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Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.


Sunday, June 7, 2009

Sixteen Tons

Tennessee Ernie Ford

Man robs a cab ...

He was caught the next day when he hailed a cab and was picked up by the same driver.

Oh, Hi there Mr. Robber, so nice to see you again

Why does my cheese grater glow in the dark?

Why cheese grater was found radioactive

A new study warns that common consumer products are being shipped to the U.S. made of scrap metal mixed with radioactive waste.

Why cheese grater was found radioactive

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Readership Distribution

In checking in on our readership distribution we find:

This is sort of what we expected (and the reason we mainly post a list of some of the foreign countries our readers are in on a daily basis - our fingers would be tired trying to list all the domestic readers or even part of them).

Worst shark-attack beaches in U.S.

Worst shark-attack beaches in U.S.

Known as the shark-attack capital of the world, the top spot on this list is still popular with beach goers thanks to its predictable surf and white sands.

Worst shark-attack beaches in U.S.

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Health insurers want you to keep smoking

Health insurers around the world collectively hold $4.5 billion worth of tobacco industry stock, according to a new study. The Consumerist has great highlights on the story, including this great quote from the study's co-author, David Himmelstein, "[It's] the combined taxidermist and veterinarian approach: either way you get your dog back." Also: Toronto's Sun Life financial lied and said it didn't have any tobacco stock -- it has over $1 billion.

Why is it a big deal? "If you own a billion dollars [of tobacco stock], then you don't want to see it go down," says Himmelstein, "You are less likely to join anti-tobacco coalitions, endorse anti-tobacco legislation, basically, anything most health companies would want to participate in."...

But with $4.5 billion still invested in Big Tobacco, many insurers are reaping profits from a cancer-causing industry. As Himmelstein puts it, "Is this who we want running our healthcare system?"

Runaway Brides

The Wall Street Journal reports on the overabundance of Chinese men of marriageable age (currently 32 million more men than women, roughly the population of Canada). As a result women are charging much higher bride prices (equivalent of 5 or even 10 years' farming wages) and then there are the scams in which women show up in rural towns with particularly unequal male-female ratio, and pose as relatives of a town resident. They negotiate a high bride price and then take money and run."
"She called me soon after she left," says Mr. Zhou, a slight man with a tentative smile. He says she asked how he was doing, and apologized for the hardship she had caused. "I told her, 'I will see you again one day....'"

Last December a family friend told his mother that her nephew recently married a girl from neighboring Sichuan province. The bride had three female friends visiting her, who might be interested in marrying local men, said this friend.

Encouraged, Mr. Zhou and his mother met the three girls the next day. After an hour's chat with the trio, who claimed to be ages 23, 25 and 27, Mr. Zhou found himself drawn to the prettiest and youngest, Ms. Cai, who had angular features and an ivory complexion.

He proposed marriage. She agreed, with one proviso: cai li of 38,000 yuan, or roughly five years' worth of farm income. The Zhous agreed, but took the precaution of running a quick background check. Tang Yunshou, Xin'an's Communist Party secretary, said Ms. Cai's identity and residential papers checked...

Meanwhile, Mr. Zhou is still lovelorn. "I feel I can't hate her," says the deserted husband, who is now so depressed his parents have forbidden him to leave the village, as he longs to. "She must have her own troubles."

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Islamabad, Islamabad, Pakistan
Aldershot, England, United Kingdom
Ljubljana, Bohinj, Slovenia
Vitoria, Pais Vasco, Spain
Moscow, Moscow City, Russia
Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India
Brussels, Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest, Belgium
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Warrnambod, Victoria, Australia
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Brescia, Lombardia, Italy
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Gampaha, Gampaha, Sri Lanka
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Bath, England, United Kingdom
Hoofddrop, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Granby, Quebec, Canada
London, England, United Kingdom
Quebec, Quebec, Canada

as well as Mexico, Singapore, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

It's not often that you're tempted to throw your trademark caution to the proverbial winds, but the stars say it may very well happen now.
Perhaps it's taking a big risk professionally that seems alluring, or maybe someone's extremely tempting in the love department.
Being impetuous once in a while isn't necessarily a bad thing -- just make sure you'll come out of this with your ethics intact.

