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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Lincoln document lands in surprising state

Lincoln document lands in surprising stateResearchers wonder why a Civil War memo turned up in Hawaii's state archives.

Lincoln document lands in Hawaii

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Computer injuries on the rise

Computer injuries on the rise

It isn't just blurry vision and carpal tunnel that affects those who work and play around PCs.

Computer injuries on the rise

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This is called TREASON!

More Treason!

Mark Kirk (retard-Illinois) openly tells a foreign government not to trust the administration in Washington.

Praying for god to kill Obama

MORE TREASON!

When are we going to put a stop to these wackos!?


Yes, I'm that much of a murderous asshole - for God, of course

Former Southern Baptist Convention officer Wiley Drake claimed on Faux News Radio that he is praying “imprecatory prayer” against Obama. In other words, he is praying for God to kill President Obama.

Drake said on “The Alan Colmes Show” that unless Obama repents, he is praying that God will kill the president. He believes that is what happened to slain abortion provider George Tiller. It worked on Tiller, why not the president?
*****

To paraphrase Mahatmas Gandhi, 'I like your jesus - I do not like his followers they are so non-jesus like." or as the bumperstickers exclaim "jesus save me from your followers!"

Science News

From BBC-Science:


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Science News

From BBC-Science:
London (PA)
Children may be at greater risk from the microscopic particles in traffic pollution than previously thought, according to new research seen by BBC News.
Tarantula (SPL)
Some of the world's largest and hairiest spiders are helping to unlock the secrets of spider silk
Did Soviet excesses bring commercial whaling to an end?
Basking sharks' annual migration to Cornwall
Why some link swine flu to intensive farming
Experiments showing how much snakes' bellies grip in different directions has shed light on how they slither.

New Communicable AIDS Like Disease Spreading in China

Amidst the recent hysteria over swine flu, the bigger story as it relates to exotic disease and the possibility for pandemic was lost in the fray. The independent Chinese language network “New Tang Dynasty Television”, filed a report this past Wednesday about a new disease which seems to mimic the AIDS virus but is spreading through mainland China via casual contact or exchange of bodily fluids such as sweat or saliva. Due to the Chinese government’s restrictions on the press, details are light at this time with the following video report being the only credible footage available at this time. Estimates at this time are indicating at least 600 have been infected. The mortality rate of the disease is as of yet, unknown.

Lush Dimbulb as he really is ...

A Traitor - A Pedophile - A Junkie - A Liar -A Fool - An Obese Buffoon

Prehistoric Critters More Bizarre than the Dinos

Why should dinosaurs have all the fun?

Here are a few prehistoric critters that are every bit as bizarre as the strangest of the Dinosaurs.

Going green: Woman uses recyclable bag to rob bank

Going green helped a woman rob an Austin bank.

The Travis County Sheriff's Office says a woman held up a bank Tuesday and apparently used a recyclable grocery bag to haul away the greenbacks.

Bullet lodged in kid's head for 3 hours

An 11-year-old "miracle" boy sat calmly in a Brooklyn emergency room for three hours -- unaware there was a bullet in his skull.

Schoolgirl allergic to 21st Century

Molly Harrad, from Herne Bay, Kent, cannot wear normal shoes, socks or clothing or even come into contact with carpet.

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Pick Up The Pieces

Average White Band (live)

Woman on trial for killing, freezing babies

A 41-year-old Frenchwoman who confessed to killing three of her newborn babies, hiding two corpses in the freezer of her expat home in South Korea, went on trial for murder today.

Full Story

British boy finds seven-leaf clover

A British 9-year-old said he discovered a seven-leaf clover while hunting for the four-leaf variety with his father in a nature reserve.

Full Story

Video Released in Great-Grandmother Tasering

Kathryn Winkfein, a 72-year-old TX great-grandmother who was allegedly caught speeding 15 MPH over the limit. She was tasered after failing to respond to an order to sign the speeding ticket, used profane language, and became “violent.”

