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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

A British biologist has landed a 55 stone stingray - the biggest freshwater fish ever caught using a rod.

Ian Welch Stingray:British biologist catches 55 stone, record-breaking stingray

Ian Welch spent 90 minutes tussling with the giant stingray and it took 13 grown men to heave it out of the water.

This fish measured 7ft long and 7ft wide, while its long sting measured 10ft.

It has smashed the previous record of 46 stone for a huge catfish caught in 2005.

Mr Welch, a freshwater biologist, had been visiting Thailand to help with a stingray tagging programme when he landed the fish on the Maeklong River.

The 45-year-old said he was nearly pulled over the side of the fishing boat when the specimen took his bait.

Read the rest here.

And for more animal stories click the link below


Or check out even more beginning with Freaky-Faced Fish Squirts Along in Indonesian Waters

And I Quote

"It takes a lot of nerve for a four-and-a half hour Oscar broadcast to give out an award for editing."

~ David Letterman

Veteran of the Psychic Wars


Blue Oyster Cult

And the difference is ...

Do you think one of the cabal's jerkwads would have done the same thing?

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The word is that Rahm Emanuel took time out last Saturday night to see The Wrestler at the E Street Cinema last night with a Secret Service Agent.

It was not a quiet night out.

The man sitting next to Rahm -- literally sharing an armrest with him -- had a seizure of some kind.

Rahm used some vulgarities to impress upon the movie theater staff -- who wanted to move the guy out of the movie theater so they could restart the film -- that they should wait until EMS got there.

Emanuel stayed and helped the man, until EMS arrived.

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In an answer to the opening question ... NO.

Did You Know ...

The bark of an older Redwood tree is fireproof.

Public to Feds: Help the regular people first

As President Obama outlines his priorities to a joint session of Congress tonight, Americans overwhelmingly support (83% in fact) new spending to help individuals — including creating jobs and rescuing struggling homeowners — but oppose bailouts for automakers and banks.

Just another proof that repugicans are out of touch with reality because they still insist on tax cuts and bailouts for the automakers and banks.

In the Headlines

On CNN's website they have a headline that boldly states:

"Poll: politicians trusted more than business leaders on economy."

While that may be true - it ain't saying much!

Subtopia: The Floating Labor Camps of the Now

Prison ships converted to guest worker housing

As unemployment in Britain spikes, anti-foreign labor sentiment is running high, and multinationals stand accused of violating their labor agreements by shipping in cheap workers from abroad. One employer is housing its guest workers on a former prison ship that serves as both cheap housing and protection from angry mobs.

They're floating labor camps, seabound slums, theoretically tolerable migrant housing “converted” out of old prison barges.

But, one can only wonder, what “converted” actually means here, and what defines "tolerable." By the sounds of it, perhaps a few locks have been taken off the doors, a few bars removed from the cabin (cell) windows, but essentially, from what I can tell, the rest is what you might still imagine.

All of which naturally conjures wretched images of slave ships from the colonial era swarming the coasts of the frontier, and begs some very basic questions here: what are the regulations around reusing or “converting” prison barges into suitable housing? What are the health standards that apply to such floating migrant camps? What constitutes appropriate compensation for their work? Are they protected by any certain safety guarantees? Is there any political agency to act on their behalf? How are these labor barges governed internationally if they operate as a sea-based entity, perhaps domiciled outside the boundaries of formal juridical sovereignty? I mean, I don't know. What is the oversight for this type of practice, if any?

Circuit City liquidator Great American Group boxing and selling broken gear

A couple, from Boston, bought a "television" for $1,100, but it turned out to be a box of shattered glass. They did not realize they were being sold this, because they were told not to open it until they got home. Investigators from a local news channel found that the store won't allow customers to check merchandise.
A spokesman for the liquidation group, Great American Group said, “We have signs posted indicating all sales are final,” and “Consumers are protected by the manufacturers warranty.”

But Samsung wouldn’t help Gina and Emilio, saying their TV was damaged, not defective, and not their concern.

“No one’s there to help us … we’re out $1,100,” Gina said.

Gina has appealed to her credit card company but so far Citizens Bank has not said whether it will help.

Under federal bankruptcy law, all sales are final even if you are not given what you paid for. On the other hand, this is exactly what chargebacks are for.

Not only is this going on but the 'closeout' percentages off are a lie - you can find the same items (undamaged, to boot) at other retailers not going out of business where their 'full' retail price is lower than Circuit City's 'liquidation' closeout discounted price.

Satisfaction


The Rolling Stones
(rare early film)

Bank of America quietly laying off employees

Trying to stay under the radar ... Sorry to tell you this, but t'ain't working McGee. We've got you in our sights ... BoA is firing more and more employees.

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Stepped-up layoffs appear to be under way at Charlotte's Bank of America.

Banking expert Tony Plath, who teaches at UNC-Charlotte, says he believes the bank is shedding 30 to 40 workers a week. He calls it trying to fly under the radar.

"What they are trying to do is avoid the headlines associated with the cuts," Plath said.

Wells Fargo, which acquired Wachovia, has said little about job cuts, but Bank of America announced in December that 35,000 jobs would be trimmed back. There has been no mass-layoff, but jobs have been disappearing almost weekly in each of the bank's divisions and they have spanned all levels from executives on down.

Mayor Pat McCrory, who met last week with Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis and Wells Fargo's John Stumpf in Washington, said he felt it was key to maintaining a close relationship now with both CEOs.

"Because I know how much the survival of the banks means to Charlotte and thousands and thousands of jobs," McCrory said.

Jobs that Plath believes could soon be lost.

"I'm afraid the trickle (of job losses) is turning into a little bit more of a stronger flow and this flow is going to turn into a fire hose before too many more weeks go by," Plath said.

McCrory, anticipating more job losses, says he is in touch almost weekly with bank officials.

"I am going to do everything I can to build a relationship with Bank of America and Wells Fargo to convince them that this is the place for the jobs," said McCrory.

Speaking of foods

Here are the:
Top Ten Foods of the 1980's
(as compiled by Serious Eats)

10. Jawbreakers

Like spicy food, these dangerous, choke-inducing spheres inspired serious candy egos. Can you handle it? No, seriously, can you? And they came in a slew of sizes, depending on your tolerance. "Oh snap, he has the mega-breaker!"

9. The California Raisins

When the dried-fruit world creates their own pop sensation, big things happen. Shriveled-up grapes can become Motown rock stars! Maybe prunes were never in the right place at the right time, but raisins definitely were.

8. Cool Ranch Doritos


Before the 100-cal-packified era, the most popular snack in the Circle K was a turquoise-flecked triangular chip. With actual fat!

7. Tri-Color Pasta Salad

Pasta salads were hot in the '80s, especially in elbow, wagon wheel, and squiggly shapes, and shades of peach, pistachio, and normal-off-white-noodle. Toss them with canned olives and powdered salad dressing, and you were the most popular person at the potluck.