Keep the ethics - will do.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Green tea and basil flavored Coca Cola to debut in Japan

Green tea coca cola is soon to debut in Japan as spokesman Katsuya Sato said that new green tea coke will hit stores in Japan on June 8th.

Green tea and basil flavored Coca Cola to debut in Japan

90 and she has her diploma

A 90-year-old suburban Chicago woman who dropped out of school to help her family during the Great Depression now has her high school diploma.

90-year-old Ill. woman who dropped out of school during Depression now has high school diploma

More important things

'But the Emperor has nothing on at all,' cried a little child in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale, The Emperor's New Clothes.

Obama recalls 'unimaginable hell' of D-Day

Obama recalls 'unimaginable hell' of D-Day

President Obama commemorates the Allied landings that broke Nazi Germany's grip on France 65 years ago.

Obama recalls 'unimaginable hell' of D-Day

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Bodies found near Air France crash site

Bodies found near Air France crash site

Searchers find two bodies — and a plane ticket — in the Atlantic Ocean near the area where Flight 447 is believed to have crashed.

Bodies found near Air France crash site

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Hardest jobs to fill in America

Hardest jobs to fill in AmericaIf you're looking for work in any of these fields, you may be in luck.

Hardest jobs to fill in America

Our Newest Readers

Carolina Naturally would like to welcome our newest readers in Burkina Faso.

Our 169th Country!

The Big Picture

From BBC-Science:
THE BIG PICTURE
Click to reveal

For What It's Worth

Buffalo Springfield

Rescued Dog, Sanctuary Elephant Form Unsual Bond

Bella, a rescued dog, and Tara, an elephant, are living out their lives together on 2,700 acres of natural habitat refuge designed for endangered African and Asian elephants.

Rescued Dog, Sanctuary Elephant Form Unsual Bond

Daily Alamanac

Today is Saturday, June 6, the 157th day of 2009.
There are 208 days left in the year.

Today In History June 6, 2009

Ambush kills aides to pro-Taliban Pakistani cleric

They're killing their own now ...

Militants ambushed a military convoy carrying prisoners in Pakistan's volatile northwest on Saturday, killing two detained aides of a senior Islamist cleric from the Swat Valley.

Ambush kills aides to pro-Taliban Pakistani cleric

Nun Arrested For Confronting Police

A South Florida nun found herself in handcuffs this week after she allegedly confronted a Miami police officer who was trying to disarm a homeless man.

Nun Arrested

Toymaker fined $2.3M for lead hazard

Toymaker fined $2.3M for lead hazard

Mattel and Fisher-Price agree to pay a civil penalty for importing toys from China with excessive levels of lead in 2007.

Toymaker fined $2.3M for lead hazard

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Can't refinance your home? Call Washington

Can't refinance your home? Call Washington Lawmakers with districts drowning in foreclosures are picking up the phone to help their constituents.

Can't refinance your home? Call Washington

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10 cities with real estate prices on the rise

10 cities with real estate prices on the riseWhile other markets struggle, these ten spots have seen modest growth in median prices.

10 cities with real estate prices on the rise

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Obama marks D-Day's solemn 65th anniversary

On the 65th anniversary of the Allies' D-Day landings, President Barack Obama on Saturday paid tribute to the invasion that turned the tide of World War II.

Read the rest here.

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Not only is today the 65th anniversary of the Normandy Landings also known as D-Day
- it is Do Dah Day as well.

The Longest Day

D-Day

Sixty-five years ago today men from the allied nations stormed the beaches of Normandy to end the blight that was the Third Reich.

Lest we forget!

Saturday Jam

Today's Saturday Jam is Electrified - The Electric Light Orchestra that is ...

Do Ya
ELO

Livin' Thing
ELO

Telephone Line
ELO

Can't Get It Out Of My Head
ELO

Turn To Stone
ELO

President Obama's Weekly Address


Remarks of President Barack Obama
Weekly Address
Saturday, June 6, 2009


Over the past few days, I’ve been traveling through the Middle East and Europe working to renew our alliances, enhance our common security, and propose a new partnership between the United States and the Muslim world.