Full Story

The most competitive types of coworkers

5 most competitive types of coworkersLearn to deal with this familiar cast of characters lurking in the workplace.

5 most competitive types of coworkers

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Amazing look inside a tornado caught on tape

Amazing look inside a tornado caught on tape

Dramatic video shows the beautiful and terrifying moments of a tornado turning on its side.

Amazing look inside a tornado

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Parents believe son is reincarnated WWII pilot

Eerie details and recurring nightmares convince a boy's parents he lived a past life.

Parents believe son is reincarnated WWII pilot

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The best places to live in the U.S.

The best places to live in the U.S.These great places to work or retire range from a quaint suburb to a live-music mecca.

The best places to live

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Blast kills at least 5 at luxury hotel in Pakistan

Blast kills at least 5 at luxury hotel in PakistanSuicide attackers detonate a truck bomb at a 5-star hotel in Peshawar.

Blast kills at least 5 at luxury hotel in Pakistan

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Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Quezon City, Quezon City, Philippines
Abbottabad, North-West Frontier, Pakistan
Athens, Attiki, Greece
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Stafford, England, United Kingdom
Bucharest, Bucuresti, Romania
London, England, United Kingdom
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
Okinawa, Okinawa, Japan
Brussels, Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest, Belgium
Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Buenos Aires, Beunos Aires, Argentina
Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany
Rewari, Haryana, India
Calais, Nord-Pas-De-Calais, France
Recife, Pernambuco, Brazil
Castlegar, British Columbia, Canada
High Wycombe, England, United Kingdom

as well as every state in the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

After days of feeling like that tension in your shoulders was never going to go away, you'll wake up this morning feeling like a brand-new person.
And it's probably going to keep getting better, too.
By tonight, whatever stress you're still feeling from recent events will be nothing more than a distant memory.
Help the process along.
Refuse to discuss anything more serious than where to have dinner.

Hey, what is for dinner?

Monday, June 8, 2009

Most dangerous driving mistakes

Most dangerous driving mistakesThis lapse behind the wheel causes 80 percent of crashes.

Most dangerous driving mistakes

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Dimbulb Spews

Dimbulb Spews

Dimbulb says Obama is doing a better job than Al Qaeda of destroying America
We posted an extensive piece on this treason a few days ago but include it here again.

Dimbulb suggests Obama was really calling for "socialism," "fascism"
Nope, but that hasn't shut up the Lush nor has the fact he doesn't have clue as to what socialism and fascism are.

Dimbuld on Obama: "We've got a miniature dictator in waiting here in his own mind"
Projecting again, are we there Lush?

The danger that is the wing nuts

The danger that is the wing nuts:

Threats to judges are another warning sign of rising right-wing extremism
It's time to call'em as they are - terrorists - and treat them accordingly!

Conservative radio host charged with inciting violence
One on many to come!

Obama ramps up stimulus spending

The president promises more than 600,000 jobs with federal agencies pumping billions into public works projects and school programs.

Obama ramps up stimulus spending

Sneaky ways that calories add up

Sneaky ways that calories add up

A look at some common meals reveals how easy it is to rack up more than 1,000 calories in one sitting.

Sneaky ways that calories add up

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More bodies, key part found at Air France site

More bodies, key part found at Air France site

Search crews recover eight more bodies and the plane's vertical stabilizer from the Atlantic Ocean.

More bodies, key part found at Air France site

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Will Iran's 'Marriage Crisis' Bring Down Ahmadinejad?

Farhad and Mahnaz are the quintessential Iranian couple. They are both engineers with a shared passion for hiking and movies and have been smitten with each other for six years - but Farhad and Mahnaz can't afford to get married because even a one-bedroom apartment is beyond their reach, despite their both having decent middle-class ...

The Gall continues

AIG wants money from charities to pay executive bonuses.

Read more here.

Can you believe this shit ...!

Wing Nut Yammering and Flap Doodle

Wing Nuttery

Lamar Smith: 'The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.'
Just can't get it through that granite he uses for gray matter the media is as 'liberal' as their conservative owners - the bias in the media is distinctly not liberal - the truth has a liberal bias, though and that is why it causes acute pain to the troglodytes.

