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Monday, October 11, 2010

Uncle Matin's Amazing Sword Trick

Falsely imprisoned for 10 years, Uncle Matin finally breathed the fresh air of freedom when he ran into his friends at the market who beseeched him to show them his famous sword trick.
But what happened when he started to do the sword trick, which he had sworn never to do ever again?

Sunday, October 10, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
A long while ago, you discovered that the best way to make something as ethereal as a dream turn into reality is to tackle it practically and realistically.
That means you've got to work very hard now to make your current fantasy come true.
You're ready, willing and able, but you may not be entirely confident that you can make it come about.
Stop that.
You can, and you know it.
Doubt is fatal to power.
Get going, and don't stop until you're there.

Some of our readers today have been in:
The tracking service we use for a listing of our readers is still acting up.

However there is another service that lists our readers by their nation only so here is today's list of the countries reading Carolina Naturally:

United States, United Kingdom, Germany, Moldova, Canada, Pakistan, China, Italy, Latvia, Norway, Turkey, Czech Republic, New Zealand, Malaysia, Mexico, Netherlands, India, Saudi Arabia, France, Australia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Kuwait, Spain, and Ireland

Today is:
Today is Sunday, October 10, the 283rd day of 2010.
There are 82 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holiday or celebration is:
National Cake Decorating Day

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10/10/10 or 101010: Powers of Ten Day, and more

It is October 10, 2010, which is a good day for geeks and others who find numbers simply fascinating.

10-10-10: Vegas chapels busy on symmetrical date

Churches, banquet halls and other wedding venues across the country were extra busy Sunday as couples seeking a perfect 10 rushed to tie the knot on a once-in-a-century milestone.

Driller from U.S. a hero in mine rescue

Jeff Hart was drilling wells for the Army when he got the call to go to Chile.  
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Chilean miners to be freed by mid week
Everyone was hoping that it might be sooner, but at least it's near.
The evacuation of 33 miners trapped underground in Chile is likely to start on Wednesday, the country's mining minister has said.

Laurence Golborne was speaking after engineers had drilled through to the underground chamber where the miners are sheltering.

He said the top part of the shaft needed a steel casing that would take about a day and a half to assemble.

Chilean miners squabble as rescue nears

Officials draw up the order in which the 33 men will be pulled out but encounter resistance.  
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Seven cities on the verge of sinking

Bangkok may be engulfed by the Chao Phraya River in as little as seven years.  
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North Korea - The Nuke Option

"Nuke options" have been planned since the 1950s, declassified documents show. 
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China angry over jailed dissident receiving Nobel Peace Prize

Sounds like a personal problem. Get over it.
China has angrily condemned the decision to award the Nobel Peace Prize to jailed Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo.

The Beijing government summoned the Norwegian ambassador in protest. It called Mr Liu a "criminal", saying the award violated Nobel principles and could damage relations with Norway.

The Norwegian Nobel committee said Mr Liu was "the foremost symbol" of the struggle for human rights in China.

US President Barack Obama called for Mr Liu's immediate release.

Here's a thought ...

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America's 10 youngest billionaires

Mark Zuckerberg's on the list, of course, but someone else from Facebook is actually No. 1.  
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Man who bought skeleton decoration for Halloween at yard sale discovers it is real

A Hillsborough County man thought he was buying a Halloween decoration when he spent $8 for a box of bones at a yard sale in Brandon. But when he and his wife got the box home, they realized it was an actual human skeleton. "I got looking at it and thought, gosh, this is the real thing," recalled Judith Fletcher, wife of Mitchell Fletcher, the retiree who bought the box of bones.

The couple called the Hillsborough County Sheriff's office. Detectives took the mystery bones to the medical examiner's office. Experts there determined it's a professionally prepared human anatomical skeleton, the kind used in college and university medical courses, like the example pictured here. They estimate it's worth more than $3,000.


"We did find a serial number on the femur," says sheriff's spokesperson Cristal Bermudez Nunez. She says detectives are contacting colleges and universities who may be missing a skeleton. The Fletchers can't remember the exact address where they attended the yard sale. They told deputies it was somewhere on Parsons Avenue in Brandon.