6. Orange Julius


Why don't Orange Julius stands exist anymore? Due to a corporate merger, they can actually be found in select Dairy Queens, seven of these are hiding in Singapore.

5. Equal


The first aspartame pixie dust sold to consumers, Equal may keep your thighs right for bike-shorts, but we worry about what its evil toxins will do to the rest of you. Maybe consumers weren't aware of the health risks in the '80s, but even now, it's so easy to justify that one little blue package. Especially in baby blue. Baby blue would never hurt us.

4. Artificially Flavored Fruit Snacks

Did you have one of the cool moms who bought you Fruit by the Foot, Gushers, or Fruit Roll-Ups? Mine didn't (she opted for real fruit) and is still paying the therapist bills.

3. Tab Cola


Tab, are you really just Diet Coke hiding in a fuchsia can? Why do you creep up on weird corners of grocery aisles? Since this soda catered to "beautiful people," Tab ran commercials where the sleek can made waifish girls irresistible to hot guys.

2. Lean Cuisine


It was the dawn of a low-fat gastronomical revolution. Scientists realized they could create "healthy" chicken teriyaki meals from sodium phosphates, modified cornstarch, high-fructose corn syrup, and caramel color. Launched in 1981, the zappable Lean Cuisines started with ten options; they now offer more than 100.

1. Capri Sun


Straw-stabbing styles got very personal with Capri Sun -- at the pouch's belly (risking a waterfall effect), at the bottom (for tricky upside-down enjoyment), or at the designated spot (for purists). Just don't stab straight through to the other side. Flavors more or less tasted the same -- a fruity "tropical" punch, with or without added kiwi strawberry syrups. First trademarked in Germany in the '50s, the pouches later became huge at soccer games and school lunches.

The Top Foods People Love or Hate

Certain foods are as polarizing as hometown sports teams and politics.
The folks at Serious Eats, have put together a list of eleven love-or-hate foods.
Why, eleven, I don't know.
If you love them, be proud.
If you hate them, be proud, too.
They've even included a recipe highlighting each controversial flavor.

1. White Chocolate: The "chocolate" part trips people up. It's really just a sweet confection (no cocoa involved). Moving on from terminology, when good, it's creamy and vanilla-y, but like "normal" chocolate, when bad, it's just waxy calories.
Recipe for white chocolate bark with fresh mint, almonds, and dried berries

2. Cilantro: Soapy, rotten, or just plain vile are popular complaints from cilantro haters. Did you know Julia Child hated the leafy herb? But behavioral neuroscientists would argue that America's food darling had no control. It's all about genetics. Studies have linked liking cilantro to being able to detect the "pleasing" chemicals in the leaf.
Recipe for white beans and cilantro

3. Eggplant: For some, it's an old purple sponge and others, the soft-firm texture is what makes a veggie sandwich or an Italian pasta dish. Raw is never good, but fried, grilled, or roasted (always doused with gobs of olive oil), eggplant deserves another chance. Or, the vegetarian sponge will always make you nauseous -- and the roof of your mouth mysteriously itch.
Recipe for eggplant lamb lavash wrap

4. Coconut: The smell in shampoo and sunblock is one thing. But the sawdust-like shreds of real coconut can mean chewing and chewing forever until you eventually swallow the darn lump. Sprinkled on pies, cakes, and chicken, coconut either adds a mild tropical zing or a vile, never-ending chewing party. That's when it comes out that a lot of coconut haters don't even know about young fresh coconut which is as soft as a Hawaiian baby's bottom.
Recipe for coconut domes

5. Tomato: This one really comes down to texture. Slimy and gritty is never good for the tomato world. The cooked, soft version brings in a few fans. Others are only in it for the vine-picked version during their peak season in August (cut to romantic images of Italian countrysides). Others can only bear them on pizza or completely masked inside ketchup.
Recipe for marinated tomatoes with linguine

6. Anchovies: Cat food or human food? A small whiff can make you seasick or have you loading them on pizza and Caesar salads. Whether fresh or in flat metal cans, the salty little fish has some so obsessed, they'll eat the bones.
Recipe for roasted sardines with bread crumbs, garlic, and mint

7. Black licorice: Even the red licorice-tolerant may draw the line here. Black licorice gum, jelly beans, tea, Good n' Plentys, and Jägermeister—get it out. Along with any herb, like anise or fennel, that resembles the flavor. Out. Lovers say it's an acquired taste, but I think the little kids have it straight here. Not a real candy.
Recipe for baked fennel with prosciutto

8. Stinky cheeses: If this smell came from something else (a shoe or dog), I might take issue, but knowing it's from a dairy gob, growing moldy in a controlled environment, I'm fine with the pungent aroma. When others sniff Gorgonzola or Roquefort, they're convinced that feet or laundry were actually involved.
Recipe for tortellini with Gorgonzola cream sauce

9. Mayo: Whether Hellmann's or even Miracle Whip, does the creamy off-white slime strip the taste off food or magically make anything better? Haters have been told to try it homemade, but for many, this won't make a tuna or egg salad look any less scary.
Recipe for avocado mayonnaise

10. Bell Pepper: To some, all those colorful strips are a mouthful of crisp freshness. To others, they're the backseat driver of vegetables. On a pizza or in pasta, they're supposed to be one of many veggie passengers, but no. The bell pepper's always got to be the loud guy telling your taste buds where to go -- and green, he's the loudest. Green is actually unripened, picked from the vine before its more sweet (and edible) brethren.
Recipe for angel hair pasta with red pepper pesto and basil

11. Beets: Despite all my white T-shirts you have stained purple, I still love you, beets. People fear you from an early age, but roasted or pickled, you take on a whole new form. The other camp thinks that the beet smell is such a toss-up between ick and gross and that the beet taste is so much like a metallic vitamin that it's just not meant to be.
Recipe for roasted beet salad

Auction fetches record price for Matisse

A painting by Henri Matisse sold for $41.1 million, yesterday — a record auction price for a work by the artist — at an art sale from the estate of Yves Saint Laurent, the auction house Christie's said.

The sale came at the start of a three-day Paris auction of art from the collection of the late French fashion designer that some are calling "the sale of the century."

Read the rest here.

Market News

A couple of items in the Market News:

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Surrey, British Columbia, Canada
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Beijing, Beijing, China
Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Essen, Nordrhein-Westfaln, Germany
Munich, Bayern, Germany
Leicester, England, United Kingdom
Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
London, England, United Kingdom
Brussels, Brussels Hoofdstedeluk Gewest, Belgium
Lille, Nord-Pas-De-Calais, France
Medan, Sumatera Utara, Indonesia
Oldham, England, United Kingdom
Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Heerlen, Limburg, Netherlands
Linz, Oberosterreich, Austria
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia

as well as Hungary, Serbia and Montenegro, Switzerland, Turkey, New Zealand, Norway

and

46 of the 50 states of the United States.

