.5 million workers will receive a tax cut of up to $1,000. It protects health insurance and provides unemployment insurance for those who've lost their jobs. And it helps our states and communities avoid painful tax hikes or layoffs for our teachers, nurses, and first responders.

That's what is at stake with this plan: putting Americans back to work, creating transformative economic change, and making a down payment on the American Dream that serves our children and our children's children for generations to come.

Americans across this country are struggling, and they are watching to see if we're equal to the task before us. Let's show them that we are. And let's do whatever it takes to keep the promise of America alive in our time.

Thank you.

The Britsh are coming ...

A hacked electronic highway sign in northwestern Texas carried an international message not seen much in centuries on this side of the pond.

The sign Friday briefly flashed: "OMG The British R coming. They R watching you."

KCBD-TV reports the electronic sign was in a construction area in southwest Lubbock.

The Texas Department of Transportation says the mobile sign belongs to a contractor.

A statement from Austin Bridge & Road says someone "with a questionable sense of humor" accessed the password on the message board.

The company says its portable sign that was hacked has since been removed, since a permanent exit sign has now been installed, and locks have been added to the portable version.

No word yet on the culprits.

Fifty tickets ... In One Day!

Folks, Elvis has left the vehicle.

A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations - all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.

Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving.

He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt.

Police said Barrett has a lengthy criminal history and his driver license was suspended.

*****

If he doesn't hold the record for the most tickets in one day I'd hate to see the one who does!?

There's a firebug in Pennsylvania

... as the 23rd arson of 2009 declared in the Coatesville area.

Investigators in southeastern Pennsylvania have declared the 23rd arson of the year in the urban region that includes the Philadelphia suburb of Coatesville.
Federal investigators say the latest blaze destroyed a mobile home just outside Coatesville late yesterday and they now say the blaze was arson.

The federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives says there have been 18 cases of arson in the city of Coatesville and five in the surrounding area since January 1, 2009.
There were 15 arson blazes in the city last year.Investigators have not made any arrests.

The Coatesville police chief announced Friday that a curfew now requires everyone under the age of 18 to be off the streets by 8 p.m.
The city's curfew had been 10 p.m

*****

I don't know if this is the work of a pyromaniac getting his jollies off on a massive scale or a professional burner working on some nefarious 'urban renewal' scheme for some vested interests - but it is a very dangerous game they are playing, either way.

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is Ballet Day for those of you that are interested.

Roll Over, Beethoven


The Animaniacs

It couldn't happen to a 'nicer' guy

Rupert Murdoch's News Corp (home of Faux News) has reported a $6.4-billion loss in the second quarter of its fiscal year and we are overjoyed that the purveyor of hate and lies is losing his money - let him lose all of it.

More details here.

Repugicans still at it

The repugicans are still trying to screw this country over. Have a look at what they are demanding to be cut from the stimulus package so that the economy is further recessed rather than turned around ...

Latest Cuts To The Stimulus Package: Head Start, Child Nutrition, Food Stamps, Public Transit

Recession exposes holes in jobless benefit system

The government safety net designed to protect laid-off workers from financial catastrophe is falling short, leaving nearly half the 11.6 million jobless Americans without unemployment benefits.

Read the rest here.

$9 Million ATM Scam

A global flashmob of ATM thieves netted $9 million in fraud against ATMs in 49 cities around the world.
The person in the photo is believed to be one of the "cashers," low-level players, in a scheme devised from some mastermind -- a dangerous computer hacker or hacking ring authorities fear could strike again.

Here's how it all came down, according to information from the FBI and law enforcement sources:

The computer system for a company called RBS WorldPay was hacked. One service of the company is the ability for employers to pay employees with the money going directly to a card, called payroll cards, a lot like a debit card that can be used in any ATM. The hacker was able to infiltrate the supposedly secure system and steal the information necessary to duplicate or clone people's ATM cards.

"We've never seen one this well coordinated," the FBI said.

Then shortly after midnight Eastern Time on November 8, 2008 the FBI believes that dozens of the so-called cashers were used in a coordinated attack of ATM machines around the world.

"Over 130 different ATM machines in 49 cities worldwide were accessed in a 30-minute period on November 8th," Agents Rice said. "So you can get an idea of the number of people involved in this and the scope of the operation."

And I Quote

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill.
Our antagonist is our helper.

~ Edmund Burke


And, boy, do they ever ... antagonize that is.

Our Readers

Some of today's readers are in:

Modling, Neiderosterreich, Austria
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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Be very careful what you say.

That is good advice and I always do.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Fire danger extreme in Australia

Maybe their fellows in the northern part of the country could send them some of their excess water?

*****

Crews battled to contain dozens of wildfires across southeastern Australia on Saturday as temperatures soared to record levels and officials warned conditions were perfect for a deadly inferno.

At least 40 fires were blazing in New South Wales state, and more burned in Victoria and South Australia.

Most were in parks and bush land away from residential areas.