But even as I’m abroad, I’m firmly focused on the other pressing challenges we face – including the urgent need to reform our health care system. Even as we speak, Congress is preparing to introduce and debate health reform legislation that is the product of many months of effort and deliberation. And if you’re like any of the Americans I’ve met across this country who know all too well that the soaring costs of health care make our current course unsustainable, I imagine you’ll be watching their progress closely.

I’m talking about the families I’ve met whose spiraling premiums and out-of-pocket expenses are pushing them into bankruptcy or forcing them to go without the check-ups or prescriptions they need. Business owners who fear they’ll be forced to choose between keeping their doors open or covering their workers. Americans who rightly worry that the ballooning costs of Medicare and Medicaid could lead to fiscal catastrophe down the road.

Simply put, the status quo is broken. We cannot continue this way. If we do nothing, everyone’s health care will be put in jeopardy. Within a decade, we’ll spend one dollar out of every five we earn on health care – and we’ll keep getting less for our money.

That’s why fixing what’s wrong with our health care system is no longer a luxury we hope to achieve – it’s a necessity we cannot postpone any longer.

The growing consensus around that reality has led an unprecedented coalition to come together for change. Unlike past attempts at reforming our health care system, everyone is at the table – patient’s advocates and health insurers; business and labor; Democrats and Republicans alike.

A few weeks ago, some of these improbable allies committed to cut national health care spending by two trillion dollars over the next decade. What makes this so remarkable is that it probably wouldn’t have happened just a few short years ago. But today, at this historic juncture, even old adversaries are united around the same goal: quality, affordable health care for all Americans.

Now, I know that when you bring together disparate groups with differing views, there will be lively debate. And that’s a debate I welcome. But what we can’t welcome is reform that just invests more money in the status quo – reform that throws good money after bad habits.

We must attack the root causes of skyrocketing health care costs. Some of these costs are the result of unwarranted profiteering that has no place in our health care system, and in too many communities, folks are paying higher costs without receiving better care in return. And yet we know, for example, that there are places like the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota, the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio, and other institutions that offer some of the highest quality of care in the nation at some of the lowest costs in the nation. We should learn from their successes and promote the best practices, not the most expensive ones. That’s how we’ll achieve reform that fixes what doesn’t work, and builds on what does.

This week, I conveyed to Congress my belief that any health care reform must be built around fundamental reforms that lower costs, improve quality and coverage, and also protect consumer choice. That means if you like the plan you have, you can keep it. If you like the doctor you have, you can keep your doctor, too. The only change you’ll see are falling costs as our reforms take hold.

I also made it very clear to Congress that we must develop a plan that doesn’t add to our budget deficit. My budget included an historic down payment on reform, and we’ll work with Congress to fully cover the costs through rigorous spending reductions and appropriate additional revenues. We’ll eliminate waste, fraud, and abuse in our health care system, but we’ll also take on key causes of rising costs – saving billions while providing better care to the American people.

All across America, our families are making hard choices when it comes to health care. Now, it’s time for Washington to make the right ones. It’s time to deliver. And I am absolutely convinced that if we keep working together and living up to our mutual responsibilities; if we place the American people’s interests above the special interests; we will seize this historic opportunity to finally fix what ails our broken health care system, and strengthen our economy and our country now and for decades to come.

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Vilnius, Vilniaus Apskritis, Lithuana
Chenni, Tamil Nadu, India
Antwerp, Antwerpen, Belgium
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Durango, Durango, Mexico
Madrid, Madrid, Spain
Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada
Mumbai, Maharashtra, India

as well as Turks and Caicos, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

Secrets and lies -- you've never been fond of either.
You're about to mention that fact to one and all, seconds after you catch someone you've never been fond of anyway in a whopper.
This won't come as a surprise to those who know you, but if there's anyone around who doesn't, try not to use that tone of voice when you tell them off.
You know the one: the authority-figure tone.

Aw Shucks, where's the fun it that?

Friday, June 5, 2009

Dimbulb Spews

Susie Madrak posted this over at Crooks and Liars today ...