State law says individuals can't own human skeletons, so the Fletchers won't get their blockbuster find returned. "If I see any more, I'll report them to the sheriff's office," said Mitchell. "But I don't want them." The Fletchers say they will continue to search for deals at yard sales. "But, I don't know about anything that would be that spectacular," added Judith. "It's hard to top a human skeleton."

Two 'Vampires' Arrested For Stabbing

Two would-be vampires in Phoenix were arrested after allegedly stabbing a man when he refused to let them drink his blood.

Maryland man charged in murder-for-hire plot


Richard Bernard Boyd, Jr., a Rockville man in the process of divorce has been charged with a murder-for-hire plot to kill his wife.

Controversial Miss USA winner dies

Leona Gage was stripped of her crown the day after she won it when judges found out she'd lied to them.  
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One trick to instantly boost a home's value

New research shows that listings with professional-looking photos command much higher prices.  
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Culinary DeLites

A bit of the bean adds lots of flavor to recipes like candied espresso walnuts.  
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Dark Chocolate Prevents Damage From Strokes

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photo: Sara Novak
In the same way that I'm fond of scientific studies detailing the benefits of a glass of red wine, I'm also very open to the benefits of dark chocolate. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that my little vice, isn't a vice at all (in moderation of course). A study at Johns Hopkins that I read about on Natural News says just that. Read on to find out about another new benefit to indulging in some organic, Fair Trade Certified dark chocolate.

The truth be told

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About Bloody Time don't you think ...

More than two years after financial collapse,FDIC seems to be considering legal action against officers and directors of failed banks ...

Credit card with 59.9% interest

One card's interest rate runs as high as 59.9%, and the other charges $119.40 in annual fees.  
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"I am not a witch"

SNL does Christine O'Donnell

Man Follows bible, Gets Arrested

In Florida: Man cites bible, hits child with wooden rod.
cooper-stephen A Crestview man was charged with felony cruelty to a child without great harm after investigators found deep purple bruising on a 12-year-old child.
Stephen W. Cooper, who is 50, told Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office investigators that he used a wooden dowel rod to punish the child, in accordance with the bible.
The bruising was still visible on the child's arms and buttocks five days after the incident, indicating deep tissue bruising, the report said.
His faith has no bounds:
Cooper told Department of Children and Family investigators that he could not make any promises he wouldn't use the dowel again. He also refused to sign or agree to a safety plan, the report said.
A perfect example of christian persecution.

British wingnuts team up with Teabaggers

Right wing Islamaphobic loons of the world, unite.
The English Defense League, a far-right grouping aimed at combating the "Islamification" of British cities, has developed strong links with the American Tea Party movement.

An Observer investigation has established that the EDL has made contact with anti-jihad groups within the Tea Party organization and has invited a senior US rabbi and Tea Party activist to London this month. Rabbi Nachum Shifren, a regular speaker at Tea Party conventions, will speak about Sharia law and also discuss funding issues.

The league has also developed links with Pamela Geller, who was influential in the protests against plans to build an Islamic cultural center near Ground Zero. Geller, darling of the Tea Party's growing anti-Islamic wing, is advocating an alliance with the EDL. The executive director of the Stop Islamisation of America organization, she recently met EDL leaders in New York and has defended the group's actions, despite a recent violent march in Bradford.

Ziggy

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Haüyne

Hauyne crystallizes in the isometric system forming translucent, vitreous typically twinned crystals with highly variable color (blue, white, gray, yellow, green, pink).
The formula is (Na,Ca)4-8[Al6Si6(O,S)24](SO4,Cl)1-2

Solar System’s Deepest Canyon Sinks Miles Into Mars

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On the Martian surface, the mountains are high and the canyons are low. 
Really, really low. 

Not only is the Martian volcano Olympus Mons the highest peak in the solar system, Melas Chasma, the canyon pictured above, is the deepest in the solar system. In this image from the European Space Agency’s Mars Express orbiter, the valley on the left (darker area) sits a whopping 5.6 miles below the plateau on the right (lighter area). 