Forecasters said a heat wave that has stewed millions of people in the southeast in the past two weeks would peak at the weekend with temperatures of up to 117 F.

Hot, dry winds would also blow across the region, creating conditions very similar to those that caused the 1983 wildfire tragedy known as Ash Wednesday that killed 75 people.

And I Quote

In order to achieve anything you must be brave enough to fail.

~ Kirk Douglas

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald


Gordon Lightfoot (live at 'the Soundstage' in 1979)

Items in the News

In Houston, school officials are bragging that they're treating teachers the same as they'd treat students -- having them prosecuted for drugs and prescription meds found in random searches of vehicles in school parking lots.
More details in the Houston Chronicle.

It's hard to comprehend it, but 19,000,000 American homes were vacant at the end of December - an all-time high.
More details at Bloomberg.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has undergone cancer surgery, and remains hospitalized.
She opposed the treasonous Bush v Gore decision in 2000, so she has the wishes of every true American for her speedy recovery.
More details at MSNBC News.

Actor James Whitmore dies of lung cancer

James Whitmore, the many-faceted character actor who delivered strong performances in movies, television and especially the theater with his popular one-man shows about Harry Truman, Will Rogers and Theodore Roosevelt, died today.
He was 87.

The Emmy- and Tony-winning actor was diagnosed with lung cancer the week before Thanksgiving and died this afternoon at his Malibu home,

His long-running "Give 'em Hell, Harry," tracing the life of the 33rd president, was released as a theatrical movie in 1975.
Whitmore was nominated for an Academy Award as best actor, marking the only time in Oscar history that an actor has been nominated for a film in which he was the only cast member.
His Teddy Roosevelt portrait, "Bully," was also converted into a movie.

He later became the TV pitchman for Miracle-Gro plant food, and used the product in his large vegetable garden at his Malibu home.

While not known for his politics, Whitmore was an early supporter of President Barack Obama.
He stumped for Obama during a 2007 rally at the Gibson Theatre at Universal Studios, telling the crowd that Obama had the wisdom "to deal with a very, very confused and complex country, and the world."
Whitmore also appeared in TV commercials in 2008 for the "First Freedom First" campaign, which advocates religious liberty and preserving the separation of church and state.

Cop News

From New Scientist:

And you are surprised, how?

This comes as a surprise to no one (with the exception of the shrubby that it was exposed).
The bush administration overpaid tens of billions of dollars for stocks and
other assets in its massive bailout last year of Wall Street banks and financial
institutions, a new study by a government watchdog says.
Read more here

Economic Meltdown Continues

Employers slashed another 598,000 jobs off of U.S. payrolls in January, taking the unemployment rate up to 7.6%, according to the latest government reading on the nation's battered labor market.
More at CNN

That doesn't show the true unemployment rate though. It does not count those who are completely discouraged from searching and those that are underemployed. The true unemployment stats are ranging upwards of 20%.

*****

The shrub's tax cuts really helped the economy ... that's for sure! Not!

Sami celebrate National Day

The Sami people of Europe's Arctic held their National Day today, with some gathering around bonfires and eating reindeer dishes to celebrate the survival of their ancient lifestyle over many efforts to assimilate it into mainstream culture.

The once-oppressed indigenous reindeer herders in northern Norway, Sweden, Finland and northwestern Russia began celebrating February 6th as their national day in 1993.

The date marks the first Sami national congress, when about 100 herders gathered in Trondheim, Norway, in 1917.

Norway's Crown Prince Haakon and Crown Princess Mette-Marit visited the Sami Parliament in the Arctic town of Karasjok, where temperatures were -20 Fahrenheit.

The royal palace also launched a Sami-language version of its Internet site today.

The Sami - also known as Lapps - settled with their reindeer herds some 9,000 years ago in Europe's Arctic, and now call themselves one nation of about 70,000 people spread across the four countries.

For generations, the Nordic ethnic majority sought to assimilate the Sami into the mainstream culture, by banning their language and culture, while Russian Sami were isolated by Iron Curtain for 70 years of Soviet rule.

Now Sami have their own parliaments, schools, newspapers and broadcasts in their own language.

Most Sami live modern lifestyles, and few still herd reindeer.

But throughout the Arctic today they turned out in colorful costumes, called Kofte, singing traditional yoik songs, and flying the Sami flag, to recall their roots.

In Finland, party guests in the Inari, 730 miles north of the capital, Helsinki, braved temperatures of -22 Fahrenheit as they stood outside near bonfires to eat traditional reindeer dishes.

In Sweden, Sami Nils Gustav Labba said his country's traditional herders are still "not that good" at celebrating compared to Norwegian Sami with their bigger events.

Eigthy-four children dead from teething formula

The number of deaths from a tainted Nigerian teething formula has more than doubled, with 84 children killed by the syrup that contained a thickening agent normally used in brake fluid and antifreeze, the Health Ministry said.