Limbaugh's Latest Outrage: Obama Is Doing A Better Job of Destroying America Than Al Qaeda
By Susie Madrak

Last night on his Psycho Talk segment, Ed Schultz brought out this latest outrage from "the Drugster," Rush Limbaugh, and says what needs to be said:

"This is pretty serious, I think. This is pure hate speech. It's a comment that makes Limbaugh an ally of Osama bin Laden. Here's the quote: 'If Al-Qaeda wants to demolish the America we know and love, they'd better hurry because Obama is beating them to it.'

"In one statement, Rush Limbaugh aligns President Obama with a terrorist group, people who want to take this country down.

"Now I want everybody to recognize the seriousness of this kind of talk and what Rush is actually saying here. You know, I've been trying to think all day about this. I think this is the first time in history that someone with this big a platform and audience, speaking so broadly like this about a president of the United States, he says Obama is doing a better job of demolishing America than a terrorist group, Al-Qaeda?

"I mean, this goes far beyond advocating any policy. I think this is a slam on our military personnel, or anyone wearing the uniform for America today. There are liberals and conservatives serving this country in Iraq and Afghanistan, people in this country that have given their lives to make sure this president succeeds. You think people in uniform today want to see President Obama fail?

"This type of speech ruins and taints America. This is not the United States we know, and Rush Limbaugh goes unchallenged, unfortunately. I didn't hear anybody in the Congress nailing the Drugster today. I mean, there is freedom of speech but you know, that comes with a responsibility.

"I think this is dangerous rhetoric, and I just can't wrap my head around the fact that there's a guy out there who would sell his soul - with all the success that he's had, he would sell his soul - to get some attention in this country, to get quoted.

"Rush Limbaugh, you are un-American, you are anti-American. You do not love this country and you are rooting against America. You've always hated liberals, and it's a sad, sad thing. You are one twisted sister, buddy. That's psycho talk."

Keith Olbermann also featured a segment on this outrage.

The Maya give up their secrets

From BBC-Science:
Some of Central America's rainforest's hidden treasures are revealed by the Maya, more than 1,000 years after their demise.

Men's Health

While there is little agreement among medical experts about when and how to treat prostate cancer, more researchers are coming around to the notion that diet may keep the cancer at bay.

The Prostate Cancer Food List: What Helps, What Hurts

Cops and Robbers

Hogs for crack transaction goes bad

It was a simpler sort of drug trade. Syracuse police say a 45-year-old man offered a slaughtered pig as partial payment for a bag of crack cocaine.

Mainer who lost driver's license charged with OUI after getting behind wheel of lawn mower

A Maine man has been charged with operating under the influence after he and a friend made a beer run on a riding lawn mower.

Dead driver piles on parking tickets

A New York City woman said her father apparently lay dead for weeks in a minivan while police repeatedly left parking tickets on the vehicle.

Judge awards compensation for dead monkey's unkempt grave

A Florida couple has won a judgment against a pet cemetery owner for breaking a contract that guaranteed 100 years of "perpetual care" for their dead monkey's grave site.

Best treatments for back pain?

About 80 percent of the adults in the U.S. have been bothered by back pain at some point.

Survey seeks answers on best treatments for back pain

Job losses slow dramatically

Job losses slow dramatically

Employers shed the fewest jobs since September in the latest monthly report. But the news is not all good.

Job losses slow dramatically but unemployment rate rises

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Obama calls out Iran's leader

Obama calls out Iran's leaderAt a former Nazi camp, the president sends a message to Holocaust denier Ahmadinejad.

Obama calls out Iran's leader

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The truth about energy drinks revealed

The truth about energy drinks revealedThey claim to give your mind and body a boost, but can they harm your health?

The truth about energy drinks revealed

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And I Quote

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

~ Will Rogers

News of a different kind

Youngster completes court traffic class

Among the 13 drivers sentenced by a judge to attend Avilio Chavez's traffic safety class Thursday was a Los Lunas boy still 10 years too young for a learner's permit.

Ohio widow's donation of WWII shell spurs shutdown

A military museum near Columbus, Ohio got more than it bargained for when the widow of a World War II veteran tried to donate an artillery shell.