Broun (retard-Georgia) redubs climate bill 'Wacky-Marxist Tax And Cap'
Fantasy Land is missing another of its village idiots I see.

Akin (relapse-Missouri) speaks out on global climate change: "I mean, we just went from winter to spring. In Missouri when we go from winter to spring, that's a good climate change. I don't want to stop that climate change."
Damn, How many village idiots are there in Fantasy Land?

Some read the Constitution

A judge has decided that newspapers remain free to publish pictures of a politician being arrested. Thanks, your honor. Mighty nice of you to read the constitution.

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Liars and Fools

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Simmons sells kidney stone for charity

Kiss star Gene Simmons has raised $15,000 for a good cause by selling his kidney stone in a bizarre online auction.

Simmons sells kidney stone for charity

And don't forget Gene Simmons Family Jewels is back on A&E Sunday nights at 9pm.

Skydive ends badly

Authorities say a skydiver who bungled the landing on a roughly 10,000-foot nighttime jump was flown to a hospital but ended up with little more than a broken nose.

Skydive ends badly

Monk Fish

Known as the 'poor man's lobster' (because it tastes like lobster, Duh) the Monk fish is one ugly mother trucker.

Sit-ups are bad for your back

Want flat abs this summer?
Doctors say crunches aren't the best way to get that washboard stomach.

Sit-ups are bad for your back

Man caught speeding tells police someone stole his pot

From the "Real Swift, there buddy" Department:

A Pennsylvania man arrested in a traffic stop told police he was speeding because he was chasing someone who stole his pot.

Full Story

Lion escapes and swims to school

A lion that escaped from its cage in a China zoo went for a swim in a local river.

Full Story

Heinz creates world's smallest microwave

It is the world's smallest, portable microwave and can be powered via a link to the USB port on a laptop computer.

Full Story

U.S. team to aid in Air France black box search

U.S. team to aid in Air France black box search

A Navy team is bringing high-tech underwater listening devices to search the Atlantic, while searchers have recovered more bodies.

U.S. team to aid in search

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North Korea hands harsh sentence to journalists

Laura Ling and Euna Lee have been convicted and sentenced to 12 years in a labor prison, intensifying the nation's confrontation with the U.S.

North Korea hands harsh sentence to journalists

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Inflatable tower could climb to the edge of space

A giant pneumatic structure could let people climb 20 km without the need for a rocket – and it could be constructed with current technology.

Inflatable tower could climb to the edge of space

Botox could stop disease in its tracks

The neurotoxin, commonly used as a wrinkle smoothing treatment, has been modified so that it could potentially be used to treat asthma and possibly cancer.

Was I here Before ...

'Tip-of-the-tongue' moments and déjà vu are phenomena that reveal our brains' occasional slip-ups – now we're a little closer to understanding both experiences.

Sex talk wins 'science idol' competition

A Serbian molecular biologist has beaten off competition from around the world to win International FameLab – a kind of Pop Idol of science.

Science News

From BBC-Science:
Dyke
A new technique has been helping scientists piece together how the Earth's continents were arranged 2.5 billion years ago.

A tornado whirled its way across Cornwall on a day of furious weather in Britain

A TORNADO whirled its way across Cornwall yesterday on a day of wild weather around Britain.

A day of furious weather in Britain

Now, I may be off here, but aren't tornados a wee bit rare in Britain?

Sarah Palin Accused Of Plagiarism

From the "Who gives a flying rat's ass they're only repugicans" Department:

Sarah Palin has been accused of paraphrasing at length from an article co-written by Newt Gingrich when she gave a speech, but her lawyer says proper credit was given to the former House speaker.

And this is news how?
She is dumber than a doorknob in the first place and secondly she is spoon-fed her 'opinions' by her masters just like every other moron, er, excuse me, repugican.

She Talks To Angels

The Black Crows

Efel the hen lays massive 7oz egg?