The victims have ranged in age from 2 months to 7 years old, the ministry said in a statement late yesterday.
It indicated that about 75 percent of the 111 children who had been sickened since the poisonous batch of My Pikin Baby Teething Mixture hit shelves in November have died.

"The death of any Nigerian child is a great loss to the nation," Health Minister Babatunde Oshotimehin said in the statement.
"The federal ministry of health sincerely regrets this painful incidence and sympathizes with the nation and the families directly affected."

Health officials said in early December that 34 children had died up to that point and that stores were returning their stocks of the formula meant to stop pain in teething children.
The Health Ministry statement didn't say if it believed all the tainted dosages had been returned.

Many bottles of the paracetemol-based formula were determined to contain a high concentration of diethylene glycol, commonly found in antifreeze and brake fluid.
Exposure can cause kidney and liver damage and may be fatal in large amounts.
The afflicted children were stricken with fever, convulsions, diarrhea and vomiting, and were unable to urinate after being given the product.

The deadly agent entered the production process for My Pikin Baby Teething Mixture when an official with the Lagos-based maker procured the tainted ingredient from an unregistered chemical dealer in a sprawling slum near the city's main dump, the National Agency for Food, Drug Administration and Control has said.
Several officials of the pharmaceutical maker, Barewa Pharmaceuticals Ltd., were under arrest along with several other suspects accused of helping provide the tainted ingredient.

The food and drug agency said the first sickened child was taken for treatment on November 19th of last year in Nigeria's far northern region.
Similar cases were documented in subsequent days in Nigeria's densely populated southwest, and investigators isolated the product as common to all the ailing children.
Health officials haven't said how many bottles of the bad formula were believed to have existed.

Officials say Barewa Pharmaceuticals appears to have been told it was purchasing propylene glycol, a normal ingredient in the teething formula.
They said that the pharmaceutical company had always bought that ingredient through approved channels before, but had turned to a new source for the ingredient used in the tainted batch.

Diethylene glycol is commonly found in antifreeze and brake fluid, and sometimes used illegally as a cheaper alternative to glycerin, which thickens toothpaste.
The contaminant has been implicated in poisoning cases around the world, including in Panama, where at least 116 people died after taking contaminated cough syrup, antihistamine tablets, calamine lotion and rash ointment made at a government laboratory.

*****

Remember, these people poisoning these products are the same type of people the repugicans fawn all over!

Will of the American people

Tired of his low approval ratings, the shrub called up the head of the CIA and said, "I want your very best agent over here first thing in the morning."

Moments later, a call went out to the Middle East, and the most gifted American agent was headed back to Washington.

The next morning, the agent was escorted into the Oval Office. The shrub said, "I hear you're the best in the business. I can't trust what my staff tells me.

So I want you to visit every state in the union, every major city. I want you to stay out on the road until you have an idea of what the vast majority of Americans would like to see happen in the Oval Office. Understand?"

The CIA agent responded affirmatively. He left the White House and wasn't heard from for nearly four months. Finally, he showed up early on a Saturday morning, and the shrub saw him immediately.

The shrub said, "Did you find out what an overwhelming majority of Americans want done here in this office?"

"Yes, sir."

"Well, then, express the will of the people," the shrub ordered.

So the agent stood up, pulled out a gun, and shot him.

Draggin' The Line


Tommy James (live)

Liars and Fools

Today's Liars and Fools are:

AP misleadingly compares Obama's hiring of progressives at DoJ to the shrub's and cabal's illegal hiring practices

Off-hand character assassination, courtesy of the AP

Faux's Brick: Obama has us on the road not just to Socialism but Communism

Sessions (r-Texas): Taliban is 'a model' for how GOP can become an 'insurgency'

Ex-Veep Dick slithers over to Politico to lie, yell BOO! and blame Obama for future terrorist attacks

Gonzales lies (again) that U.S. Attorneys were not 'fired for political reasons'

McPain, still lying, makes false distinction between stimulus, spending

McPain claims FDR 'exacerbated the Great Depression'

McPain opposes recovery package because it has 'corporate giveaways' he once campaigned for

Media advances bizarre PR that the shrub's and cabal's policies kept U.S. safe

Parroting repugican talking point, CNN's Dobbs baselessly claims recovery bill provides $4 billion in funding for "so-called advocacy groups such as ACORN"

ABC's Gibson falsely claims "CBO says only 25 percent" of recovery bill "would get to people within a year"

Wall Street Journal's Fund falsely claims "Hong Kong has had a flat tax for over 50 years"

House of Lords damns British surveillance society

A report from the House of Lords on surveillance in the UK damns the widespread use of databases, CCTVs, and other incursions on personal freedom, noting, "privacy is an essential prerequisite to the exercise of individual freedom," and questioning whether CCTVs are useful in fighting crime, and whether local councils should be allowed to surveil people at all.
Lord Goodlad, the former Tory chief whip and committee chairman, said there could be no justification for this gradual but incessant creep towards every detail about an individual being recorded and pored over by the state.

