A cat reportedly trekked 2,000 miles to find his owners after they moved house without him. Ravila Hairova, 52, thought her gray cat Karim would find the change too upsetting so she asked neighbors to take him in.
She even left his favorite chair, cushion and food bowls behind in Gulistan, Uzbekistan, so he would feel at home. But two years later she found her bedraggled, starving pet waiting on her doorstep at her new home in Liska, Russia.
"I knew he had disappeared from my neighbors' home a few days after we left which was very sad but we never heard another word about him," she said. "Then I was walking along the road and I saw this cat which seemed to be waiting for me. When I go closer I saw it was Karim - thin, and in very poor condition but it was him. He is very happy now and so are we. I've no idea how he found us but I'm very glad he did."
Ravila's husband Lev Kondratyev, 46, said: "He looks like he used up all of his nine lives to get to us - but it's definitely him. There are certain marks on his body including a scar on his tail when it was caught in the door that show us he is 100 per cent our Karim - and he obviously recognized us as well."
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The place where the world comes together in honesty and mirth.
Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.
Windmills Tilted, Scared Cows Butchered, Lies Skewered on the Lance of Reality ... or something to that effect.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Police quell Ryanair mutiny with chocolate
Police in Scotland had to buy emergency supplies of chocolate and water for a planeload of Ryanair passengers who were close to mutiny after spending four hours on the tarmac without any food and drink. Strathclyde police were called to the Ryanair flight at Prestwick airport in Ayrshire yesterday after the plane was held on the runway due to delays caused by an air traffic controllers strike in France.
The flight, to Girona in Spain, had been due to leave at 2pm but by 6pm the flight's besieged crew called the police. The 168 passengers, many with children, became increasingly angry after the crew refused to open the refreshment trolleys, saying they were forbidden from doing so until the flight was in the air. Others wanted to get off the plane.
Officers decided to buy Mars bars, Double Deckers and water at the force's expense and brought the supplies on board. The flight eventually left shortly before 8pm. A Strathclyde police spokeswoman said: "Officers attended at 6pm to assess the situation and assist cabin crew. Officers subsequently purchased water and chocolate for every passenger on board and took it to them.
"Some of the passengers were slightly fraught after a delay in their flight departing. [Police] remained at the airport until after the plane had left." Ryanair said it was unable to allow the passengers to disembark. "Ryanair asked passengers to remain on board while awaiting take-off authorization, to minimize passenger inconvenience and avoid a further delay or likely flight cancellation," a spokesman said.
The flight, to Girona in Spain, had been due to leave at 2pm but by 6pm the flight's besieged crew called the police. The 168 passengers, many with children, became increasingly angry after the crew refused to open the refreshment trolleys, saying they were forbidden from doing so until the flight was in the air. Others wanted to get off the plane.
Officers decided to buy Mars bars, Double Deckers and water at the force's expense and brought the supplies on board. The flight eventually left shortly before 8pm. A Strathclyde police spokeswoman said: "Officers attended at 6pm to assess the situation and assist cabin crew. Officers subsequently purchased water and chocolate for every passenger on board and took it to them.
"Some of the passengers were slightly fraught after a delay in their flight departing. [Police] remained at the airport until after the plane had left." Ryanair said it was unable to allow the passengers to disembark. "Ryanair asked passengers to remain on board while awaiting take-off authorization, to minimize passenger inconvenience and avoid a further delay or likely flight cancellation," a spokesman said.
Mother's Little Helper
Rolling Stones
Mother's Little Helper
What a drag it is getting old
Kids are different today,
I hear evry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though shes not really ill
Theres a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mothers little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
Things are different today,
I hear evry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husbands just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mothers little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
Men just arent the same today
I hear evry mother say
They just dont appreciate that you get tired
Theyre so hard to satisfy, you can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mothers little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
Lifes just much too hard today,
I hear evry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mothers little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day
Bong Baby
The teenage mom who posted picures in Facebook of her baby smoking a marijuana bong explains why she did it.
Couple become wedged in drainage pipe after being catapulted off their motorbike
A couple found themselves perhaps too close for comfort after apparently shooting off their motorbike and becoming stuck tight in a drainage pipe.
The pair were reportedly thrown from the vehicle after hitting a tree at speed, resulting in them being catapulted into the mouth of the tube. The force of their collision saw them wedged tight and requiring firefighters to free them.
On arrival the rescue teams were greeted with the sight of two pairs of legs sticking out of the mouth of a roadside drainage pipe in Fangzian, Hubei Province, China.
'Without immediate rescue, they would have been in trouble because of the polluted air in the tunnel and the dirty water,' said Officer Yu Chunyou.