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You have a calmness about you that people love to feed off of. Share it generously.

I always do.

(Of course that calmness is a shock to those that are perpetually angry and accuse everyone else of their own foibles.)

Monday, February 23, 2009

Are elephants afraid of mice?


Mythbusters

Are elephants afraid of mice?
We finally get the answer to that question ... or do, we?!

Nudity, talc and twitching pigs?

It must be Glasgow's National Review of Live Art.

Read all about it here.

Now, who said we Scots are a dour bunch!?

Model banned from boxing due to breast implants

A former model who wanted to become the first woman boxer to represent Britain at the Olympics has been barred from the ring - because she has breast implants.

Sarah Blewden: Model barred from boxing due to breast implants
Sarah Blewden from Poole, Dorset, who runs a hair salon, said that the decision was 'ridiculous' Photo: BNPS

Sarah Blewden, 25, took up the sport two years ago to keep fit and hoped to enter competitive bouts after discovering she had a natural talent.

But the Amateur Boxing Association of England (ABAE) turned down her application on the grounds that the breast enlargement she underwent in 2003 put her at greater health risk.

"International rules forbid anyone with breast implants continuing to box because of risk of damage to the breast tissue," said Tony Attwood, chairman of the ABAE.

Read the rest here.

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I dunno, if she wants to box, then let her. Depending on which type of implants she has it might be more harmfull to her opponents if they land a solid hit on a hard implant and shatter their fingers!

And I Quote

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.

~ Will Rogers

Weasel Stop


Foghorn Leghorn from 1956

A meeting of Polar and Political minds

Policymakers met polar explorers at the Troll Research Station on the boundless ice of Antarctica Monday as a U.S.-Norwegian scientific expedition came in from the cold to report on the continent's ice sheets, a potential source for a catastrophic "big melt" from global warming.

"Our preliminary finding is that there's a slight warming trend in East Antarctica," American glaciologist Ted Scambos told the group of visiting environment ministers.

Read the rest here.

Real Time


Bill Maher's opening monologue from the first show of the new season.

Reality Check: Crunching the numbers

Found this over at BartCop:

See what happens when you list the facts?

In typical repugican fashion ...

Repugs Fighting For Money From Stimulus They Opposed


From the Huffington Post:

House Republicans, as a group, may take great pride in the goose egg they offered Obama's stimulus package.

But now the unanimous opposition is struggling to bring that money home.

Republicans will be working hard to make sure the money they opposed ends up benefiting their home districts, highlighting the political tightrope they walk in this economic crisis.

The DCCC is watching House Republicans
-- and reading local media -- closely and will highlight any happy talk about a stimulus Republicans voted against.

Read the rest here.

Norwegian Wood


The Beatles
(rare home movies)

Suburban gold-selling parties

The LA Times' Tiffany Hsu reports on people who host Tupperware-style parties where cash strapped people bring their gold jewelry to a house and sell it to an assayer who rakes in a 35% take on the house.
The party Geivet attended at the Aliso Viejo home of Mary-Margaret Fincher is a twist on the old suburban Tupperware party. Here, however, it's the guests who do the selling.

Erin Stevenson, who organized the party through her group My Gold Party CA, appraised the jewelry with assistant Richard Bartoletti as guests debated whether to wear heels or flats during pregnancy.

To test the gold, Stevenson shaved off small flecks with a whirring Dremel tool, blanketing the dark wood of the dining table with a luminous sheen. Later, while Bartoletti peered through a magnifier attached to his eyeglasses, looking for karat stamps on the jewelry, Stevenson weeded out gold impostors with magnets and a special acidic gel.

Fincher, 34, said the parties were popular in her hometown of Atlanta. As the host she gets 10% of what is paid out -- which this night was $4,000. One woman walked away with a $1,836.88 check.

Stevenson pays about 65% of the market value, which works out to $5.56 for a gram of 8-karat gold, rising to $15.47 a gram for 22k. She then sells the gold to a refiner for a price just under the market trading price.

He says one thing and then does another ...

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has agreed to increase unemployment benefits in the state by $25 a week using part of the federal stimulus package.

Employment Security Commission Executive Director Ted Halley said Monday the Republican governor agreed to an extension of the benefits Friday. Halley says details of adding the cash to unemployment checks are being worked out.

Sanford spokesman Joel Sawyer confirmed the governor approved the increase.

Sanford has railed against bailouts but has never said he would refuse taking federal money. He says the stimulus will only drive the country deeper into debt.

But South Carolina has one of the nation's highest unemployment rates. Jobless claims have bankrupted the state's fund for unemployment benefits.

Dinosaur's Digestion Reveals Changing Climate

Proof that climate change is real and has happened before ...

Leonardo, a duck-billed vegetarian hadrosaur, evolved in a time of stress to planet Earth. Paleontologist Robert Bakker takes you on a journey through the guts of Leonardo, an exceptionally well-preserved dinosaur fossil.

Check out this video of Leonardo.

Environmental News

From New Scientist:

Ancient civilizations may have given us a carbon boost

Can we thank past civilizations for the way tropical rainforests are soaking up our carbon pollution? A new analysis of tree growth and death in 79 plots across tropical Africa finds that every hectare is soaking up an average 0.6 tonnes of carbon from the air per year.

The findings of the international study, reported by Simon Lewis of the University of Leeds, UK, mirror past discoveries of the huge carbon-absorbing ability of the Amazon rainforest. Together, they confirm estimates from atmospheric chemists that natural tropical forests absorb about a fifth of our carbon emissions.

The researchers followed the growth of some 250,000 trees over 40 years. After allowing for trees that died, they estimate that African tropical forests are absorbing a total of 340 million tonnes of carbon a year.

This huge "carbon sink" in the tropical rainforests roughly counterbalances releases from mankind's destruction of tropical rainforests by burning, logging and clearing. Though, as IPCC scientist Chris Field of Stanford University warned at the American Association for the Advancement of Science conference in Chicago at the weekend (see our updates from the conference), they could soon be swamped by carbon releases from raging fires in the forests as a result of climate change.

But what caused the sink? Mature forests should be carbon-neutral in theory, releasing as much as they absorb. Helene Muller-Landau of the Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute in Panama, suggests the forests could still be regrowing after partial destruction by past civilisations, such as pre-Columbian Amazon cities and ancient African iron-making societies. They are, she says, "far from being pristine wildernesses."

But Lewis thinks the similar results from both forests suggest a global influence - "probably the fertilising effect of the rising levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere".

More Science News

In other science news today, we get all spacey on you:

Quark star may hold secret to early universe

Milky Way still reeling from ancient smash

Plasma experiment recreates 'burping' astrophysical jets

High-energy portrait of approaching comet released

First tracked space rock recovered after impact

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The Mother Ship is ready ...