"The huge rise in surveillance and data collection by the state and other organisations risks undermining the long-standing traditions of privacy and individual freedom which are vital for democracy," he said. "If the public are to trust that information about them is not being improperly used there should be much more openness about what data is collected, by whom and how it is used."

The constitution committee makes more than 40 recommendations to protect individual privacy, including the deletion of all profiles from the national DNA database except for those of convicted criminals and a call for the mandatory encryption of personal data held by public and private organisations that are legally obliged to hold it.

But the report is silent on proposals from Jacqui Smith, the home secretary, for a "superdatabase" tracking everybody's emails, calls, texts and internet use and from Jack Straw, the justice secretary, to lower barriers on the widespread sharing of personal data across the public sector.

Youth hostel in a jumbo jet

An old jumbo jet -- began its life with Singapore Airlines, then served Pan Am and Transjet -- was rusting in Arlanda airfield in Stockholm, so Oscar Diös bought it and turned it into an airport youth-hostel. Stockholm has a 'few' great hostels and some quite unusual ones, too.

In December 2007, Sigtuna authorities granted a building permit for establishing Jumbo Hostel at the entrance to Arlanda airport. In January 2008, the aircraft was moved to a construction site parking where the first phase of the conversion has begun with the dismantling of the old interior, new paint and new decorations for the rooms. 450 seats are taken out and the plane is sanitized in its entirety. The hostel is built like any house, subjected to the same demands on climate control and isolation. It adheres to all common energy standards. Heating is achieved with an air-air inverter.

Summer 2008 the plane was towed to its final destination at the entrance to Arlanda where it was placed on a concrete foundation with the landing gear secured in two steel cradles. Here, Jumbo Hostel are a spectacular landmark as a portal to Arlanda offering a view of the landing strip. No visitor to Arlanda will miss the new hostel!

UK university says sorry for excrement error

From the "You got to be sh_tting, me" Department:

A British university has apologized to a Ph.D. student for throwing away his treasured, seven-year collection of lizard dung.

Daniel Bennett told Times Higher Education magazine that he had collected the dung in the Philippines while studying the rare Butaan lizard, a relative of the Komodo dragon.
The material was to be studied as part of his doctoral research.

Bennett says the 77-pound bag was thrown away by cleaners at his lab at Leeds University in northern England.
He says the dung represented seven years' worth of field work, and its loss "left me reeling."

The university said Friday it had apologized.
Bennett says he rejected the university's compensation offer of 500 pounds and will "see them in court."

*****

Bit of a smelly situation there, wot?

Offer on eBay leads to guitar-theft suspects

Just like they thought they would ...

Police in northern New Jersey say they've plucked some suspects in a string of guitar thefts.
Investigators said that someone spotted an instrument on eBay that was stolen from a relative in Roselle Park.
The seller was a Lakewood business that had two other hot guitars but didn't know they were stolen.
Police used surveillance video from the business to identify an undisclosed number of suspects.

Roselle Park police Sgt. Manuel Jimenez says all are male juveniles from New Jersey.
The three guitars were stolen by five masked bandits who beat up two apartment residents before taking the guitars.
They are among several worth more than $11,000 stolen in Roselle Park, Summit and Montclair since November.

*****

Crooks are so dumb.

Twenty Five Things About Me

It's all the rage right now so here goes:

1. I am tall and broad shouldered
2. I am honest and speak the truth -even if you do not like it
3. I am a great chef
4. I am a poet
5. I am dead center politically - though I always err on the side of humans in lieu of corporations
6. I am an Archeologist
7. I am an ordained minister
8. I have several post graduate degrees
9. I am fluent in several languages
10. I am a 'great' grandfather as well as a great-grandfather
11. I prefer dogs to cats
12. I would rather be in the mountains
13. I am Scots (with a dash of Native American)
14. I am one of the last of a dying breed -a true Southern Gentleman
15. I believe in love at first sight - I've seen it happen
16. I am an omnivorous reader
17. I always defend 'the little guy'
18. I am a crack shot with rifle or hand gun
19. I sleep very little
20. I do not drink alcohol of any kind and never have
21. I do not smoke and never have
22. I do not use 'street' or OTC drugs and my doctor says getting me to use prescription drugs is akin to getting blood from a turnip.
23. I love tea - all kinds of tea
24. I love camping
25. I have many hobbies and interests

And that's about it.

Afghans face death over translation of Quran

No one knows who brought the book to the mosque, or at least no one dares say.
The pocket-size translation of the Quran has already landed six men in prison in Afghanistan and left two of them begging judges to spare their lives.
They're accused of modifying the Quran and their fate could be decided Sunday in court.