Compared to the average shape of Mars, known as the “aeroid,” the canyon floor sinks down about 3.1 miles. Planetary scientists would love to use sea level measurements to describe Martian surface features, but there’s no ocean on the red planet anymore and any signs of an ocean are long since warped by millions of years of surface deformation.

A Dinosaur's Ancestor Walked Here ... 250 Million Years Ago

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A dinosaur skeleton at the American Museum of Natural History, in New York. 
This animal lived tens of millions of years after its recently discovered predecessor. 
Photo: arabani under a Creative Commons license.
250 million years ago, a dinosaur, walking on four legs and about the size of a house cat, walked through a quarry in what is now Poland. On Wednesday, the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B published the findings of its fossilized footprints, the New York Times reported. To be precise, the creature that roamed the Polish quarry did not fit all the criteria that define a dinosaur (a general term for a wide variety of species), but Stephen Brusatte, a Columbia University graduate student and the lead author of the journal article, says that it and the dinosaurs that evolved from it had much in common.

B.C.

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Trying to out weird the Japanese

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OK, now the Koreans are trying to out weird the Japanese.

Found photo: odd gentleman and family, 1860s Sussex


Steerforth collects and blogs about discarded books, diaries and photos from his work in Sussex, England. His latest find is an album of photos from the 1860s.

The first photo appears to be of Frankenstein's monster and his family.

Russian Woman Builds House of 5,000 Glass Bottles

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Photos: via siryoga
Besides shipping pallets, milk and beer crates, glass bottles are another building material that can be cheap, easily collected and reused, like in this house of 5,000 glass bottles built by a woman in Novoshakhtinsk, Russia.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

The Daily Drift

The Daily Drift
Today's horoscope says:
Even if you try hiding out at the back of the group, you're always the automatic authority figure -- no matter where you are or what you happen to be doing.
You're also quite the formidable opponent, especially when you know you're right.
So when someone of questionable character decides that today might be the perfect day to let you know that you're not as high and mighty as you think you are -- well, it will turn out to be the perfect day to let them know that you're all that and more.

Some of our readers today have been in:
Due to the service being cranky at the moment we are unable to retrieve the listing of our readers today.

Today is:
Today is Saturday, October 9, the 282nd day of 2010.
There are 83 days left in the year.

Today's unusual holidays or celebrations are:
National Chess Day

It is also Leif Ericson Day
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President Obama's Weekly Address

Remarks of President Barack Obama
As Prepared for Delivery
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Washington, DC

The other day, I was talking about education with some folks in the backyard of an Albuquerque home, and someone asked a question that’s stayed with me. He asked, if we don’t have homes to go to, what good is an education? It was a heartfelt question, one that could be asked by anyone who’s lost a home or a job in this recession.

Because if you’re out of work or facing foreclosure, all that really matters is a new job. All that really matters is a roof over your head. All that really matters is getting back on your feet. That’s why I’m fighting each and every day to jumpstart job-creation in the private sector; to help our small business owners grow and hire; to rebuild our economy so it lifts up a middle class that’s been battered for so long.

But even as we focus on doing all that; even as we focus on speeding up our economic recovery; we also know that when it comes to jobs, opportunity, and prosperity in the 21st century, nothing is more important than the quality of your education. At a time when most of the new jobs being created will require some kind of higher education; when countries that out-educate us today will outcompete us tomorrow, giving our kids the best education possible is an economic imperative.

That’s why, from the start of my administration, we’ve been fighting to offer every child in this country a world-class education – from the cradle to the classroom, from college through a career. Earlier this week, I announced a new Skills for America’s Future initiative that will help community colleges and employers match what’s taught in the classroom with what’s needed in the private sector, so we can connect students looking for jobs with businesses looking to hire.

We’re eliminating tens of billions of dollars in wasteful subsidies for banks to administer student loans, and using that money to make college more affordable for millions of students. And we’ve launched a Race to the Top in our states to make sure our students, all of them, are graduating from high school ready for college – so we can meet our goal of graduating a higher proportion of students from college than any other country in the world by 2020.