The pipe, which reportedly measured less than 50cm in diameter, was surrounded by concrete gutter walls, meaning that firefighters were forced to dig out the silt in order to ease the couple out.
After ten minutes of frantic digging, the couple were freed and taken to hospital.
The pair were reportedly thrown from the vehicle after hitting a tree at speed, resulting in them being catapulted into the mouth of the tube. The force of their collision saw them wedged tight and requiring firefighters to free them.
On arrival the rescue teams were greeted with the sight of two pairs of legs sticking out of the mouth of a roadside drainage pipe in Fangzian, Hubei Province, China.
'Without immediate rescue, they would have been in trouble because of the polluted air in the tunnel and the dirty water,' said Officer Yu Chunyou.
The pipe, which reportedly measured less than 50cm in diameter, was surrounded by concrete gutter walls, meaning that firefighters were forced to dig out the silt in order to ease the couple out.
After ten minutes of frantic digging, the couple were freed and taken to hospital.
£10,000 compensation given to worker who told boss to f**k off
A sacked factory worker yesterday won at least £10,000 compensation after telling a foreman to "f*** off". Machine operator Keith Bodman, 45, lost his job for swearing even though his workmates had only had written warnings for misconduct.
The shop steward, who said he had a 16-year clean work record, claimed he was singled out by bosses. He said: "I'm not proud of the language I used. But the factory floor was a very male environment. I never thought I'd end up losing my job, especially as colleagues only got written warnings for worse."
The Unite union said a "culture of foul language" existed at the Yuasa Battery factory in Ebbw Vale, South Wales. Local co-ordinator Bryan Godsell insisted Mr Bodman, from Blackwood, reacted after bosses quizzed him over his private life.
Yuasa Battery (UK) Ltd settled an undisclosed five-figure sum out of court after Mr Bodman took them to an employment tribunal. A spokesman denied the firm singled him out.
The shop steward, who said he had a 16-year clean work record, claimed he was singled out by bosses. He said: "I'm not proud of the language I used. But the factory floor was a very male environment. I never thought I'd end up losing my job, especially as colleagues only got written warnings for worse."
The Unite union said a "culture of foul language" existed at the Yuasa Battery factory in Ebbw Vale, South Wales. Local co-ordinator Bryan Godsell insisted Mr Bodman, from Blackwood, reacted after bosses quizzed him over his private life.
Yuasa Battery (UK) Ltd settled an undisclosed five-figure sum out of court after Mr Bodman took them to an employment tribunal. A spokesman denied the firm singled him out.
Machete gang hacks off man's fingers and nose
A security worker is recovering after a machete attack outside his home in Kenya, his mother said yesterday. Mike Minihane, 45, lost his fingers and nose in the assault by a gang of five men in the Nairobi suburb of Karen. Mr Minihane was returning home with his wife Christine and their five-year-old son on June 13 when he was attacked.
He was taken to hospital in Nairobi and had eight hours of surgery. He is expected to have further reconstruction work, his mother said. Helen Minihane from Dollar, Clackmannanshire, said: "They hacked off his fingers but they have been reattached. He suffered a fractured skull and I believe he lost his nose, part of his jaw and his teeth. He may have to have a metal pin put behind one of his eyes. But he can walk and talk and he's quite lucid."
Mr Minihane, who has dual British-Irish nationality, has worked in Kenya for around 10 years. He was on a month's leave when he was attacked, in what is thought to have been an attempted carjacking. Mrs Minihane was on holiday in Canada when her other son, who lives in Dublin, called her to tell her what had happened.
She said: "They had been out to dinner somewhere and his wife and his little boy were in the car. They drove round a lane to get to the steel security door and Mike had got out to open it. There were five men and they had a machete, an axe and a machine gun. But at least he survived."
He was taken to hospital in Nairobi and had eight hours of surgery. He is expected to have further reconstruction work, his mother said. Helen Minihane from Dollar, Clackmannanshire, said: "They hacked off his fingers but they have been reattached. He suffered a fractured skull and I believe he lost his nose, part of his jaw and his teeth. He may have to have a metal pin put behind one of his eyes. But he can walk and talk and he's quite lucid."
Mr Minihane, who has dual British-Irish nationality, has worked in Kenya for around 10 years. He was on a month's leave when he was attacked, in what is thought to have been an attempted carjacking. Mrs Minihane was on holiday in Canada when her other son, who lives in Dublin, called her to tell her what had happened.
She said: "They had been out to dinner somewhere and his wife and his little boy were in the car. They drove round a lane to get to the steel security door and Mike had got out to open it. There were five men and they had a machete, an axe and a machine gun. But at least he survived."