The trial illustrates what critics call the undue influence of hardline clerics in Afghanistan, a major hurdle as the country tries to establish a lawful society amid war and militant violence.
The book appeared among gifts left for the cleric at a major Kabul mosque after Friday prayers in September 2007.
It was a translation of the Quran into one of Afghanistan's languages, with a note giving permission to reprint the text as long as it was distributed for free.
Some of the men of the mosque said the book would be useful to Afghans who didn't know Arabic, so they took up a collection for printing.
The mosque's cleric asked Ahmad Ghaws Zalmai, a longtime friend, to get the books printed.

But as some of the 1,000 copies made their way to conservative Muslim clerics in Kabul, whispers began, then an outcry.
Many clerics rejected the book because it did not include the original Arabic verses alongside the translation.
It's a particularly sensitive detail for Muslims, who regard the Arabic Quran as words given directly by God.
A translation is not considered a Quran itself, and a mistranslation could warp God's word.

The clerics said Zalmai, a stocky 54-year-old spokesman for the attorney general, was trying to anoint himself as a prophet.
They said his book was trying to replace the Quran, not offer a simple translation.
Translated editions of the Quran abound in Kabul markets, but they include Arabic verses.

The country's powerful Islamic council issued an edict condemning the book.
"In all the mosques in Afghanistan, all the mullahs said, 'Zalmai is an infidel. He should be killed,'"
Zalmai recounted as he sat outside the chief judge's chambers waiting for a recent hearing.
Zalmai lost friends quickly.
He was condemned by colleagues and even by others involved in the book's printing.
A mob stoned his house one night, said his brother, Mahmood Ghaws.

Police arrested Zalmai as he was fleeing to Pakistan, along with three other men the government says were trying to help him escape.
The publisher and the mosque's cleric, who signed a letter endorsing the book, were also jailed.

There is no law in Afghanistan prohibiting the translation of the Quran.
But Zalmai is accused of violating Islamic Shariah law by modifying the Quran.
The courts in Afghanistan, an Islamic state, are empowered to apply Shariah law when there are no applicable existing statutes.
Afghanistan's court system is stacked against those accused of religious crimes.
Judges don't want to seem soft on potential heretics and lawyers don't want to be seen defending them, said Afzal Shurmach Nooristani, whose Afghan Legal Aid group is defending Zalmai.

The prosecutor wants the death penalty for Zalmai and the cleric, who have now spent more than a year in prison.
Sentences on religious infractions can be harsh.

In January 2008, a court sentenced a journalism student to death for blasphemy for asking questions about women's rights under Islam.
An appeals court reduced the sentence to 20 years in prison.
His lawyers appealed again and the case is pending.

In 2006, an Afghan man was sentenced to death for converting to Christianity.
He was later ruled insane and was given asylum in Italy.
Islamic leaders and the parliament accused President Hamid Karzai of being a puppet for the West for letting him live.

Nooristani, who is also defending the journalism student, said he and his colleagues have received death threats.
"The mullahs in the mosques have said whoever defends an infidel is an infidel," Nooristani said.
The legal aid organization, which usually represents impoverished defendants, is defending Zalmai because no one else would take the case.
"We went to all the lawyers and they said, 'We can't help you because all the mullahs are against you. If we defend you, the mullahs will say that we should be killed.' We went six months without a lawyer," Zalmai said outside the judge's chambers.

The publisher was originally sentenced to five years in prison.
Zalmai and the cleric were sentenced to 20, and now the prosecutor is demanding the death penalty for the two as a judge hears appeals.

Zalmai pleaded for forgiveness before a January hearing, saying he had assumed a stand-alone translation wasn't a problem."You can find these types of translations in Turkey, in Russia, in France, in Italy," he said.
When the chief judge later banged his gavel to silence shouting lawyers and nodded at Zalmai to explain himself, the defendant stood and chanted Quranic verses as proof that he was a devout Muslim who should be forgiven.

Shariah law is applied differently in Islamic states. Saudi Arabia claims the Quran as its constitution, while Malaysia has separate religious and secular courts.
But since there is no ultimate arbiter of religious questions in Afghanistan, judges must strike a balance between the country's laws and proclamations by clerics or the Islamic council, called the Ulema council.

*****

This is why religious nuts should never be allowed, period. Much less allowed to have any influence whatsoever.

Hey, Hey, My, My


Neil Young and Crazy Horse

More rain forecast for Australia's wet north

Water levels began to drop slightly across the vast flooded region of northern Australia on Friday, but a forecast of more heavy rain will stymie recovery and cleanup effort.

Queensland state Premier Anna Bligh visited the hardest-hit area and pledged 500,000 dollars to help northern towns recover, asking Australians to add their own contributions.

"The place is totally waterlogged, and we've got more very heavy rain appearing as I speak," Bligh told Australian Broadcasting Corporation radio after flying over the town of Ingham in a helicopter.

The Herbert River in Ingham dropped by 3 in the last 24 hours but could return to its Monday peak of 40 feet if the low pressure storm system off the coast dumps the expected 11+ inches on the town this weekend.