Science News

From New Scientist:

Scans of fossils have cracked the mystery of pterosaur power. The biggest animals ever to fly drew their energy from bird-like lungs that they evolved 70 million years before the first birds took to the air.

Leathery-winged pterosaurs evolved 220 million years ago, from the same group of reptiles that gave rise to crocodiles, dinosaurs, and later birds. Yet how pterosaurs powered their flight had been a mystery because their ribcages were thought to be inflexible, making their breathing inefficient.

Leon Claessens of the College of the Holy Cross in Worcester, Massachusetts, realised that view might be mistaken after pterosaur specialist Dave Unwin at the University of Leicester, UK, showed him a fossil Rhamphorhynchus with a beautifully preserved ribcage.

Computed tomography (CT) scans of this specimen – as well as other pterosaur fossils – revealed that the bones had been filled with air sacs that connected to lungs. It is likely that, as in living birds, flexing of the body caused the air sacs to push and pull fresh air through the lungs, allowing them to extract oxygen from the air more efficiently than mammalian lungs.

The air sacs bring an added bonus in that they reduce the weight of the bones. In both birds and pterosaurs, the volume of the air space inside the bones increases with the size of the animal. In the largest pterosaurs, whose wing spans could exceed 10 metres, even the outermost "finger" bones of the wings were hollow.

Intriguingly, the sacs connected with a pneumatic system under the skin, which pterosaurs might have been able to inflate to change the shape of their wings, Claessens says.

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Science is fun!

New Zealand's horrid copyright law suspended and may be dead

Street demonstrations, netwide campaigns, unfavorable press attention and sustained lobbying have moved the New Zealand government to temporarily suspend its new copyright law, which would have required ISPs to terminate their customers' net access on the basis of three unsubstantiated accusations of infringement.

It remains to be seen whether the law is truly dead, but this truly is an amazing development:









In a surprise announcement, prime minister John Key says the government will delay the implementation of the controversial Section 92a of the amended copyright law.

Nuclear duct-tape

When normal duct-tape won't cut it, you need nuclear duct-tape, whose "slate blue color makes it ideal for use in nuclear tape facilities and it is certified for low leachable halogens and sulfur. It also provides sunlight and UV resistance for up to one year without the backing deteriorating or delaminating. This product is especially ideal for applications in the shipbuilding, nuclear power plant and stainless steel industries." 3M Performance Plus 8979N Nuclear Grade 48-Millimeter-by-54.8-Meter Duct Tape, Slate Blue

The Death of Plasma

Jose Fermoso at the New York Times writes that Pioneer's killing-off of Kuro, its next-generation Plasma TV line, rings the technology's death knell.

It was a dramatic fall for a company that just one year ago had CES abuzz with its newest plasma TV, the so-called “Ultimate Black” Kuro. ... The Kuro’s tech was impressive because it reduced light emissions from black areas of the screen to such a degree that at its maximum brightness, the contrast ratio was “almost infinite.” The result was a plasma display with the most vibrant, colorful images yet.

But even at the hype’s peak, problems in the plasma industry were apparent.

If you bet on LCD surpassing Plasma hard and fast, you won.

A must have ...

I SURVIVED THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION - print liberation tee
I survived the bush administration t-shirt, $16 from Print Liberation.

Normally I do not endorse any product but this is a must have for any intelligent person who survived the dark ages.

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Coventry, England, United Kingdom
Quezon City, Manila, Philippines
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
Trier, Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
Dendermonde, Oost-Vraanderen, Belgium
Natanya, Hamerkaz, Israel
Chrstchurch, Canterbury, New Zealand
Warsaw, Mazowieckie, Poland

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

There is no reason to hurry or run around too quickly.

All right!

Sunday, February 22, 2009

No luck for Santa in parking ticket fight

A New York City man who fought a parking ticket he got while dressed as Santa Claus and giving out toys says the city's response is more ho-hum than ho-ho.

Chip Cafiero says he learned Friday he'd lost his attempt to contest the $115 ticket he got in Brooklyn on November 28, 2008.

The 60-year-old retired schoolteacher had a sport utility vehicle double-parked near him while he handed out holiday bounty from a horse-drawn carriage.

The SUV was ticketed.

He told the Department of Finance the SUV was there to protect the carriage and children from traffic.

Cafiero says the city can take his money, but it won't take away his Christmas spirit.

Letter to woman takes 22-year route

An Oregon woman finally received an invitation to her nephew's high school graduation in New Jersey, but she may be a little late - it was in 1987.

Theresa Schlossarek, of La Grande, found the invitation last week in her mailbox. The envelope, which had been opened, was postmarked June 2, 1987, from Toms River, N.J., where her brother, Hermann Ilnseher, lives.

Ilnseher said the lack of response from his sister was noticed but dismissed.

"We just thought that she lived so far away, she couldn't come," Ilnseher said. "She usually would send money, though, so we did joke about that later on, that maybe she could send some and add interest for the years passed."

Peter Hass, spokesman for the U.S. Postal Service's Portland district, called the delay "very unusual and very unfortunate."

Hass said the envelope could have been stuck in machinery or misrouted and delivered to the wrong address, which would explain why it arrived opened. But he said no matter the age of the mail, "if it's postmarked, we're obliged to deliver it."

Schlossarek's nephew, Michael Ilnseher, now an assistant principal at an Atlanta-area high school, said he didn't remember his aunt not receiving an invitation.

"I never realized something could be lost for 22 years like that," he said.

Property rights vs. urban vitality

At the edge of cities and towns across North Carolina, property rights collide with progress, resulting in anger and mistrust that has festered for 50 years.

The controversy over involuntary annexation – in which a city or town can expand its borders even if an affected property owner does not consent – has raised blood pressure and sparked fights for a half century. The issue is a perennial problem at the legislature.

But this year, the pressure to do something has reached a boiling point and lawmakers say they want to give property owners more rights when cities start stretching their borders.

Read the rest here.

Annexation Facts:

What is involuntary annexation?

There are multiple ways a city or town can extend its borders in North Carolina. One method has sparked controversy for decades. Involuntary or forced annexation allows a city or town to extend its borders without the permission of property owners. The city must provide certain services, such as police and fire protection, and generally has an obligation to give water and sewer service to those who request it.

In some cities, involuntary annexation happens on a regular schedule with little controversy. In other places, it has sparked protests, lawsuits and outrage. Here's why:

Arguments for:

Ensures that everyone who benefits from the amenities of an urban area shares the cost.

Reduces duplication in services.

Helps a city or town keep its tax base. Without annexation, cities lose population and property values decrease.

Arguments against:

A guiding principle of the United States is that people cannot be taxed without a voice. Involuntary annexation increases taxes, and property owners cannot stop it.