Odds and Sods
Odds and Sods
The outrageous reptiles fight each other and also battle star David Carradine, in one of his final roles.
Also: Sandra Foster renovated a shabby old building for $3,000, but it's missing two things.
Also: Friday, June 25, 2010
The Daily Drift
The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:You know that the stuff available at the mall just isn't going to cut it -- you don't want to find something special and then see it walking down the street toward you, or on the wall at a restaurant.
Shopping online feels like delayed gratification, so you might feel frustrated.
It's time to look for unique treasures made by local craftspeople, artists or jewelers -- or to root around at a flea market or antique mall.
Some of our readers today have been in:
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Paris, Ile-De-France, France
Riyadh, Ar Riyad, Saudi Arabia
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Coffs Harbor, New South Wales, Australia
Rockingham, Western Australia, Australia
Zurich. Zurich, Switzerland
London, England, United Kingdom
Jakarta, Jakarta Raya, Indonesia
Annecy, Rhone-Alpes, France
Moscow, Moskva, Russia
Tripoli, Tarabulus, Lybia
Non Buri, Nonthaburi, Thailand
Seremban, Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia
Bad Vilbel, Hessen, Germany
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Hull End, England, United Kingdom
Mansfield, England, United Kingdom
Berlin, Berlin, Germany
Oldenburg, Niedersachsen, Germany
Frankfurt, Hessen, Germany
Shah Alam, Selangor, Malaysia
Gatineau, Quebec, Canada
Rome, Lazio, Italy
as well as Sweden, Brazil, and the United States in such cities as hercules, Nashua, Racine, Walla Walla and more
Today is Friday, June 25, the 176th day of 2010.
There are 189 days left in the year.
Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
Take Your Dog To Work Day
World Cup Soccer
The U.S. soccer star stands to make millions of dollars after his heroic goal, one writer says.
Also: Landon Donovan reveals that he's not so estranged from actress Bianca Kajlich after all.
Also: Italy is booted from the tournament despite a schedule that many thought would be a breeze.
Also: An Australian man is spending the entire month of the World Cup inside a unique "apartment."
Also: The peculiar tradition that takes place after most soccer games goes back a long ways.
Also: A walk in the park
Obama and Medvedev's burger run and Twitter jokes show how much tensions have eased.
Also: As The World Turns
As The World Turns
Stalin Falls Down
A towering monument to Soviet dictator Josef Stalin vanishes from his hometown in a secretive operation.
Also: In Matters Of Health
In Matters Of Health
California declares an epidemic after five infant deaths and more than 900 cases are reported.
Also: Culinary DeLites
Culinary DeLites
Reach for these diet-friendly picks when you get the craving for something sweet, cool, or crunchy.
Also: Budget-conscious families can score great deals for dining out with the children.
Also: Helpful Hints
Helpful Hints
Companies offer protection for many scenarios, but often these policies are unnecessary.
Also: Don't cool your food by blowing on it or cut a dinner roll with your knife, an expert on manners warns.
Also: Man run over by his dog
A bulldog with a penchant for jumping around inside a Ridge Manor man's pickup got a bit too energetic on Sunday when the animal accidentally shifted the car into gear and caused the truck to back up - with his owner underneath.
Christopher Bishop, 43, told deputies that at around 8 p.m. Sunday, he was checking the transmission of his Ford F150 for oil leaks. He placed the car in neutral and left the driver's side door open.
He soon noticed the car moving. The bulldog, named Tassey, had apparently jumped into the pickup, hit the gear shift and run him over, Bishop said. Bishop said he managed to get up and stop the vehicle before it struck a fence next to his single-wide mobile home at 4000 Burwell Road.
Bishop said he waited about six hours before seeking medical attention because he does not like doctors. Bishop was treated at Pasco Regional Hospital for a few non-life threatening injuries
Christopher Bishop, 43, told deputies that at around 8 p.m. Sunday, he was checking the transmission of his Ford F150 for oil leaks. He placed the car in neutral and left the driver's side door open.
He soon noticed the car moving. The bulldog, named Tassey, had apparently jumped into the pickup, hit the gear shift and run him over, Bishop said. Bishop said he managed to get up and stop the vehicle before it struck a fence next to his single-wide mobile home at 4000 Burwell Road.
Bishop said he waited about six hours before seeking medical attention because he does not like doctors. Bishop was treated at Pasco Regional Hospital for a few non-life threatening injuries
Country ways
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in an isolated area.
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!". Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" and the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind but he ain't stupid, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.