Kitten survives 40 miles trapped in wheel well

Miracle, a 6-week-old black kitten, went for a 40-mile ride this week in the wheel-well of a 2002 Buick La Sabre

Break-In Leads To Largest-Ever Pot Bust

For one married Matteson couple, their second house wasn't a ritzy vacation home on a lake or a piece of property to be rented out for some extra monthly cash.

Break-In Leads To Largest-Ever Pot Bust

Just Like A Pill

Pink

Teacher dies in school toilet after being bullied at work

A junior school teacher collapsed and died at school after being bullied at work, an inquest heard.

Full Story

US bishop sentenced for church bell noise

It's about damned time!

An American priest has been given a suspended sentence of 10 days in prison and three years' probation for violating a noise ordinance.

(Should have been an 'active' prison sentence)

Full Story

Botox allows paralysed man to walk again after 20 years

Botox is an accepted treatment for the type of paralysis commonly associated with strokes.

Savings secrets from frugal millionaires

Savings secrets from frugal millionairesFollow these folks' unique spending philosophy to help you keep more of your money.

Savings secrets

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Home luxuries you don't need

Home luxuries you don't needDesign experts admit they bought these home products and never used them.

Home luxuries you don't need

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Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is the Holiest of Holies for members of the Fraternal Order of Police everywhere.

It is Doughnut Day!
(That's 'Donut' to thems that caint' spell)

Air France mystery deepens with debris questions

Air France mystery deepens with debris questions

Items pulled from the sea on Thursday are not from Flight 447's crash, officials reveal.

Mystery deepens with debris questions

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Phone interview is newest job search hurdle

Phone interview is newest job search hurdle

Once the preliminary step of a job hunt — often with softball questions — the phone interview is now turning into a lengthy, in-depth process.

Phone interview

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Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires, Argentina
Verona, Veneto, Italy
Stoney Creek, Ontario, Canada
Camberley, England, United Kingdom
Leipzig, Sachsen, Germany
Bangkok, Krung Thep, Tailand
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
Innsbruck, Tirol, Austria
Helsinki, Southern Finland, Finland
Leicester, England, United Kingdom
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
London, England, United Kingdom
Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
Tehran, Esfahan, Iran

as well as Scotland, Brazil, Australia, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

It's not just your loved ones who are so darned pleased with what you've been able to successfully tackle lately, it's also the higher-ups who've been watching you to see if you're ready for a bump up the career ladder.
You know you're worthy -- of both their attention and affection -- and you've proven it.
Once the news arrives, and it will, let loose and do just a tad of celebrating.
You've certainly earned this.

You ain't just whistling Dixie.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Where have they all gone

We here at Carolina Naturally have been sad to see the absence of our numerous faithful Chinese readers over the last few weeks - the last few days especially.
It is a sorry state of affairs when the exchange of ideas in stifled by someone scared of the truth.
Maybe sometime soon we shall see our Chinese readers return.

11-Year-Old Graduates From College

Moshe Kai Cavalin , 11, graduates with honors from East Los Angeles Community College this week, but just don't call him a genius.

11-Year-Old Graduates From College

Air France investigation focuses on sensors

Air France investigation focuses on sensors

Officials trying to determine why the jet broke apart over the Atlantic are looking into the possibility that speed sensors may have failed.

Investigation focuses on sensors

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Tiananmen Square, + 20

The most vivid symbol of 'Right Conquers Might' in the last fifty years!

Crunchberry Suit

From the "The (Funny) Farm called and your room is ready." Department:

A woman sued the Cap'n Crunch people because her cereal didn't contain any "crunchberries":
On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit. The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned to her dismay that said "berries" were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls, and that although the product did contain some strawberry fruit concentrate, it was not otherwise redeemed by fruit. She sued, on behalf of herself and all similarly situated consumers who also apparently believed that there are fields somewhere in our land thronged by crunchberry bushes.

Media banned from Tiananmen Square

In this BBC news video, a reporter with all the necessary documentation tries to visit Tiananmen Square with a cameraperson, only to find himself surrounded by umbrella-wielding goons who use their unfurled bumbershoots to block every shot the camera-person tries to catch.

Media banned from Tiananmen Square

Sound Familiar?