People have a right to choose where and how they live. Government, through involuntary annexation, can take that right away.

Property owners living near a town or city already spend money in that community, which has a greater benefit to the area economy than higher taxes.

Hooked on Facts

Today's six facts are:

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

About 39,000 gallons of water are used to produce the average car.

Bananas contain a natural chemical that makes a person happy - the same chemical is in Prozac.

Donkeys kill more people each year than do plane crashes.

Jimmy Carter is the first President to be born in a hospital.

The first TV commercial showed a Bulova watch ticking on screen for exactly sixty seconds

Bonus fact: TIME Magazine's 'Man of the Year' in 1938 was Adolf Hitler.

Swelling ranks of US jobless yearn for health insurance

For many among the growing ranks of unemployed workers in the United States, the scariest part of losing their job is losing their health insurance.

Even before the current economic crisis, 45 million Americans were uninsured. That number is expected to rise to 54 million by 2019 if changes aren't made to the system, according to the director of the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office.

One of the swelling ranks, Amy Newlin, has been getting by on her savings and unemployment benefits after she and her husband lost their jobs last fall.

But while they can cut back on dinners out, new clothes or other inessentials, the costs of treating her diabetes, high blood pressure and thyroid difficulties have risen dramatically.

"I need insulin strips to test my blood, and medicine for my high blood pressure," Newlin told AFP.

"My insulin is 80 dollars a bottle without insurance and the strips are expensive, too. It's not easy to keep up."

Read the rest here.

Caribbean unrest has roots in slavery past

Protests that have nearly shut down the French Caribbean islands of Guadeloupe and Martinique are not just about demands for lower prices and higher wages: For demonstrators they are no less than a battle against the vestiges of slavery.

Afro-Caribbean islanders — most of whose forbears toiled in the sugarcane fields under the yoke of slavery more than 160 years ago — not only resent France's handling of the global economic crisis, they have long resented that slaveholders' descendants control the economy on both islands.

They also suspect that businesses earn too high a profit on goods, most of which are imported.

This resentment against the primarily white, elite slaveholder descendants, known as bekes (bay-KAY), has lent an especially sharp edge to weeks of demonstrations that at times have erupted in gunfire, arson, looting, and the death of one activist in Guadeloupe.

"They've got the money, they've got the power, they've got Guadeloupe," snapped protester Lollia Naily. "This is not a race thing. It is a money thing and it is a power thing."

Read the rest here.

As of this moment ...

4247 brave men and women will not be returning from Iraq
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The Animals

Woman Wills Her Body to PETA to Become BBQ, Leather Goods

As a leather-worker in my spare time this one caught my eye ... can't say I'd be interested in her 'hide', though ... and BBQ'ed human is not even on my to do list (and won't be, either).

From Treehugger:
woman PETA human barbeque photo

Photo via Change, Inc.

Ingenious act of head turning activism, or wacko publicity stunt gone too far? You decide. Ingrid Newkirk, the president of PETA, has recently fashioned a will stipulating that upon her death, her body is to be donated to the infamous animal rights org. And she's written up a bizarre list of instructions on what they're to do with each of her body parts after she's deceased. Just a warning to the squeamish—this gets weird.

Article continues: Woman Wills Her Body to PETA to Become BBQ, Leather Goods

Jogging May Be Good For Your Eyes, Yes, Eyes

File under "Sight for sore thighs." Jeannine Stein reports in the L.A. Times that two recent studies based on the National Runners' Health Study suggest that running for exercise may reduce the likelihood of macular degeneration and cataracts. Stein tells...

North Myrtle Beach welcomes all, including bikers

While officials in Myrtle Beach continue efforts to subdue the May biker rallies, their neighbors in North Myrtle Beach are putting out the word that bikers are welcome in their town.

The Sun News of Myrtle Beach reports that tourism promoters sent an e-mail last week to 90,000 potential visitors mentioning the biker controversy and Myrtle Beach's strategy to tame them. The message promotes what the north end has to offer and includes a note from North Myrtle Beach City Manager John Smithson.

Promoters sent the e-mail aiming to lure some biker business and clarify that North Myrtle Beach hasn't approved the same stricter biker rules that Myrtle Beach has.

New rules in Myrtle Beach were approved last year after officials said the biker rallies had gotten too big and rowdy.

Tree falls on man, kills him in cemetery

A man was killed in a freak accident after a tree fell on him while cleaning up a small cemetery in Catawba County.

The Catawba County Sheriff’s Office says the man was killed Friday but was not found until Sunday afternoon.

The man had been hired to clear away some trees at the small family plot off of Morgan Road.

His wife noticed he didn't come home Friday and kept looking for him all weekend, when she came to the cemetery and found him.

The sheriff's office is calling it an accidental death.

Bill Maher's New Rules


Real Time is Back!

Environmental News

From New Scientist:

A report by the UK's institution of mechanical engineers will next month call for governments to accept that climate change is now inevitable. strategies must be put in place now to protect our infrastructure from its worst effects, alongside existing efforts to reduce emissions, it will argue.

Speaking of Snooping in the UK

Oldest ever British surveillance footage (from 1935).

UK's top snoop ratted out by her neighbors

Jacqui Smith, the surveillance-crazed Home Secretary of the UK, has been caught making extremely dubious expense claims for her government-paid "second residence" in London -- caught by neighbors who ratted her out for what they perceive as a kind of "benefits fraud" on a grand scale.
Ironically, Smith's Home Office has put an enormous amount of energy into inveigling Britons to fink out their neighbors for the cheaper, smaller-scale benefits fraud and potential terrorist, launching tiplines for people who think their neighbors have too many mobile phones (a sure sign of terrorism!), and running ads that say "We're closing in with hidden cameras. We're closing in with every means at our disposal."

Live by the snitch, die by the snitch.

If you want to rat out your neighbours, allow the home secretary to enumerate the ways. Do you know someone who claims more from the state than they're entitled to? Who is "picking the pockets of law-abiding taxpayers"? Not politicians over-egging their allowances, obviously, but "benefit thieves". If so, call 0800 854 440 now. "We're closing in with hidden cameras. We're closing in with every means at our disposal."

Do they own more than one mobile phone? Then call 0800 789 321. "Terrorists need communication. They often collect and use many pay-as-you-go mobile phones, as well as swapping Sim cards and handsets."

No mobile phones? What about if they're "hanging around"? Or, as the Home Office-funded radio advertisement puts it: "How can you tell if they're a normal everyday person or a terrorist? The answer is that you don't have to. If you call the confidential Anti-Terrorist Hotline on 0800 789 321, the specialist officers you speak to will analyse the information. They'll decide if and how to follow it up. You don't have to be sure. If you suspect it, report it."

It's such a lovely turn of phrase, that. If you suspect it, report it. Don't wait for evidence. Or question your own prejudices. If someone's not a "normal everyday person" exactly like you, then they could well be a member of al-Qaida. What flawless logic that is.