He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!". Buddy didn't move.
Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.
Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.
Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" and the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind but he ain't stupid, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
The Seven Seas future Kings
Image credit: the_tahoe_guy/Flickr
They're commonly known as "jellyfish" but the name is a bit of a misnomer: In fact "jellies," or "gelatinous zooplankton," are not fish at all.What they are, is amazing. Without bones, brains, or blood, they manage to thrive in all of the worlds oceans, in an astonishing range of depths. This versatility, however, is becoming a problem as other species are strained by steadily collapsing ecosystems.
Diving with sharks risking lives
From the "No shit, Sherlock" Department:
Cage-diving adventures off Mexico's Pacific coast may be risking tourists' lives, critics contend.
Also: Paranoia Strikes Deep
Paranoia Strikes Deep
Ten-year-old Carley Helm's caged, two-inch pet causes a big disturbance at Atlanta's airport.
Also: NC State Trooper Charged With Drunken Driving, Hit And Run
An off-duty North Carolina Highway Patrol trooper has been arrested on charges of drunken driving and felony hit and run.
The Asheville Citizen-Times reported Master Trooper Timothy Scott Stiwinter Hendersonville was arrested after a wreck Thursday night in which a vehicle ran a red light and hit a car.
Investigators say Stiwinter was stopped by an Asheville police officer a couple hours after the wreck. An officer said she detected the smell of alcohol on Stiwinter's breath and that he was unsteady. He refused to take a field sobriety test or a breath-alcohol test.
A search warrant has been filed to test Stiwinter's blood. It was unclear if he has an attorney.
Stiwinter was released on an involuntary commitment order, which means he was taken to a hospital because there was reason to believe he was a danger to himself or others, according to court papers.
Stiwinter has been with the Highway Patrol since 1999. A patrol spokesman was not immediately available to discuss Stiwinter's status.
The Asheville Citizen-Times reported Master Trooper Timothy Scott Stiwinter Hendersonville was arrested after a wreck Thursday night in which a vehicle ran a red light and hit a car.
Investigators say Stiwinter was stopped by an Asheville police officer a couple hours after the wreck. An officer said she detected the smell of alcohol on Stiwinter's breath and that he was unsteady. He refused to take a field sobriety test or a breath-alcohol test.
A search warrant has been filed to test Stiwinter's blood. It was unclear if he has an attorney.
Stiwinter was released on an involuntary commitment order, which means he was taken to a hospital because there was reason to believe he was a danger to himself or others, according to court papers.
Stiwinter has been with the Highway Patrol since 1999. A patrol spokesman was not immediately available to discuss Stiwinter's status.
Drug dealer's to do list includes 'go on the rob' and 'sell weed'
An unemployed teenager arrested for drug dealing was found carrying a handwritten self-help note. Thomas Franks, who was in desperate need of money, had made himself a list that read: Sell push bike, go on the rob; Sell weed, get a job.
Franks, of Tennyson Close, Pound Hill, pleaded guilty at Crawley Magistrates' Court on Friday to possessing herbal cannabis with intent to supply. Prosecuting, Richard Lynn said police investigating an unrelated matter at a hostel for the homeless in Southgate found Franks there carrying a bag of cannabis.
They carried out a search and discovered further amounts of the drug totaling 21 grams, during the May 7 visit. The 19-year-old denied all the cannabis belonged to him but admitted he was selling it to friends. Mr Lynn described it as a "small-scale retail operation".
The defendant told officers who found his self-help list that he was in desperate need of money to pay for expensive repairs to his computer games console. Magistrates bailed Franks while probation and medical reports are prepared. He will be sentenced on June 28.
Franks, of Tennyson Close, Pound Hill, pleaded guilty at Crawley Magistrates' Court on Friday to possessing herbal cannabis with intent to supply. Prosecuting, Richard Lynn said police investigating an unrelated matter at a hostel for the homeless in Southgate found Franks there carrying a bag of cannabis.
They carried out a search and discovered further amounts of the drug totaling 21 grams, during the May 7 visit. The 19-year-old denied all the cannabis belonged to him but admitted he was selling it to friends. Mr Lynn described it as a "small-scale retail operation".
The defendant told officers who found his self-help list that he was in desperate need of money to pay for expensive repairs to his computer games console. Magistrates bailed Franks while probation and medical reports are prepared. He will be sentenced on June 28.
Man found dead four years after bedtime
Relatives followed the instructions of a Dutch man who asked not to be disturbed when he went to his bedroom: they left him alone and his body was found in bed four years later, police say.