Efel the hen was left a little shell shocked after laying this monster egg... It took the gingernut ranger 30 minutes to squeeze out the whopper, which at 7oz is three times the size of a normal one.

Khmer babies 'smashed against trees'

The former jail chief of the Khmer Rouge regime has told Cambodia's UN-backed war crimes trial that his staff had murdered babies by smashing them against trees at a "killing field".

Full Story

Just think these people were/are the same in their 'thought processes' as are the wing-nuts here today. The Khmer were the domestic terrorists of Cambodia and though they call themselves by many names the domestic terrorists in this country are just the same.

Surfer survives jellyfish swarm

A Brit kite-surfer was left fighting for life after he became trapped in a two-mile slick of poisonous jellyfish off the coast of Costa Rica.

Full Story

Whinny Service Personnel

This is for all the travelers out there who have to put up with obnoxious service personnel while traveling:

Unexpected moves that could hurt your credit

Unexpected moves that could hurt your credit

Your credit score could take a hit if you do any of these seven actions — some of which may seem harmless.

Moves that could hurt your credit

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National landmarks in danger of disappearing

National landmarks in danger of disappearingThese treasured U.S. vacation spots are threatened in some way by an environmental hazard.

National landmarks in danger of disappearing

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Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today happens to be:

Upsy Daisy Day!

The Beatles at Shea Stadium - 1965

The Beatles

China wants PCs to come with anti-porn software

China wants all personal computers sold domestically to come with software that blocks online pornography, one of the developers said Monday, potentially giving the government another avenue to control Internet use.

The software, called "Green Dam-Youth Escort," targets online porn by preventing computers from accessing sites with pornographic pictures or language, Zhang Chenmin, general manager of Jinhui Computer System Engineering Co., said. Jinhui, based in Zhengzhou, capital of Henan in central China, was compiling a database of the blocked sites.

"According to our surveys, many teenage students have become familiar with Internet pornography and they commonly share the addresses of pornographic Web sites with one another," Zhang said.

The software could also be used to block other kinds of Web sites, depending on keywords, Zhang said. The Chinese government routinely blocks political sites, especially ones it considers socially destabilizing such as sites that challenge the ruling Communist Party, promote democratic reform or advocate independence for Tibet.

Parents can develop their own lists of sites to be added to the database of blacklisted sites, Zhang said.

"If a father doesn't want his son to be exposed to content related to basketball or drugs, he can block all Web sites related to those things," Zhang said, adding that conversely, users also could unblock Web sites that appear in the database.

Zhang said his company signed a 21 million yuan ($3 million) contract with the Chinese government last May to develop the software and distribute it to personal computer-makers free of charge within one year, to be included with units meant for domestic sale. The software was jointly developed by Beijing Dazheng Language Technology Co. Ltd., which declined to comment.

Consumers can uninstall the software if they do not want it, Zhang said.

China, which has the world's largest population of Internet users at more than 250 million, this year launched a nationwide crackdown on Internet pornography, which is banned in China. More than 1,900 Web sites have been shut down since the beginning of the campaign and Web sites including Google and Baidu, China's most popular search engine, were criticized for linking to suspect sites.

According to the Wall Street Journal on Monday, China's Ministry of Industry and Information Technology issued a notice on May 19 to personal computer-makers that PCs to be sold in China as of July 1 must be preloaded with the software.

The program would either be installed on the hard drive or enclosed on a compact disc, the paper reported, adding that PC makers would be required to tell authorities how many PCs they have shipped with the software.

A separate notice on its Web site said all primary and secondary schools were required to install the Green Dam software on every school computer by the end of last month.

Educators "should fully realize the damage that harmful online information does to the physical and mental health of primary and secondary school students," the notice said.

Good careers that have bad reputations

Good careers that have bad reputations

These five professions often get a bad rap, but the fields are expected to grow and practitioners can earn solid wages.