UAE plans ban on negative economic reporting

The United Arab Emirates is considering legislation that would criminalize publication of anything that would "harm the economy." Already, the local press is pulling back from their coverage of the steep decline in Dubai property values and the rise in deportations, voluntary departure, and abandonment of unsaleable assets, such as cars.
Instead of moving toward greater transparency, the emirates seem to be moving in the other direction. A new draft media law would make it a crime to damage the country’s reputation or economy, punishable by fines of up to 1 million dirhams (about $272,000). Some say it is already having a chilling effect on reporting about the crisis.

Last month, local newspapers reported that Dubai was canceling 1,500 work visas every day, citing unnamed government officials. Asked about the number, Humaid bin Dimas, a spokesman for Dubai’s Labor Ministry, said he would not confirm or deny it and refused to comment further. Some say the true figure is much higher.

“At the moment there is a readiness to believe the worst,” said Simon Williams, HSBC bank’s chief economist in Dubai. “And the limits on data make it difficult to counter the rumors.”

Like it is really going to matter ...
The news is bad and it is going to be bad for a while - and as everyone knows bad news travels the farthermost, the fastest.

(The fact that this is posted on this blog should point to the futility of such a ban .. if this little ol'blog has the news ... what do you think the big boys have?)

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Today's horoscope says:

Get rid of the bad energy or memories by turning toward the future, not looking back.

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

A wailing Chewbacca

Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away ...

I wasn't aware that galaxy was in this guy's cabinet

Mercy


Duffy
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Inmate accused anew of impersonating officer

From the "Something just ain't right about that boy" Department:

A Madison, Wisconsin man already serving time for impersonating an officer apparently hasn't learned his lesson.

Thirty-year-old Joshua D. Kay is charged with a new count of impersonating an officer. At an initial court appearance Friday he stood mute so the court entered a plea of not guilty.

Prosecutors say Kay has been telling other inmates he's actually a sheriff's deputy, working undercover to investigate other deputies.

Kay is serving an eight-month jail sentence for three misdemeanors. Among them was a 2007 conviction for turning on flashing red lights and a siren on his personal car to try to stop a speeder. The other car was being driven by an off-duty police officer.

Rare Jaguars Spotted in Arizona and Mexico

From LiveScience:

The once-common jaguar has become a rare sight in North America, thanks to hunting and habitat fragmentation.

Now two were spotted in exceedingly rare and unrelated events this month.

The Arizona Game and Fish Department caught and collared a wild jaguar in Arizona for the first time, officials said Thursday. While a handful of the big cats have been photographed by automatic cameras in recent years, the satellite tracking collar will now help biologists learn more about this animal's range.

Meanwhile, a jaguar was spotted in central Mexico for the first time in a century. Scientists photographed the cat with an automatic camera set alongside a trail thought to be frequented by the spotted felines.

Jaguars (Panthera onca) once ranged from southern South America to the southern United States. By the late 1900s, none were thought to exist north of Mexico, but two independent sightings in 1996 confirmed jaguars still reached as far north as Arizona and New Mexico. Remote cameras have also photographed jaguars in the Amazon.

The species has been protected outside of the United States under the Endangered Species Act since 1973. That protection was extended to jaguars in the United States in 1997, the year after their presence here was confirmed.

Read the rest here.

Largest collection of ice age fossils found beneath Los Angeles store

Find includes almost intact Colombian mammoth and a complete saber-tooth cat skeleton

Researchers have discovered the largest collection of ice age fossils beneath a demolished department store in central Los Angeles.

The find includes an almost intact Colombian mammoth, nicknamed Zed by researchers, a complete sabre-tooth cat skeleton, a giant ground sloth and a North American lion.

The discovery, close to the La Brea Tar Pits where the remains of 34 mammoths were uncovered almost a century ago, has excited palaeontologists because it gives them an unparalleled glimpse of life in the Los Angeles basin more than 10,000 years ago.

Unlike earlier excavations, workers were able to preserve intact smaller fossils, including turtles, clams, snails, fish and tree trunks. In previous discoveries, these items were discarded as the larger fossils were uncovered.

"This gives us the opportunity to get a detailed picture of what life was like 10,000 to 40,000 years ago" John Harris, chief curator at the Page Museum told the Los Angeles Times.

The smaller items have been saved because workers are using a different technique to remove the fossils. Prompted by the rush to clear the site, which is earmarked for an underground car park for the neighbouring LA County Museum of Art, researchers have removed entire chunks of soil. The remains have been stored in 23 wooden crates parked at the rear of the Page museum as palaeontologists prepare to sift through the remains.

Work has already started on Zed, the mammoth, who was 10 feet tall and 47-49 years old when he died. The skeleton is 80% complete and includes 10-feet long intact tusks. Zed is missing just one rear leg and the top of his skull, which was broken off during the excavation.

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Recipe: Cheesy Chili Popcorn

Given the previous post you'll be surprised to find that this recipe is actually good tasting while not being bad for you.

Do your kids love salty snacks? Give them this chili- and cheese-spiced popcorn. It's low in fat and calories and high in flavor.

And it only takes 10 minutes!

Ingredients:
8 cups popped popcorn, plain
2 tablespoons butter, melted
1 teaspoon chili powder
1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese

Steps:
1. Place popcorn in a large bowl. In a small bowl stir together butter, chili powder, and garlic powder.
2. Drizzle over popcorn; toss to coat.
3. Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese; toss to coat. Store in a tightly covered container at room temperature up to 3 days. Makes 10 servings (about 8 cups).

For the nutrition info buffs among you:

calories: 51, total fat: 3g, saturated fat: 2g, cholesterol: 7mg, sodium: 46mg, carbohydrate: 5g, fiber: 1g, protein: 1g, vitamin C: 0%, calcium: 2%, iron: 1%

And for the diabetics among you:

starch: .5 diabetic exchange, fat: .5 diabetic exchange.

Recipes that can make you fat

Eating at home can save you some cash, but beware the calorie cost.

Though restaurants often take the blame for portion distortion - the trend of serving up ever larger helpings - cookbook recipes have done some Supersizing of their own, a study published this week in the Annals of Internal Medicine found.

"There's so much attention that's been given to away-from-home eating and so much attention that's been focused on restaurants and the packaged food industry, it makes me wonder whether it's actually deflecting attention from the one place where we can make the most immediate change," says Cornell University marketing professor Brian Wansink, who directed the study.

The study, which looked at how classic recipes have changed during the past 70 years, found a nearly 40 percent increase in calories per serving for nearly every recipe reviewed, about an extra 77 calories.

The study identified the trend in numerous cookbooks, but it focused on American kitchen icon "Joy of Cooking," first published during the '30s and regularly updated with new editions since then, most recently in 2006.