Terrorists all sound the same.

Ancient warfare: Fighting for the greater good

Lethal warfare drove the evolution of altruistic behavior among ancient humans, claims a new study.

School's Out

This is for my grandkids who get out of school tomorrow!
Alice Cooper (with a little help from the Muppets)

Apes Laugh

From BBC-Science and National Geographic:
Laughing orangutan
Research carried out by tickling apes and infants suggests laughter evolved in a common ancestor of great apes and humans.

Laughter seems to be shared by all great apes – that would mean having a giggle dates back some 10 to 16 million years to our common ancestor.

Here's what it sounds like when apes laugh ...

AUDIO (Requires Windows Media Player)

Hear Bonobo Laughter

Hear Chimp Laughter

Hear Gorilla Laughter

Hear Human-Baby Laughter

Hear Orangutan Laughter

Mapping the audible similarities and differences in laughs across the five species, the researchers created an acoustic family tree of human and great ape laughter.

Gun-loving Pastor To His Flock: Piece Be With You

This won't end well ...

A Kentucky pastor is inviting his flock to bring guns to church to celebrate the Fourth of July and the Second Amendment.

Gun-loving Pastor To His Flock: Piece Be With You

Ignorance still shines brightly in Kentucky I see.

Always check the gas gauge ...

... BEFORE robbing the bank!

Authorities say they've arrested two suspected bank robbers after their getaway vehicle ran out of gas.

Daytona Beach bank robbery suspects run out of gas during attempted getaway

'Witch bottle' containing finger nails hair and pins discovered

A 17th century "witch bottle" used to rid the sick of evil spells has been found intact, containing finger nail clippings, hair and pins.

Full Story

Nursing home fined for maggots found on patient

A Florida nursing home has been fined $16,000 by state regulators after a patient was found injured on the floor with maggots crawling out of his leg cast.

Full Story

Sneaky diet disasters in a glass

Sneaky diet disasters in a glass

Even drinks with "zero" calories can sabotage your diet, according to this new health study.

Sneaky diet disasters in a glass

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Couple to wed in zero gravity

Couple to wed in zero gravity

A Brooklyn couple will become the first on the planet to say "I do" while literally walking on air.

Couple to wed in zero gravity

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5 red flags on a credit report

5 red flags on a credit report

Late payments are just one of the things that lenders don't want to see on your credit report.

5 red flags

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Muslims mixed on Obama's speech

Muslims mixed on Obama's speech

The president's address in Cairo was powerful, but it's what he didn't say that disappointed.

Obama's speech

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Mystery of China's lone 'Tank Man' lingers

Questions persist about the man who bravely confronted a line of tanks at Tiananmen Square 20 years ago.

Mystery of China's lone 'Tank Man' lingers

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Man invents 'tornado-proof' car

Man invents 'tornado-proof' car

Former NASCAR driver and storm chaser Steve Greene hopes his tricked-out ride can help forecasters save lives.

'Tornado-proof' car

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Crews recover first wreckage from Air France flight

Crews recover first wreckage from Air France flight

The plane disappeared Sunday night, the deadliest crash in Air France history and the world's worst commercial air accident since 2001.

Crews recover first wreckage from Air France flight

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And I Quote

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

~ Voltaire

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Oslo, Oslo, Norway
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Stuttgart, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
Islamabad, Islamabad, Pakistan
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Ploiesti, Prahova, Romania
Calcutta, West Bengal, India
Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Brussels, Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest, Belgium
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
New Delhi, Delhi, India
Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany
Manchester, England, United Kingdom
Riyadh, Ar Riyad, Saudi Arabia
Kingston Upon Hull, England United Kingdom
Prince Albert, Saskatchewan, Canada
Tyreso, Stockholms Lan, Sweden
London, England, United Kingdom

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

The tricky part of the juicy secret that's about to be whispered into your ear is that you may need to keep it that way for at least a few more weeks -- and as wonderful as you'll be feeling once you've heard it, that may not be easy.
You're grinning already, aren't you?

How did you know?!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Beautiful Soul

Jessie McCartney

Road rage, loose change and ranch dressing?