Good careers

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Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
Leeds, England, United Kingdom
London, England, United Kingdom
Maribor, Brezovia, Slovenia
Panama City, Panama City, Panama
Joliette, Quebec, Canada
Brasilia, Dristrito Federal, Brazil
Reus, Catalonia, Spain
Athens, Attiki, Greece
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Kingston, Ontario, Canada
New Delhi, Delhi, India
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

You'll be a veritable fount of willpower now, and only too happy to get everything done that needs doing.
You won't have to tackle it all by yourself, though.
You'll have plenty of help, if you let your loved ones know what's in your mind and in your heart.
You have more than enough enthusiasm to win anyone over to your side -- and a couple of favors to call in, too.

Sounds good to me.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Alternative medicine pushes into mainstream

One doctor calls it "mystical mumbo jumbo," but he's still an advocate because he says patients feel better.

Alternative medicine pushes into mainstream

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Giant Lobster Roll Rolls Into Portland, Maine

What could be the world's longest lobster roll turned out to be even longer than expected.

Giant Lobster Roll

Retrieval Team Finds Mannequin Instead of Remains

A specialized ropes team repelled down a cliff at West Rock State Park to recover what they thought was a body.

Retrieval Team Finds Mannequin

Anti-Syrian bloc celebrates Lebanon election win

An anti-Syrian coalition defeated Hezbollah in Lebanon's parliamentary election on Sunday in a blow to Syria and Iran and a boost to the United States.

Anti-Syrian bloc celebrates Lebanon election win

And I Quote ... well sort of

Beauty is but short lived tyranny.

~ Socrates

But ugly is eternal oppression.

~ Nacktman

Rogue Cops

Hope Steffey was brutally and illegally strip searched while handcuffed and tied to the floor face down by as many as SEVEN police officers - male and female.
Her crime? Being the victim of a crime!

Tour the Lighthouse

Visitors to a famous North Carolina lighthouse will be given a unique opportunity to view it from the inside.

Full Moon Lighthouse Tours

North Korea Returned To Terror List

The communist country has conducted recent nuclear and missile tests, and there are concerns about the North's shipping nuclear material to other nations.

North Korea May Be Returned To Terror List

Best housing markets for the next 10 years

Best housing markets for the next 10 years

Home prices in these towns are projected to have the best annual returns through the year 2018.

Best housing markets for the next 10 years

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More bodies recovered near jet crash site

Searchers have found more bodies in the Atlantic near the area where the Air France plane crashed last week.

More bodies recovered near jet crash site

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Headlines

Headlines for June 7, 2009

Science News

Science headlines:

Everyday I Write The Book

Elvis Costello

Have you ever noticed ...

... That those who are always yelling to the rooftops about others having 'blood on their hands' are the ones with blood on their hands?!

Pakistan mosque blast prompts attack on Taliban

It looks like the Pakistani people have had enough ...

Hundreds of Pakistanis banded together and attacked Taliban strongholds in a troubled northwestern region to avenge a deadly suicide bombing at a local mosque, a top government official said Sunday.

Iraqi forces arrest five U.S. security contractors

Iraqi forces detained five U.S. security contractors in connection with the killing of a fellow American contractor last month in Baghdad's Green Zone.

Iraqi forces arrest five U.S. security contractors

Unusual Holidays and Celebrations

Today is Daniel Boone Day!

Daily Almanac

Today is Sunday, June 7, the 158th day of 2009 with 207 to follow.
The moon is full. (Which explains a lot.)

Today in History - June 7

Yeah, Right ...

A suspected armed robber under house arrest told police in Wisconsin his electronic anklet fell off in a men's room but police say it had been cut.

Accused Bail-Jumper Says Anklet Fell Off

Anything goes in Miami Beach ...

Miami Beach tolerates all kinds of eccentricity, but the south Florida playground of the rich and famous draws the line at a bicycle riding rooster named Mr. Clucky.

Sixteen Tons

Tennessee Ernie Ford

Man robs a cab ...

He was caught the next day when he hailed a cab and was picked up by the same driver.

Oh, Hi there Mr. Robber, so nice to see you again

Why does my cheese grater glow in the dark?