While overflowing rivers and heavy rainstorms are normal during northern Australia's November-to-April tropical cyclone season, the Bureau of Meteorology has predicted above-normal monsoonal activity this season.

The government said that storms since late December have caused an estimated $109 million dollars in damage.

More than 60 percent of Queensland is under water - 400,000 square miles, or twice the area of Spain.

Ingham has been hardest hit, with 2,900 homes damaged or flooded in a weekend storm and hundreds of people evacuated.

Our Readers

Today our readers have hailed from:

Monterrey, Neuvo Leon, Mexico
Sarpsborg, Ostford, Norway
Paso Robles, California, United States
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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

There's going to be competition.

Isn't there always

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Landlord unaware tenants were victims of massacre

From the "Yeah, and the moon is made of green cheese" Department:

The landlord of a California woman killed at a Christmas Eve party says it didn't realize she was dead when it asked her ex-husband to pay her late rent.

Alliance Residential Co. said Thursday that it would not pursue the outstanding balance on the home of Alice Ortiz and her son Michael.

It had told Ortiz's ex-husband, Carlos, to pay $1,655 in rent, plus penalties for not giving notice in vacating the home.

Alicia and Michael Ortiz and seven other family members were killed December 24, 2008 by a gunman dressed as Santa Claus.

He then burned the house and killed himself.Alliance says it was "unaware of the tragedy."

The company manages Broadstone Foothill Apartment Homes, where the Ortiz family lived in Upland.

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Almost forgot!

Today has been Liberace Day, by the way.

'Evangelists' stealing from homes

From the "This is why you never allow 'witnesses' in your door" Department:

Police in Nashville said two young burglars covered their intent by talking religion. Police arrested a 19-year-old and a 17-year-old and charged them with aggravated burglary. The Tennessean reported the teens were going through a neighborhood, knocking on doors while carrying church bulletins.

Police said if someone answered the door, one of the youths would talk about religion. If no one was home, the residence was burglarized.

But police said three homes in the area were burglarized, with electronic equipment stolen.

Authorities said they recovered stolen goods from a car the suspects were driving.

I am the Walrus


The Beatles

Science News

Mammoth remains found at California construction site

Workers digging at a downtown San Diego construction site have uncovered the prehistoric remains of an 8-foot-long mammoth.

A backhoe operator working at the Thomas Jefferson School of Law site unearthed a 20-foot-long tusk Wednesday.

School spokesman Chris Saunders says experts called in from the San Diego Natural History Museum uncovered the animal's skull and other bones.

Museum paleontologist Pat Sena says it's a "pretty important find" and that it's rare to find mammoth remains with such an intact skull, foot bones and tusk.

Full-sized mammoths, about 8 to 14 feet tall like elephants, became extinct around 10,000 years ago. But experts believe the specimen found this week dates back as far as a half-million years ago.

Man shows up drunk to serve intoxication sentence

From the "Does the term 'moron' mean anything to you?" Department:

Iowa Authorities say an Iowa City man may not have picked the best time to get loaded when he showed up drunk to serve a public intoxication sentence. Now he faces another charge.

Police say the 19-year-old showed up at the Johnson County Jail on Tuesday to serve his three-day sentence and officials smelled alcohol on his breath.

Court records say tests showed the man had a blood-alcohol content of 0.101 percent when he arrived at the jail.

A court date on the new charge hasn't been set.

Court records say the man pleaded guilty to public intoxication in May 2008 and was convicted of public intoxication second-offense last December.

Loopholes allow contaminated food to go unchecked

Lawmakers reacted angrily today when told that ...

food makers and state safety inspectors are allowed to keep tests results secret.

That keeps federal health officials in the dark even when products have been contaminated by salmonella or other dangerous bacteria.

Read more here

Mystery stink of New York revealed

The mysterious and coaxingly delicious smell of maple syrup that has been terrorizing New Yorkers for years, wafting about on its mysterious errands, has been run to ground.

It is fenugreek, emitted from a New Jersey perfume plant.
The first wave arrived in October 2005, drawing thousands of New Yorkers onto the streets for a lively debate. Was it maple syrup? Caramel? A freshly baked pie? But as quickly as it arrived, it had vanished. Then, last month, the smell returned.

Both times, the city’s police and 311 information lines were flooded with calls. Many feared bioterrorism cloaked in an pleasant aroma.

On Thursday, the city announced that the mystery had been solved. The source of the odor was a plant in North Bergen, N.J., which processes seeds of the herb fenugreek to produce fragrances.

Town can't declare inflatable rat a pest

AP Photo


Even a 10-foot inflatable rat has free speech rights in New Jersey, the state's Supreme Court ruled.

In a case that pitted an International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers union local against a central Jersey town, the high court ruled unanimously that the rodent is protected speech under the First Amendment.
"The township's elimination of an entire medium of expression without a readily available alternative renders the ordinance over broad," Justice John E. Wallace Jr. wrote for the court.