Had to post this cops and robbers story as a stand alone post simply because of the title:

An 18-year-old Boise woman threw spare change and ranch dressing at another driver, then rammed his car several times with her pickup, according to police.

Tales of the Weird

For more than 100 years, a lonely island along the coast of Scotland has been the home of an enduring mystery.

Can anyone shed a light on this mystery?

Cops and Robbers

Authorities arrested a woman for allegedly trying to kidnap her daughter's boyfriend and haul him away to Northern California.

Authorities said Bessie Lou Phillips was so mad her brother was sentenced to life in prison for scamming an elderly woman she followed the victim and rammed her car.

If it's Thursday, it's time to rob a bank. That was the schedule followed by a man who admitted robbing six New Jersey banks on consecutive Thursdays between late January and early March.

Academia ... Maybe

Two stories from the world of the classroom:

At the end of his speech Tuesday urging legalization of marijuana, a 17-year-old Peninsula High School student pulled out a joint, lit it and smoked away.

A Pittsburgh-area school board has upheld the expulsion of a 15-year-old middle school student who was found to have an eyebrow shaver in her handbag during a random search.

New Bin Laden Tape Blasts Obama

It's the same old song and dance:

Al Qaeda Chief Says U.S. President Has Planted Seeds Of "Hatred And Vengeance"

Damn, he needs to learn another tune! This one has gotten very stale.

Ten-Year Old Fights Breast Cancer

Hannah Powell-Auslam, is a rarity, and not in a good way. In fact, she is one of few children to be diagnosed with breast cancer; she is only 10 years old and she is already fighting it.

Cops Looking for Bra Bandits

Parma, Ohio police are looking for a couple of bra bandits who walked off with $2,700 worth of Victoria's Secret bras.

The theft happened at the Victoria's Secret store in Parmatown mall last week.

Police said the couple are seen first on surveillance video walking around the store. The man in the video is carrying a bag that is noticeably fuller when he leaves the store.

Parma Police Spokesman Marty Compton said it appears that the couple was stuffing the bras into the bags. They got away with a total of 60 bras.

"Surprisingly it's the brazen comfort they had in walking in scarfing up the merchandise and just walking back out," Compton said.

Compton said this is the third theft report from the store in the last nine months, but this is the first theft caught on video.

"It could be a ring of individuals who are obtaining merchandise to sell on the internet through black market outlets things of that nature," Compton said.

Gingrich backs off 'racist' label for Sotomayor

Gingrich backs off 'racist' label for Sotomayor

The former house speaker says he shouldn't have called the president's Supreme Court nominee a racist.

Gingrich backs off

Air France jet may have broke up above ocean

Air France jet may have broke up above ocean

Investigators focus on a theory that the jetliner came apart over the Atlantic as it flew through a violent storm.

Air France jet may have broke up above ocean

Mongolian Death Worm

"In Search of the Mongolian Death Worm (creepy story and pictures of monstrous creature from the sands of Mongolia)"

Two bullets that collided in mid air in 1854 - one Russian, one French

Those are two bullets, French and Russian collided in the air, back at 1854 during the war in Russia at Crimea peninsula. People say that a probability odds for this to happen is one to a billion, and to find such 150 years later was also a great luck.

Two bullets that collided in mid air in 1854 - one Russian, one French...

How your undies track the recession

Guys, if you want to know where the economy is headed next, look in your underwear drawer.

If you're like most men, you've got more than a few skivvies in, well, less than perfect condition.

If you're put off buying replacements -- and your significant other hasn't done it for you -- then guess what? The recession probably ain't over yet.

In fact, right now men's underwear sales suggest that things have bottomed but not started to recover.

Sure, this sounds trivial. But no less an economist than former Federal Reserve chief Alan Greenspan is a fan of men's underwear sales as an important economic indicator.

It's one of several unusual indicators economists turn to in hard times. We went looking through them in a quest for the much-discussed "green shoots" of an imminent recovery.

Read the rest here.

Now, there is a scary thought!

Olbermann to Retire O'Reilly Schtick, Proposes Fox News "Quarantine"

Keith tells it like it is!