Those editions gave researchers a continuity of recipes from which to draw their data, Wansink says.

Of the 18 recipes published in all seven editions, 17 increased in calories per serving. That can be attributed partly to a jump in total calories per recipe (about 567 calories), but also to larger portion sizes.

Only the chili con carne recipe remained unchanged through the years. The chicken gumbo, however, went from making 14 servings at 228 calories each in the 1936 edition, to making 10 servings at 576 calories each in the 2006 version.

Beth Wareham, editor of the latest edition, says the 2006 edition includes information about nutrition and healthy eating, and advocates the eating of good fats and whole foods.

She also says portion sizes are carefully determined using practices standard to the industry, and that since the first editions of the book much has changed about food, how it is produced and how it is consumed.

Most excess calories in the American diet still come from food eaten outside the home, says Marion Nestle, professor of nutrition and food studies at New York University. But she says the study is yet another illustration of how accustomed people are to eating ever increasing quantities of food.

And changes in "Joy of Cooking" have been going on for a while. Increases in overall calories per recipe have been gradual, but portion sizes tended to jump, first during the '40s, again during the '60s, and with the largest jump in the 2006 edition.

The first significant signs of restaurant portion inflation didn't show up until the late '70s, says Wansink.

Lisa Young, an adjunct nutrition professor at New York University, had similar findings in a 2002 study that compared the book's brownie recipe from the '60s and '70s editions to the recipe from the 1997 edition.

"Same recipe. Same pan. But in the '60s and '70s it yielded 30 brownies," she says. "In the 1997 edition it yielded 15."

She also was able to trace the trend to other recipe sources. For example, a popular chocolate chip cookie recipe that decades before produced 100 cookies, made only 60 during the '80s, though no ingredients had changed.

Wansink says he is more concerned by the increase in overall calories per recipe - what experts call caloric density - than in the portion size increases, which is a more easily recognized phenomenon.

"That (calorie increases) is more insidious because that's the sort if thing the average person wouldn't notice, wouldn't even think would have happened over the years," says Wansink, author of "Mindless Eating," an examination of why people overeat.

Much of the change can be attributed to money. Relative to household income, food is cheaper than during the '30s. So recipes once padded with less expensive (and lower calorie) ingredients like beans, now often have more meat, Wansink says.

The scope of Wansink's study is limited. It measures the recipes only as written, not as eaten. Because people may eat more or less than the suggested serving, estimating the effect on the typical diet is challenging.

But a 40 percent increase is significant. A change of even 10 percent can affect weight, especially when dealing with high calorie foods, says Wansink. His solution? Don't let a full portion get anywhere near your plate.

"It's not enough to just be aware," Wansink says of the recipes once intended to serve nearly twice as many people are they do today. "Put half of it away as soon as it's cooked."

Scammer takes $27 million from Citibank

419 scammer impersonates the nation of Ethiopia, takes $27 million from Citibank

A Nigerian scammer is accused of posing as the central bank of Ethiopia and bilking Citibank out of $27,000,000:
To carry out the elaborate scheme, prosecutors in New York said on Friday, the man, identified as Paul Gabriel Amos, 37, a Nigerian citizen who lived in Singapore, worked with others to create official-looking documents that instructed Citibank to wire the money in two dozen transactions to accounts that Mr. Amos and the others controlled around the world.

The money came from a Citibank account in New York held by the National Bank of Ethiopia, that country’s central bank. Prosecutors said the conspirators, contacted by Citibank to verify the transactions, posed as Ethiopian bank officials and approved the transfers.

Sure signs your kid is a brat

Sure signs your kids are spoiled

Why do some children act like brats, and what can be done to set them straight?


No child is born spoiled or a brat--it's only indulgent parenting can make them that way, radio host Rabbi Shmuley says. "Naturally, children are innocent and have a cuteness which makes people's hearts warm to them and helps bring out our best qualities," he says. "When we raise kids who are spoiled, we snuff out the child's natural attractiveness." If you are guilty of spoiling your children, Rabbi Shmuley says chances are, you have brats on your hands.

10 Signs Your Children Are Brats:

  1. They resort to crying or yelling when they want something.
  2. They throw themselves on floor and won't get up.
  3. They constantly throw tantrums or even hit you when you punish them.
  4. They ignore you when you ask a question.
  5. They are rude to other adults and even to other children.
  6. They refuse to share toys or treats with other children.
  7. They are show-offs and are constantly trying to one-up their peers to be the center of attention.
  8. They always want whatever everyone else has. Once they have it, they want something new.
  9. They keep a messy room and never help out around the house despite your pleas for them to do so.
  10. They refuse to go to bed.

What to Do if Your Children Are Brats:

  • Reward good behavior and punish bad behavior.
  • If your children yell when they want something, don't give it to them and take away something they like.
  • If they won't get off the floor during a tantrum, pick them up and put them in their room until they calm down and apologize.
  • If they ignore you when you tell them to do something, punish them immediately. Put them in a corner and don't let them out until they apologize.
  • If they won't share, take away the toy or treat.
  • Don't buy them whatever they want. Make them earn things.
  • If they keep a messy room, don't let them out until it's clean.
  • Enforce bedtimes. Continually put them back into their beds. After a while, they'll stop getting out. You must show there is no other option.
  • Compliment your children profusely and give them rewards when they do the right thing.

Chile's Chaiten erupts again

More than 150 people who had returned to a Chilean town destroyed by a volcanic eruption last year were evacuated again last Thursday as the volcano roared back to life, spewing ash high into the air.

The explosion apparently rocked the dome of the Chaiten volcano and sent volcanic material down the mountain's slope, threatening to block a river and trigger flooding, said Paula Narvaez, a presidential delegate to the area in southern Chile.

Experts who flew over the volcano reported "large emanation of gas" on Thursday and said the situation is risky for the nearby seaside town of Chaiten because rains could trigger avalanches.

"The experts were unanimous in considering that no one must remain in Chaiten," Chile's Emergency Bureau said in a communique.

Narvaez said that as many as 160 people were evacuated from the vicinity of the 2,700-foot volcano.

More than 4,000 people were initially evacuated after Chaiten erupted on May 2nd last year for the first time in approximately 9,000 years.

On Thursday, increased seismic activity was reported and ash fell 100 miles away in Futaleufu.

Borneo Monster 'Caught ...'

... on film that is!
The snake-like monster of Borneo in an allegedly real photograph of the river Baleh. The creature is said to be 100 feet long. Look at the apparent sizes of the trees and make your own geometrical judgment. The photographer is unknown.

The snake-like monster of Borneo in an allegedly real photograph of the river Baleh.

The creature is said to be 100 feet long.


From LiveScience:

Two recently released photographs of a huge snake-like creature allegedly taken in Borneo are causing locals to wonder if a local legend may have come alive.

But are the pictures real?