And yet, if Republicans in Congress had their way, we’d have a harder time meeting that goal. We’d have a harder time offering our kids the best education possible. Because they’d have us cut education by 20 percent – cuts that would reduce financial aid for eight million students; cuts that would leave our great and undervalued community colleges without the resources they need to prepare our graduates for the jobs of the future.

Now, it is true that when it comes to our budget, we have real challenges to meet. And if we’re serious about getting our fiscal house in order, we’ll need to make some tough choices. I’m prepared to make those choices. But what I’m not prepared to do is shortchange our children’s education. What I’m not prepared to do is undercut their economic future, your economic future, or the economic future of the United States of America.

Nothing would be more detrimental to our prospects for success than cutting back on education. It would consign America to second place in our fiercely competitive global economy. But China and India aren’t playing for second. South Korea and Germany aren’t playing for second. They’re playing for first – and so should America.

Instead of being shortsighted and shortchanging our kids, we should be doubling down on them. We should be giving every child in America a chance to make the most of their lives; to fulfill their God-given potential. We should be fighting to lead the global economy in this century, just like we did in the last. And that’s what I’ll continue fighting to do in the months and years ahead.

Thanks, everybody, and have a nice weekend.

Wife of new Nobel Peace Prize winner 'disappears' and phone service cut

There's the world's business partner in all its glory! Yes, this is a regime that can be trusted. The world leaders need to step up and become much more aggressive with calling for the immediate release of Liu and his wife.
The world's newest Nobel Peace Prize winner remained unreachable in a Chinese prison Saturday, while his wife's mobile phone was cut off and the authoritarian government continued to censor reports about democracy campaigner Liu Xiaobo's honor.

Police kept reporters away from the prison where Liu is serving an 11-year sentence for subversion, and his lawyer said that Liu's wife — who had been hoping to visit him Saturday and tell him the news of the award — has "disappeared" and he is worried she may be in police custody.

Chinese authorities, who called Liu a criminal shortly after his award Friday and said his winning "desecrates the prize," sank Saturday into official silence.
Liu Xiaobo doesn't know he won, but his wife may be allowed to tell him soon.  
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And I Quote

There is just one thing I haven’t been able to figure out yet.

How many more groups of people does the Republican Party have to hate before its members finally call for a new platform?

Those signs they carry at their rallies are getting pretty full.

The print will have to be pretty small at the next Beck rally to fit God Hates Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, Clinton (him and her), the Liberal Media, Obama, Pelosi, French Fries, Activists Judges, Environmentalists, Feminists, Mexicans,  and small puppies.

Maybe they can just print up a sign that simply says God Hates Everyone Who Isn’t  Like Me.

~ Helen Philpot

Why is This repugican House Candidate Dressed as a Nazi?

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Rich Iott, second from right, in a Nazi SS Waffen uniform.

Why is This repugican House Candidate Dressed as a Nazi?


Hint: Because he is one.

Great Words

Helen Philpot wrote this on her blog with her best friend Margaret: Margaret and Helen on April 15th 2010.

Take it from this member of the Greatest Generation ...

We survived Bush. You’ll survive Obama.

Margaret, please tell Howard that I love him because he loves you.  But that is about all the reaching across the aisle that I can handle.  A few years back, millions of people across this nation and across the globe marched for peace.  George Bush ignored us and we had to endure his lazy ass being in the White House for eight years.

So now a black man named Barack Obama, elected by the will of the people, has decided to fight for the poor, and work for world peace… and a bunch of white guys who think Fox really is News just can’t stand it.

Well, they can kiss my ass because I am tired of their belly aching.

This is exactly how our political system works.  Sometimes your party is in and sometimes it is out.  Your party is currently out.  So shut the hell up and deal with it.

Now don’t get me wrong.  I’m all for a group of disgruntled citizens banding together to form a third political party because they don’t feel represented by the other two.  But let’s be honest - this bunch of idiots  doesn’t like that a black man is the most powerful man on the globe.   I wonder if they know that, while 78%  of  the world is not white, only 13% of the United States is black.   So they can relax.  Barack and Michelle most likely will not be buying the house next door.