Mysterious night-shining clouds may peak this year

First reported in 1885, "noctilucent", or night-shining, clouds form so high in the Earth's atmosphere they are lit even after the sun has set. The first northern hemisphere clouds of the year were spotted last week by sky watchers, and the week before that by a NASA spacecraft (Image: Ian Brantingham)

The lull in the sun's activity in recent years should produce a bumper crop of the high-flying clouds, which have been on the rise and could be linked to climate change.

Mysterious night-shining clouds may peak this year

How Antarctica grew its ice – and lost its hanging gardens

From New Scientist:

The most detailed radar maps ever of the Gamburtsev mountains, which lie under 3 kilometers of Antarctic ice, show how lush forests turned into frozen waste.

How Antarctica grew its ice – and lost its hanging gardens

(This is another take on the previous post from BBC-Science.)

Science News

From BBC-Science:
East Antarctic ice sheet
The East Antarctic ice sheet was formed over an "Alpine" backdrop 14 million years ago, research suggests.

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Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools: The Randall Terry, et. al., Anti-Choice Hypocrites edition

An Anti-Choice Terrorist kills a man and this is the hypocrites response:

Terry Declares That Tiller “Reaped What He Sowed,” Then Asks If Someone Will Buy Him Lunch
Damnation awaits terry and his ilk, most assuredly it does in any religious theory - even the Atheists!

Bible Used to Justify Dr. Tiller’s Murder
That work of pure fiction is used to 'justify' a whole hell of a lot of things - erroneously of course.

Randall Terry: “George Tiller was a mass-murderer. We grieve for him that he did not have time to properly prepare his soul to face God.”
Tell another whopper while you're at it - two is not enough!

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And just the fiction novel these freaks are bellowing on about say about abortion, you ask?
(here's a hint for you - nada, nil, zip, zilch, nunca, none, nothing, zero)
What Does the Bible Say About Abortion?

Five piece toolkit made by wild chimps

Chimps built a 5-piece toolkit to help them extract honey from underground bee colonies.

The tools consist of pounders, enlargers, collectors, perforators and swabbers. Chimps, suspended in acrobatic positions on branches, might first pull out a thick stick pounder to break open beehive entrances. They then reach for another stick, the enlarger, to perforate and widen different honeybee hive compartments. Next comes the collector, used to dip or scoop out honey.

Different tools and methods are needed to obtain underground bee honey. The chimps wield a perforator to penetrate the ground, locate a honey chamber and dig into the soil. They then pull off strips of bark to "dip and spoon the honey out of the opened beehive."

Obtaining honey from an underground hive isn't easy. Aside from dealing with angry, stinging bees, the chimps must dig narrow sideways tunnels, maintain perfect aim and prevent soil from falling into, and ruining, their desired sweet reward.

Liars and Fools

Liars and Fools: The Swill O'Really edition

Oh my, Media Matters catches Swill O'Really in another lie.

He cannot tell the truth and guess what ...

Here's what Media Matters has dug up:

* On the May 15 edition of The O'Reilly Factor, O'Reilly stated that Kathleen Sebelius, who was then the governor of Kansas and is now secretary of health and human services, "is the most pro-abortion governor in the United States. Based upon Dr. Tiller, the baby killer in her state, and all of that. All right? So there's no doubt."

* On the May 11 edition of The O'Reilly Factor, O'Reilly said Sebelius "is pro-abortion. She wants the babies done for. This is -- she supported Tiller the baby killer out there."

* On the April 27 edition of The O'Reilly Factor, O'Reilly said that Sebelius "recently vetoed a bill that placed restrictions on late-term abortions in Kansas. The bill was introduced because of the notorious Tiller the baby killer case, where Dr. George Tiller destroys fetuses for just about any reason right up until the birth date for $5,000."

* On the April 3 edition of The O'Reilly Factor, O'Reilly said, "Tiller got acquitted in Kansas, Tiller the baby killer."

* On the March 27 edition of The O'Reilly Factor, O'Reilly stated: "Now, we have bad news to report, that Tiller the baby killer out in Kansas -- acquitted. Acquitted today of murdering babies. I wasn't in the courtroom. I didn't sit on the jury. But there's got to be a special place in hell for this guy."