One photo, of a serpentine shape in the Baleh river, was said to be taken from a helicopter by a member of a disaster team monitoring flood conditions. Locals suggest that the animal may be a creature of folklore called Nabau, a dragon-like, shape-shifting sea serpent. Others aren't convinced.

Water serpent legends

Linking modern photographs and eyewitness reports to native stories and legends is a common mistake among cryptozoologists - those who look for evidence of mysterious or unknown creatures such as Bigfoot or lake monsters. With so little hard evidence to go on, it's tempting to do, but the problem is that legends and myths may not have any connection to real events. Just because a native culture has a name for a strange monster or creature doesn't mean that the beast ever actually existed.

Fairies, dragons, and leprechauns populate our modern storybooks and legends, but we don't assume they are real.

Stories and legends about "water horses" and kelpies have been told in the Scottish highlands for centuries, often incorrectly assumed to relate to the Loch Ness monster. Native Indian stories in British Columbia, Canada, tell of a fearsome water spirit named Naitaka said to dwell in Lake Okanagan, giving rise to reports of a monster there called Ogopogo. In Tibetan Buddhist beliefs there exist the nagas, snake-like creatures that live in rivers and streams.

Virtually every culture around the world has some version of a water-based spirit, creature, or monster in its folklore. So it's not surprising that some might turn to local myths in Borneo to "identify" the huge snake.

Suspicious photos

One of the first red flags to go up when considering any extraordinary photograph offered as evidence (of UFOs, Bigfoot, or lake monsters, for example) is an image submitted anonymously. The photographs were taken by an unnamed "member of a disaster team," at an unknown location and date.

Two photos were released; one was taken from a helicopter, the second one wasn't, suggesting that the creature was sighted on two separate occasions. That raises the question as to why there are only two photos; one might expect that a person seeing such an extraordinary creature might snap more than one picture each time.

There's also the interesting composition of the photos: The snake-like creature seems to be posing full-length for the camera. In the aerial photo, it is nicely centered in the middle of the river, and in the other photo it is just high enough above the rooftops in the foreground to see its full length.

Of course it's possible the photographer just got lucky, capturing the giant snake at its most photogenic both times, but that raises another question: If the huge beast spends its time in such high-visibility areas, why is this the first time it's been reported or photographed?

Furthermore, the reported size of the creature cannot be correct. The original estimate given was that the creature was 100 feet long, though the scale of the photos suggest it must be far larger. [Scientists recently found the fossil of a prehistoric snake said to be 43 feet long; it's been extinct for some 60 million years, though.]

Then there's the question of whether the photo was even taken at the Baleh river, since most photographs of its waters show it to be a cloudy river, not the clear, dark blue water seen in the aerial photo. If the photo was actually taken by a disaster team member checking on flooded regions, the flooding runoff would increase the suspended particulates in the water (silt, debris, etc.), creating even cloudier water than usual.

Of course, all these troubling questions vanish if the photographs are simply faked.

*****

Not to rain on the parade of the article's healthy skepticism but there are things out there we know nothing about and something had to have sparked the kernel of all those 'stories' about water-spirits that have been told over the entire world for thousands of years.

So, while the photo above does appear to be a 'little too good', I am withholding judgment ... for now.

President Obama's Weekly Address

SATURDAY, February 21, 2009
WEEKLY ADDRESS BY THE PRESIDENT
TO THE NATION

Earlier this week, I signed into law the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act -- the most sweeping economic recovery plan in history. Because of this plan, 3.5 million Americans will now go to work doing the work that America needs done.

I'm grateful to Congress, governors and mayors across the country, and to all of you whose support made this critical step possible.

Because of what we did together, there will now be shovels in the ground, cranes in the air, and workers rebuilding our crumbling roads and bridges, and repairing our faulty levees and dams.

Because of what we did, companies -- large and small -- that produce renewable energy can now apply for loan guarantees and tax credits and find ways to grow, instead of laying people off; and families can lower their energy bills by weatherizing their homes.

Because of what we did, our children can now graduate from 21st century schools and millions more can do what was unaffordable just last week -- and get their college degree.

Because of what we did, lives will be saved and health care costs will be cut with new computerized medical records.

Because of what we did, there will now be police on the beat, firefighters on the job, and teachers preparing lesson plans who thought they would not be able to continue pursuing their critical missions. And ensure that all of this is done with an unprecedented level of transparency and accountability, I have assigned a team of managers to make sure that precious tax dollars are invested wisely and well.

Because of what we did, 95 percent of all working families will get a tax cut -- in keeping with a promise I made on the campaign. And I'm pleased to announce that this morning, the Treasury Department began directing employers to reduce the amount of taxes withheld from paychecks -- meaning that by April 1st, a typical family will begin taking home at least $65 more every month. Never before in our history has a tax cut taken effect faster or gone to so many hardworking Americans.

But as important as it was that I was able to sign this plan into law, it is only a first step on the road to economic recovery. And we can't fail to complete the journey. That will require stemming the spread of foreclosures and falling home values, and doing all we can to help responsible homeowners stay in their homes, which is exactly what the housing plan I announced last week will help us do.

It will require stabilizing and repairing our banking system, and getting credit flowing again to families and businesses. It will require reforming the broken regulatory system that made this crisis possible, and recognizing that it's only by setting and enforcing 21st century rules of the road that we can build a thriving economy.

And it will require doing all we can to get exploding deficits under control as our economy begins to recover. That work begins on Monday, when I will convene a fiscal summit of independent experts and unions, advocacy groups and members of Congress, to discuss how we can cut the trillion-dollar deficit that we've inherited. On Tuesday, I will speak to the nation about our urgent national priorities. And on Thursday, I'll release a budget that's sober in its assessments, honest in its accounting, and lays out in detail my strategy for investing in what we need, cutting what we don't, and restoring fiscal discipline.

No single piece of this broad economic recovery can, by itself, meet the demands that have been placed on us. We can't help people find work or pay their bills unless we unlock credit for families and businesses. We can't solve our housing crisis unless we help people find work so that they can make payments on their homes. We can't produce shared prosperity without firm rules of the road, and we can't generate sustained growth without getting our deficits under control. In short, we cannot successfully address any of our problems without addressing them all. And that is exactly what the strategy we are pursuing is designed to do.

None of this will be easy. The road ahead will be long and full of hazards. But I am confident that we, as a people, have the strength and wisdom to carry out this strategy and overcome this crisis. And if we do, our economy -- and our country -- will be better and stronger for it.

Thank you.

Legalizing Pot more popular than repugicans

It's true.

Percentage of Americans who believe marijuana ought to be legalized: 41 percent.

Percentage of Americans who approve of the repugicans: 31 percent.

Other things that are less popular than legalizing weed, according to Open Left: Congress, the war in Iraq, privatizing Social Security, and John Boehner.

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Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Get creative with the things you do for fun.

Ok, if I have to.