The man, 50 at the time of his death, lived with four siblings aged between 44 and 71 in the northern village of Minnertsga. "He was used to being obeyed and very quick to anger," police spokesman Wouter De Vries said.
"Four years ago he told his brothers and sisters he didn't want to be disturbed and went to his bedroom." Though they frequently passed by the bedroom door, no one dared to open it and look in, Mr de Vries said.
The body was only discovered when the landlords decided some work needed to be done in the room. "A decomposing body produces a very strong smell, and it's really remarkable that his brothers and sisters don't seem to have noticed anything," the police spokesman said.
The man, 50 at the time of his death, lived with four siblings aged between 44 and 71 in the northern village of Minnertsga. "He was used to being obeyed and very quick to anger," police spokesman Wouter De Vries said.
"Four years ago he told his brothers and sisters he didn't want to be disturbed and went to his bedroom." Though they frequently passed by the bedroom door, no one dared to open it and look in, Mr de Vries said.
The body was only discovered when the landlords decided some work needed to be done in the room. "A decomposing body produces a very strong smell, and it's really remarkable that his brothers and sisters don't seem to have noticed anything," the police spokesman said.
They don't call it 'DOPE' for nothing you know
A California couple found to be high on methamphetamine face child endangerment charges after police say they tried to sell their 6-month-old baby for $25 outside a Walmart store.
Creationism is not science
Bad news for the idiot wing
A federal judge has thrown out a lawsuit by a creationism think tank and school that attempted to force the state of Texas to allow it to offer master's degrees in science education.In 2008, the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board rejected the Dallas-based Institute for Creation Research's application to offer master's degrees, which taught science from a biblical perspective. The institute's graduate school sued in 2009, claiming the board violated its constitutional right to free speech and religion.
Good news for normal people
It's The Economy Stupid
It's The Economy Stupid
Record-breaking lending rates give consumers added incentive to buy a home or refinance.
Also: These metro areas boast stable housing markets and robust economies, a new report reveals.
Also: On The Job
On The Job
The demise of a massive aid bill means 200,000 people a week will lose jobless benefits.
Also: When a company makes an offer, you should always counter with at least this much more.
Also: Most resumés sent online are never seen, and many "required" qualifications aren't necessarily so.
Also: The repugicans are deliberately trying to sabotage the economy
Hundreds of thousands of unemployed Americans will lose their benefits because of the repugicans in the Senate. The Senate repugicans held together to block cloture on the jobs bill.
The vote was 57 - 41. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins sided with Mitch McConnell's over their constituents in Maine. Of course they did. All the other repugicans voted no, too. As did Ben Nelson.
The repugicans created the economic crisis. Families across the country are suffering. Really suffering. But, the repugicans have decided those families don't matter.
That really is how the repugicans govern. Sell out to Big Oil and Wall Street. Screw over the unemployed.
The vote was 57 - 41. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins sided with Mitch McConnell's over their constituents in Maine. Of course they did. All the other repugicans voted no, too. As did Ben Nelson.
The repugicans created the economic crisis. Families across the country are suffering. Really suffering. But, the repugicans have decided those families don't matter.
That really is how the repugicans govern. Sell out to Big Oil and Wall Street. Screw over the unemployed.
repugicans - this is how they would govern
Hell, would nothing! It is how they tried to govern and all but destroyed the nation!
Jack Off making pizza
From the "It's better than he deserves" Department:
Jack Abramoff's first job out of prison is a big departure from his $750-per-hour power player days.
Also: It's Only The Environment After All
It's Only The Environment After All
White sand beaches in the Sunshine State are being stained by Gulf spill sludge.
Also: It's Not Like We Don't Have Another One
News from the Great Lakes
A 20-lb. fish captured beyond the Army Corps' last line of defense sparks alarm and debate.
Also: Divers say the 112-year-old wooden vessel is so well preserved that its cargo is still intact.
Also: Toxic whales prompt widespread warning
Lead, chromium, and other metals could affect the health of millions of seafood eaters.
Also: Little-known history of the Korean War
U.S. soldiers helped save the lives of 10,000 children orphaned by the war.
Also: Be Careful What You Pray For ...
A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.
He "prayed up a storm" and a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy was silent a moment then answered, "I don't know. I ain't in court 'til next week..."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.
He "prayed up a storm" and a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy was silent a moment then answered, "I don't know. I ain't in court 'til next week..."
Odds and Sods
Odds and Sods
Tourist swims into $12M cocaine stash
It wasn't the white sandy beaches off Italy's town of Alghero that made a young female tourist's holiday interesting, but the nearly 53 pounds of cocaine she swam into while splashing in the water.
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