The super-sized rat, sitting on its hind legs and bearing fangs, is a national symbol used by organized labor to signal a labor dispute.
It had been blown up and displayed at a 2005 labor event in Lawrence Township until police enforced a law that bans banners, streamers and inflatable signs, except those announcing grand openings.

A labor official was fined $100 plus $33 court costs.

The event was staged by the union to protest low wages being paid to electricians by an out-of-area contractor.

An appeals court panel ruled in 2007 that the town could ban the big black rat and affirmed the labor official's fines.
The panel found the ordinance was content-neutral and was aimed at enhancing aesthetics and protecting public health and safety.
The union appealed. Its lawyers argued the law violates their right to free expression and suppresses protest.
The township claimed the union's use of the rat was a form of commercial speech, less deserving of First Amendment protections.

The state Supreme Court found that the law wasn't neutral, and therefore was unconstitutional.
It said an ordinance "that prohibits a union from displaying a rat balloon, while at the same time authorizing a similar display as part of a grand opening, is content-based."

Kentucky halts FEMA meals that use tainted peanuts

Kentucky officials say they've stopped distributing FEMA emergency meals for winter storm survivors that may contain recalled peanut butter.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency says some emergency meal kits for storm victims in Kentucky and Arkansas may include packets of peanut butter that are part of a national recall over possible salmonella contamination.

Kentucky officials said they have received no complaints about illnesses from the peanut butter but are advising people to discard any packets they've received.

Arkansas officials say they have located two trailers where the meals were stored and none of those had been handed out.

More than 1,000 items have been recalled in the salmonella outbreak that has sickened at least 550 people, eight of whom have died.

Watson and Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes asked: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".

Watson said "I see millions and millions of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Elementary, my dear Watson. Somebody stole our tent".

Geek Social Aptitude Test

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Take the Geek Social Aptitude Test and find out.

What's the difference?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish!

Daily Funny

An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Liars and Fools

In today's edition of Liars and Fools we bring you a classic from a liar and a fool.

O'relly claims to have been 'in combat' alluding to a military background and then does the backsliding two-step when he his immediately called on it by a telephoner caller - before he rudely hangs up on the caller and continues the backsliding two-step.

O'Really in the military? I think Not!

Salary Cap or no more money

President Obama drew the line and set a cap for executive salaries or no more bailout funds saing 'we're taking the air out of the golden parachutes'.

This is a great thing and long, long overdue. I would however would have liked to see the Cap set at 50K instead of the 500K - no executive is worth more than 50k a year ... none whatsoever.

In fact the BofA head douche-bag isn't worth 5k much less the in excess of 20Million he is currently getting - which if he wants more money than they have already gotten from the bailout (that they are using to give themselves bonuses and throw outrageous parties with while bilking the poor and working peopl out of every dime they can manage to) he will have to give up ... and this is only one version of the same story being played out in every 'financial institution' (and others) that has gotten bailout monies.

Even the repugs hate dimbulb ...

... yet he is their 'leader'?!

In further proof of how devoid of any concept of reality the repugicans are one finds this at The Daily Beast.

From The Daily Beast:
An october 24, 2008, poll conducted by the Democratic research firm Qreenberg-Quinlan-Rosner has Rush Limbaugh enjoying a public-approval rating of just 21 percent among likely voters, while 58 percent have “cold” feelings toward the right-wing radio-talk-show host. Limbaugh was the least popular of the all the political figures the firm polled. he polls seven points lower than Rev. Jeremiah “god damn America” Wright and eight points below former weather underground domestic terrorist William Ayers.

Limbaugh is so unpopular that only 44 percent of republican voters reported “warm” feelings toward him, ten points less than those who felt the same way about Limbaugh’s top competitor, Fox News’ Sean Hannity, and a full 20 points lower than Fox News itself.
They still don't get it, that they're a joke, do they?

It is all in the head

How about the new header?

I promise the 'curious puppy' and the 'patient bear' headers will be back for those that said they liked either one of those, but I have several I will be rotating on a irregular basis, so keep on reading Carolina Naturally and see what header I am showcasing.

We're at Fifty

Carolina Naturally had fifty thousand readers in the month of January.
Not too shabby, not too shabby at all.
Thank you.

Taking aim at governor Palin

An animal rights group is getting help from actress Ashley Judd in its campaign to try to stop Alaska's practice of killing wolves and bears from airplanes.

Judd appears in a new Internet video for Defenders of Wildlife, and targets not only the state's predator control program but also one of the program's chief supporters, governor Sarah Palin.

"It's time to stop Sarah Palin and stop this senseless savagery," Judd says in the video posted on a Web site operated by the political arm of the group, Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund.

Palin, the former repugican vice presidential candidate, countered that the program is scientifically based and an important tool to sustain moose and caribou populations for Alaska subsistence hunters.

*****

Yeah, Sarah and the moon is made of green cheese, too. Go bite a walrus's arse will, ya?!