Tea Party members should listen up.  As long as Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann are your torchbearers, you don’t have much credibility with me.  One echoes between the ears and the other is 12 shy of a dozen.   You honestly want me to think that your  biggest issue is the cost of healthcare reform?  You sat idly by while Bush squandered billions on a failed war, but all children having health insurance is too much to handle?
 That’s your beef?  You realize, of course, that some of those children are white, don’t you?

Please.  You might not be wearing hoods, but your misspelled signs are one step shy of a burning cross.  You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Trust me.   It’s going to be eight long years for you Tea Party members.  But we survived Bush and  you’ll survive Obama.

I mean it.

Really.

Love

John Lennon

Happy Birthday, John

The Top 10 Most Popular Topics On The Web

Gamecocks Beat 'Bama

South Carolina puts an end to Alabama's dreams of another undefeated season.  
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Rescue drill reaches trapped Chile miners

The 33 men have been trapped together underground in harsh conditions for months.
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Ziggy

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Astronomical News

The record is held by a supernova that was observed two decades ago, but no longer exists.  
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Scientists Confirm that the Black Death Was Bubonic Plague

Although historical records describe the 14th Century pestilence known as the Black Death in a way that indicates that it was the bubonic plague, only recently has science confirmed this hypothesis:
“Our data … ends the debate about the etiology of the Black Death, and unambiguously demonstrates that Y. pestis was the causative agent of the epidemic plague that devastated Europe during the Middle Ages,” the authors wrote in the Oct. 7 issue of PLoS Pathogens.[...]
To build their case, the study’s authors extracted DNA from more than 75 skeletons in mass graves or plague pits across Europe. As an added measure, the scientists compared the samples to bones in nearby regions unaffected by the disease. All of this data, according to the study, points to bubonic plague as the cause of the 400-year-long pandemic and not other diseases.

Surprising origins of everyday phrases

You understand what it means to tell a "bare-faced lie," but do you know how the saying came to be?
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Shoe

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Habits that will make you go broke

Clipping coupons you don't need is one of the common money traps to avoid.
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What 300K gets you

The housing slump means you can get about 33% more house than during the peak.  
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Foreclosures

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Foreclosure Crisis
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Jon Stewart does it yet again and puts it like it is.

On The Job

On The Job
The Labor Department expects fewer workers in these once-reliable jobs over the next decade.  
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Denied better health coverage

One million employees at 30 companies won't get the promised $750K coverage.
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B.C.

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Tailgating made healthy

Tailgating made healthyThe brats, the buffalo wings, the full-bodied beer–gearing up for the big game can be delicious and, well...caloric.

Never fear!

With these simple menu tweaks, you can indulge without packing on pounds.

 

Work it out

All that's needed for this workout routine is a chair, table, wall, and a water bottle. 
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Sleep myths that are making you tired

An energy dip in the afternoon is normal, but nodding off in meetings isn't.  
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Helpful Hints - The Automotive Edition

Antifreeze in the windshield-washer reservoir may just create a slimy mess.
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Helpful Hints - The Domestic Edition

A weekly laundering of your bedsheets in 130-degree water may be ideal.  
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Non Sequitur

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For Sale: Supersonic Car


For a mere $3 million, you can have your very own supersonic car. It’s called The Spirit of America Sonic Arrow. This 1996 custom vehicle was built to reach up to 900 MPH and comes with spare parts, design schematics, tractor trailer rig, and more. Basically, the project is shutting down and the owners want to liquidate the entire operation.

The Beauty Of Vapor Cones

 

A trans-sonic vapor cone occurs right before the plane breaks the sound barrier, providing there are the correct atmospheric conditions. Photographing with high-quality stop action captures the art and science of the moment and preserves it for all to see.

Military Training

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instructions in unarmed self-defense.

After he presented a number of different situations in which they might find themselves, he asked a student, "What steps would you take if someone were coming at you with a large, sharp knife?"

The student replied, "Big, Fast Ones!"