Why cheese grater was found radioactive

A new study warns that common consumer products are being shipped to the U.S. made of scrap metal mixed with radioactive waste.

Why cheese grater was found radioactive

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Readership Distribution

In checking in on our readership distribution we find:

This is sort of what we expected (and the reason we mainly post a list of some of the foreign countries our readers are in on a daily basis - our fingers would be tired trying to list all the domestic readers or even part of them).

Worst shark-attack beaches in U.S.

Worst shark-attack beaches in U.S.

Known as the shark-attack capital of the world, the top spot on this list is still popular with beach goers thanks to its predictable surf and white sands.

Worst shark-attack beaches in U.S.

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Health insurers want you to keep smoking

Health insurers around the world collectively hold $4.5 billion worth of tobacco industry stock, according to a new study. The Consumerist has great highlights on the story, including this great quote from the study's co-author, David Himmelstein, "[It's] the combined taxidermist and veterinarian approach: either way you get your dog back." Also: Toronto's Sun Life financial lied and said it didn't have any tobacco stock -- it has over $1 billion.

Why is it a big deal? "If you own a billion dollars [of tobacco stock], then you don't want to see it go down," says Himmelstein, "You are less likely to join anti-tobacco coalitions, endorse anti-tobacco legislation, basically, anything most health companies would want to participate in."...

But with $4.5 billion still invested in Big Tobacco, many insurers are reaping profits from a cancer-causing industry. As Himmelstein puts it, "Is this who we want running our healthcare system?"

Runaway Brides

The Wall Street Journal reports on the overabundance of Chinese men of marriageable age (currently 32 million more men than women, roughly the population of Canada). As a result women are charging much higher bride prices (equivalent of 5 or even 10 years' farming wages) and then there are the scams in which women show up in rural towns with particularly unequal male-female ratio, and pose as relatives of a town resident. They negotiate a high bride price and then take money and run."
"She called me soon after she left," says Mr. Zhou, a slight man with a tentative smile. He says she asked how he was doing, and apologized for the hardship she had caused. "I told her, 'I will see you again one day....'"

Last December a family friend told his mother that her nephew recently married a girl from neighboring Sichuan province. The bride had three female friends visiting her, who might be interested in marrying local men, said this friend.

Encouraged, Mr. Zhou and his mother met the three girls the next day. After an hour's chat with the trio, who claimed to be ages 23, 25 and 27, Mr. Zhou found himself drawn to the prettiest and youngest, Ms. Cai, who had angular features and an ivory complexion.

He proposed marriage. She agreed, with one proviso: cai li of 38,000 yuan, or roughly five years' worth of farm income. The Zhous agreed, but took the precaution of running a quick background check. Tang Yunshou, Xin'an's Communist Party secretary, said Ms. Cai's identity and residential papers checked...

Meanwhile, Mr. Zhou is still lovelorn. "I feel I can't hate her," says the deserted husband, who is now so depressed his parents have forbidden him to leave the village, as he longs to. "She must have her own troubles."

Our Readers

Some of our readers today have been in:

Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Islamabad, Islamabad, Pakistan
Aldershot, England, United Kingdom
Ljubljana, Bohinj, Slovenia
Vitoria, Pais Vasco, Spain
Moscow, Moscow City, Russia
Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India
Brussels, Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest, Belgium
Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
Warrnambod, Victoria, Australia
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Brescia, Lombardia, Italy
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Gampaha, Gampaha, Sri Lanka
Auckland, Auckland, New Zealand
Bath, England, United Kingdom
Hoofddrop, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Granby, Quebec, Canada
London, England, United Kingdom
Quebec, Quebec, Canada

as well as Mexico, Singapore, and the United States

Daily Horoscope

Today's horoscope says:

It's not often that you're tempted to throw your trademark caution to the proverbial winds, but the stars say it may very well happen now.
Perhaps it's taking a big risk professionally that seems alluring, or maybe someone's extremely tempting in the love department.
Being impetuous once in a while isn't necessarily a bad thing -- just make sure you'll come out of this with your ethics intact.

Keep the ethics - will do.