Most-wanted Nazi died in Cairo in 1992

AP Photo


Documents have surfaced in Egypt showing the world's most-wanted Nazi war criminal, concentration camp doctor Aribert Heim, died in Cairo in 1992, Germany's ZDF television and The New York Times reported Wednesday.

The report said Heim was living under a pseudonym and had converted to Islam by the time of his death from intestinal cancer.
ZDF said that in a joint effort with the New York Times, it located a passport, application for a residence permit, bank slips, personal letters and medical papers - in all more than 100 documents - left behind by Heim in a briefcase in the hotel room where he lived under the name Tarek Hussein Farid.

Simon Wiesenthal Center head Nazi hunter Efraim Zuroff said he has not seen the documents and that while it seems that there is "definitely a strong possibility" they point to Heim's death in Cairo 16 years ago, they need to be examined by experts.
If it turns out to be true, however, he said that "the German police have a very important investigation on their hands in terms of prosecuting people who helped Aribert Heim escape justice."

He pointed out that Ruediger Heim has previously said that the only contact he had since his father went into hiding in 1962 were two notes that appeared in his family's mailbox, and that he had no idea if he was alive or dead.
"Ruediger has been lying," Zuroff said. "Either he is lying now or he was lying before, and he has a vested interest in this so anything he says has to be taken with a certain amount of skepticism and suspicion - and the most important thing is missing: the body. There's no grave, there's no corpse, there's no DNA tests."

Ruediger Heim refused to comment on the discrepancies in what he has said, or on the assertion that his father had died in 1992."The whole story is very emotional, and I'm not able to say anything at this time," he said.
ZDF reported that Heim was buried in a cemetery for the poor in Cairo, where graves are reused after several years "so that the chance of finding remains is unlikely."

Born June 28, 1914 in Radkersburg, Austria, Heim joined the local Nazi party in 1935, three years before Austria was bloodlessly annexed by Germany.
He later joined the Waffen SS and was assigned to Mauthausen, a concentration camp near Linz, Austria, as a camp doctor in October and November 1941.
While there, witnesses told investigators, he worked closely with SS pharmacist Erich Wasicky on such gruesome experiments as injecting various solutions into Jewish prisoners' hearts to see which killed them the fastest.

In 1961, German authorities were alerted that Heim was living in Baden-Baden and began an investigation, but when they finally went to arrest him in September 1962, they just missed him - he apparently had been tipped off.
Heim would be 94 today if still alive.

Heim fled through France and Spain before crossing into Morocco, and eventually settling in Egypt, ZDF and the Times reported, citing Ruediger Heim.
He lived in Cairo at the Kasr el Madina hotel for the 10 years leading up to his death, the report said.

Ruediger Heim told ZDF that he first visited his father in 1976, organizing the visit through his aunt and arranging to meet with him in a hotel.
"He recognized me right away," Heim recalled.
"It was a meeting of worlds. I was there for 14 days."
But, he said, he did not talk with his father about the allegations against him - largely because he said he wasn't fully aware of them himself.
"I didn't ask him 'how many people did you kill' because I didn't know, I didn't know any concrete details," he told ZDF.
"Later, on other visits, I got to know his life better."

The Tylenol Murders ... 25 Years on

The FBI announced Wednesday that it is working with Illinois state and local police to review evidence related to the 1982 Tylenol murders.

"This review was prompted, in part, by the recent 25th anniversary of this crime and the resulting publicity," the FBI said in a written statement.

"Further, given the many recent advances in forensic technology, it was only natural that a second look be taken at the case and recovered evidence."

The anniversary coincided with a number of tips to law enforcement agencies related to the crimes, the FBI said.

Agents searched the Cambridge, Massachusetts, house of James W. Lewis, Wednesday. He was convicted of sending an extortion note to Johnson & Johnson but denied having anything to do with the poisonings.

Lewis's wife LeAnn is listed as administrator of a Web design company called Cyberlewis.com. The Web site lists the company's address as the same address that authorities searched Wednesday.

On its Web site is posted a note that says, in part,

" ... I was villified (sic) globally as the Tylenol Man, accused of being the mass murderer who spiked Tylenol with cyanide in Chicago back in 1982, killing seven. Those grotesque accusations obviously were false, otherwise I could not be writing these words. After 25 years, the Tylenol murders remain unsolved. I have lived a long, bizarre life and I have seen a lot, yet I am literate and lucid enough to view and describe, compare and contrast hugely diverse worlds, cultures and topics, without a moment of boredom, all with an eye to professionalism, demographics and marketability plus ears and heart sensitive to good taste and victims' feelings."

FBI spokeswoman Gail Marcinkiewicz said two searches in Cambridge were under way "related to an ongoing investigation."

Criminal charges have not been filed in the seven Chicago-area killings, which occurred after Extra-Strength Tylenol capsules were laced with potassium cyanide in 1982.

The killings led to changes in packaging of over-the-counter drugs.

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